I m a tour guide and would like to ask if there are any funniest jokes that I can share with guests

You know funny jokes don't howl

"Killing"Game.

Props: Solitaire cards that match the number of people, or replace them with business cards.

Location: Bar, group activities.

Number of people: 10-20 people are better, the best number is 12-16 people, and there is another "judge".

For example, if there are 13 people participating in the game, select 1 person from the QQ chat history viewer to be the judge. 12 cards are prepared by the judge.

There are 3 aces, 6 commons and 3 kings. After the world is seated, the judge gives the shuffled 12 cards to everyone to draw. Draw a common card for the good and approachable, draw the ace for the killer, draw the king for the poor.

The judge begins to preside over the game, and the world must obey the judge's command, and there is no cheating.

After everyone closed the autumn water, the judge said again: "Killer autumn water, you can come out and kill people." After hearing this order, only the three killers who draw the black card can fall into the water, and the three killers can get acquainted with each other at this time, becoming the first group to reach an alliance in this round of the game.

And a wanton killer motioned to the judge to kill all the wanton ones who were present and closed their eyes.

The judge saw it clearly and said, "The killer closes his eyes." Later, he said, "Send someone to break away from the autumn water." "The messenger who draws the trump card can break away from the autumn water, get acquainted with each other, and can suspect that the wanton one of the people with his eyes closed is the killer, and at the same time look at the judge, who can give a sign.

After everyone had been in the dark, the judge announced who had been killed, and the judge announced that everyone should be quiet and listen to the last words of the slain. The person being killed can identify the killer and state the reason. As a last word, the slain will not be able to speak again in this round of the game.

The judge presided over the meeting, and one of the people next to the slain began to arbitrarily state his opinion one by one.

At the end of the opinion statement, there will be several people suspected of being killers. The suspected person can defend himself. The judge presided over the election of the two most suspects, and made a final statement and defense, and after voting again, the private person with the most votes was killed.

If the slain is a real **, he will not speak again and quit the game. If the person killed is not the killer, he or she may make a last word and identify a new suspect.

After listening to the last words, a new night has arrived. It was ** who came out to kill again, and then sent someone to confirm his identity, and then he woke up on a new day, and another person was killed. Continue to discuss and kill the suspected object of the new Kangfu ** chat room Fu Bar.

And so on, ** kill all the bad people or good people to win.

Addendum: There is also a game without the identity of the bad person, and the discussion is more intense, but the time is longer, and the bad guy is easy to succeed. The difficulty of the game, right and wrong, can be mediated by changing the number of people with different identities through the process.

How well the judge presides over matters, and a witty and witty judge who enforces the law fairly will make the game more polished.

Grab the honey——

It was the people in the car, the one on the left stretched out his hand, the one on the right raised his hand, and the organizer said: Two little honeys, fly into the flower hurry, buzz, buzz, when it comes to the third time, say catch, the person on the right grabs the hand of the person on the left, and the person who is caught sings.

The game is very tense and fun when it is caught, and everyone in the car can play it.

Reading the ideal - (super funny, we use it when we travel).

Find five people in the car, give them a piece of paper, and ask them to write on the paper their four favorite idioms in their hearts, at this point, you take out a piece of paper and write on it:

My First Love: My Love:

My job: my future:

To give you an example: the four idioms I wrote are:

Rejoice, work hard, make persistent efforts, and dream of flowers and autumn moons.

At this time you read: **The ideal is:

My first love: rejoice, my love: work hard.

My job: keep up the good work, my future: dream of flowers and autumn moon.

In fact, everyone's idioms are different, and the content read is also different, and the scene is very laughing! ~

Others, these programs can be done twice, you can draw numbers, draw that number, come out to sing for everyone, pay attention, that is, the first half hour of the place should pay attention to let them take a break, you can do these games halfway, !

Happy trip, the above is the program we do for travel, and the other of our tour guides also played a magic trick!

I always felt dizzy and tired that summer. When I arrived at the hospital, the doctor quickly prescribed the medicine. I calculated the price of the medicine, and it was more than 300 yuan.

The doctor who took the medicine told me, "Take this medicine every two hours during the day, take three tablets each time, a total of two weeks." "I've never seen a medicine like this, so I asked him hurriedly

Doctor, what disease do I have, and what disease does this medicine cure? The doctor told me very honestly, "Actually, this medicine does not cure any diseases, and all you need most now is to drink more water."

It is said that two mentally ill people managed to escape from the psychiatric hospital.

But you have to climb over 100 walls to get to the road.

They climbed 60 walls together, and one of them asked the other, "Dude, are you tired?" ”

He said, "It's not tiring, let's go on."

When they reached the 99th wall, one of them asked another, "Man, are you tired?" ”

So they flipped back again.

A group of vampire bats couldn't find food and were hungry and bumped around in the hole, this was a bat with a mouth full of blood came back, and all the bats asked enviously: "What blood are you looking for?" Then the bat took them to a big tree and asked

See? The bats said, "Yes."

The bat said, "I didn't see the fuck!!

1. A tourist said to the female tour guide: "I want to give you a gift, what do you like?" ”

Whether the female guide was happy or not, she wanted the other party to give an expensive gift, but she couldn't say it clearly, so she said in a hurry: "I love to dress up, give me some ears, fingers or something to use on my neck!" ”

After listening to this, the tourist took out a gift from his bag - a piece of soap.

2. Tourist: "It's not like that, I saw a bunch of rats fighting in my room last night!" ”

Tour guide: "What else do you want to see for such a cheap room price!" Watch the bullfighting.

3. The train is about to enter the White City.

Professor Werther asked the guide next to him, "Do you come here often?" ”

Yes, several times a year. ”

Can you tell me which one is the best? ”

Pogue Hotel. ”

Do you always live there? The professor asked again.

No, something else. I've lived in all the shops, only the Pogue Hotel has never stayed. ”

4. A guy with a bad head read an ad for a $100 tour, so he went and registered his name and paid for it. After knocking him unconscious with a large wooden stick, the tour operator threw him through the back door into the river while he was unconscious. Soon another person also joined the travel agency and was treated in the same way after payment.

Fifteen minutes later, as the two men were rafting together in the river, the first said, "I wonder if they are providing us with food on this trip." ”

I do not know. The second person replied, "They didn't last year." ”

The tour guide enlivens the atmosphere, can talk about anything, and can also play games.