Ask for some jokes about Chinese characters

A county magistrate with a strong accent came to the village to make a report: rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Don't pickle melon, pickles are too expensive!! 」

Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Don't speak, it's time for the meeting!! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: Pickles, please sausage pickles! Translation: Now the mayor of the township is invited to speak! ）

The township chief said: "Rabbits, today's rice dog has eaten, everyone is a king!" Translation: Comrades, there is enough food to eat today, everyone is a big bowl! Don't want pickles, I'll pick up a shit for you to lick

Translation: Don't speak, I'll tell you a story).

The teacher asked, "Can anyone explain knowingly asking?" Xiao Ming said, "Teacher, you often ask us questions in class, but you actually know the answers. This is called knowingly asking. ”

The sun said, "I told you not to fight, now you have been flattened." ”

The soldier said to Qiu: "Brother stepped on a landmine, why are your legs gone?" ”

A ghost farted and stinked to death.

Uh, uh, red, nice, oh, motor

Where did the little girl go to play last night, for you!

Do you mean that? It's cold ......

The classic "Five Smoking Boys".

There are five boys who smoke and are taught by the secret teacher one by one to talk to the heart:

The first boy truthfully admitted that he was very k-one; When he returned to his dormitory, he said

Dude, I've taken it all personally, so don't recognize you.

Scenario 1 Teacher: Honestly, smoke?

Boy A: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took the .........Scenario two

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

Boy B heard A's situation, so he carefully took the fries from the teacher: Don't you get some ketchup?

Yi Yi accidentally got too much, so he immediately flicked it with two fingers Teacher: Don't suck? I'm very skilled at flicking cigarette ash. Call the parents!

Scenario 3 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy C: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Okay, let's have a french fries.

Boy C, who had the previous two examples, was very careful to finish his fries with sweat.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

Boy C took the fries and put them on his ears .........

Scenario 4 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy Ding: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

The boy ate the fries in horror and put them in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

The boy Ding Gan hurriedly took out the fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on the ......... with his footScenario five

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

The boy had just held the fries, and the teacher said, "Don't you invite me to eat them?"

The boy hurriedly passed the fries from both hands, then pulled out the lighter .........Scene six

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Very good. Eat a french fries.

The boy ate the fries in horror and put them in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

The boy bowed his head with sweaty palms and said, "Hello principal!"

Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.

The boy took out the fries from his pocket: "Ann, it's still here, the fire hasn't been lit yet..."Scenario seven

Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Teacher: Really don't suck? Okay, let's have a root fries.

Boy: It's very natural to take the fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like?

Boy: [gets carried away] Greater China ......

Scene N: Teacher: Let's eat a french fry!

Boy: Thanks, no.

o( o haha don't plagiarize the tailgating!) I'd love to score a score!