Collect funny whole jokes! Ask for a whole person s joke question

A woman asked her husband, "If I fall into the water with your mother, which one will you save first?" ”

My husband looked embarrassed and said, "I can't swim!" ”

The lady said, "Suppose you would." ”

My husband said, "Don't you know how to swim yourself?" Of course I'll save my mom. ”

"I'm talking about assuming I can't swim," the woman said. ”~

My husband said, "You can't swim, why don't you take an old lady to the water?" ”

The lady said angrily: "You are really brainless, I am not assuming! ”

My husband said without showing weakness: "You assume that something is not good, why do you assume that my mother fell into the water, why don't you assume your mother?" ”

The lady held back her anger: "Then my mother and your mother fell into the water together, okay?" ”

The husband looked pained and said, "What are you doing with the two old ladies in the water?" It's okay if you don't like my mom, is it easy for your mom to pull you?

It is said that two mentally ill people managed to escape from the psychiatric hospital. But you have to climb over 100 walls to get to the road. They climbed 60 walls together, and one of them asked the other

Dude, are you tired? The other said not tired. He said, "It's not tiring, let's go on."

When they reached the 99th wall, one of them asked another, "Man, are you tired?" Another way:

I'm tired! Let's go back! So they flipped back on.

A and B were on a plane, broke down and landed on a desert island. The chief of the cannibals on the desert island said, "You will each bring 100 of the same fruit and let you go!!

After a while, A brought 100 strawberries first. Chief: "Put them all in your nose and let you go!!

A began to stuff ......Stuffed 98 of them, nothing ......When he stuffed it to 99, he was "hey......heyHe laughed, and all the strawberries squirted out......A was killed by the chieftain......When he got to heaven, the angel asked A, "You are only one short of death, but why are you laughing?" A said, "Ah."

Because I saw B come back with 100 durians. ”

After doing my homework for a long time, I turned on the radio and a gentle voice came out:"…If the complexion is red and the hairs on the face are delicate and soft, then it means that it is healthy..."

Hearing this, I couldn't help but touch my face, looked forward to the mirror, and smiled again, looking healthy and cute.

At this time, I heard the announcer say:"Okay, listeners, this time our "Pig Raising Knowledge Lecture" is ...... here"1.One day, when the family has a happy event, then you plan to kill some livestock to set up the wedding wine, but when you get to the pen, you will have a problem, because there is only a pig and a donkey in it, do you say it is better to kill the pig or the donkey?

Whole person: If you kill a pig, you say, "Guess right, donkey thinks so too."

If you kill a donkey, you won't need to be taught by me (* hee-hee......）

2.In ancient times, there was a family with the surname Zai, and there lived in it three brothers and some attendants, and the names of these three brothers are very interesting, namely: upper, middle, and lower.

One day, I went on a long trip to the middle of the house, but went to gamble in the middle of it. At this moment, the attendant took out a bucket of dung in the thatched hut and put it on the table in the living room, intending to come back and throw away the dung again, but when he came back, the dung in the dung bucket was gone, and he only saw that he was reading a book in the living room, and the corners of his mouth were a little like dung. Who stole the dung?

Whole person effect: Most people will say that it is under the bottom, and then the landlord will say: "Correct, that is, you have eaten dung."

Because "eating manure underneath" (not me--o( o...)

"Pig stands with you" hit an animal name.

Answer: Elephant (like).

The African black girl traveled to Shanghai and stayed in a hotel. A fire broke out in the middle of the night. The African woman ran out as fast as she could. A firefighter saw it and said in surprise: My mother, alas, she is scorched and still running so fast!