Tell me a few hilarious classic Mid Autumn Festival text messages, thank you!

1. The full moon is similar every year, and you and I look forward to each other year after year. The clear light in the sky and the mercury everywhere are our thoughts of each other. 2. Net edge!

Love! Full Moon! The Mid-Autumn Festival night language sends lovesickness, and it is difficult to spend a good moon and a full love.

Bring greetings and love, and wish to come true. 3. On this special day, send a light fragrance to give you a free and colorful blessing! You from afar, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

4. A gentle kiss has touched my heart, and a deep love has made me miss it to this day. 5. Hear and think of the heart, say do and get, when the time comes, my good wishes have been received by you. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Smile sweetly! 6. Looking at the bright moon, acacia; Although I miss you so much, I will not be lonely because I share the same moon with you. 7. Is it safe for thousands of miles?

And send your thoughts from afar. Continuous love and care, strong affection and blessings, happy Mid-Autumn Festival! 8. The full moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival is a time of blessing, I wish you eternal happiness, no troubles, always happy, only smiles, angels are not as pure as you, and flowers are not as brilliant as you!

9. When the moon was full last year, the lanterns were as bright as day; The willow tops on the moon, people about after dusk! When the moon is full this year, the moon and the lights are still the same; I didn't see last year's people, and my tears wet the sleeves of my spring shirt. 10. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends are friends, the more true they are; The more the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter.

I wish my friends a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, on behalf of ***, ***, as well as Brother bin Laden and all the warriors of the base, Bush, Putin, and Blair, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings to you and through you to the whole family: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

With sincerity as the radius and respect as the center, I will send you a Mid-Autumn Festival blessing: those who love you love you more, and the people you love understand you better! Good things come round! What a dream! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a fuller moon!

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and I sent you a gift. However, the exact address is not known, and it cannot be delivered. However, you can pick it up for free at a nearby boutique by picking it up and running, the sooner the better!

According to the Mid-Autumn Festival Special Law, you are sentenced to life imprisonment, deprived of the right to depression for life, and confiscated all illnesses and troubles. Happy forever! Retire from court!

The Mid-Autumn Festival Administration notice: All those who still have moon cakes at home will be handed over to the state treasury, and they will not be handed over to the state treasury to my house, and violators will not be allowed to bask in the moon in the future It's so tiring, it's ......I fought with the sun for a few days, and I wanted to take the moon and give it to you, but I didn't expect that guy to give him no face at all! I stepped on the moon into a mooncake in a fit of anger, so I don't mind taking it!

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Flowers, elegant or colorful, are always planted in pots; The moon, far away or absent, always hangs in the sky; Friendship, far or near, is always held in the hand; Friends, see or not, always keep it in mind! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

If one day, you are too tired of walking, as soon as you turn around, I will be by your side! No matter how far away, no matter how many years! May my blessings be starry and shining every day of your life!

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Pack a bag of sunshine and two sea breezes, make a few catties of blessings, ask someone to buy some happiness in the United States, buy two bottles of romance in France, cut a little care from the depths of the soul, as a gift to you, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Let the wind blow away your sorrows, and let the rain wash away your troubles; Let the sun bring you warmth, let the moon bring you warmth; Let friendship bring you happiness, and I hope my message can bring you good luck in the Mid-Autumn Festival!

Send you a basket of fruit wishes: you are rich and rich, orange is as good as you want, pears want to come true, apricot blessing is happy, persimmon things go well, nuclear family is happy, berries have troubles, sweet as sugar cane, lucky as grapes! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

I often feel tired after work, > my explanation for this is lack of sleep. > recently, > looked at a set of data and realized that > I was not sleep-deficient, > overworked. > China has a population of 1.3 billion, > 400 million of them are retired, > only 900 million people are left working. > 800 million people live in rural areas, > only 100 million people are working. > 20 million are students, > only 80 million are working. > 40 million of the 80 million are ** workers, > of them are playing cards, 10 million are reading newspapers, > 7 million are in the toilet, > 10 million are chatting, and > 3 million are playing sweaters.

There are only 40 million people left working; > 30 million people work in government agencies and institutions, > only 10 million people are working; Of > remaining, > three million are soldiers, > only seven million are left to work; > at any given time, > total of 2,853,796 people were accepted in all hospitals across the country**, > only 4,146,204 people were working; > 4,146,102 of them are in jail, > 100 of them are driving, supervising, and evaluating other people's work, > there are only two people left working — you and me, > and you, > and you, > you now, > right now, > sitting in front of a computer and watching jokes. >So, > was the only one left with me working, > no wonder I was tired!! If you think it's interesting, send it to your lovely friends, and comfort you!!

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Good news: On the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, users with the first two digits of their mobile phone number of 13 can go to the street stalls to receive free mooncakes, of course, apply scald cream in advance to prevent being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.

Yue'er! Do you know my heart? Yue'er! Do you know me? May Yue'er bring you my sincere wishes: tell you, I really want to eat the box of moon cakes you hidden!

What should I do if I'm hungry during the Mid-Autumn Festival? Let's have a hot pot shabu! What should I do if I am thirsty? Go to the beach! What if you don't have money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you don't have the guts? Find Laden to practice! What if I want you? Take a look at the pigsty.

I don't understand it, I have long said that you have a low level of education, and you can see it again: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Mid-Autumn Festival, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what a KTV is? It's K you a meal, then T you a kick, and finally I'll make a V gesture! Yes!

The Mid-Autumn Festival in August does not give gifts, send a text message to bless you, health and happiness accompany you for a long time, good luck and you are not separated, and let me tell you that the God of Wealth has followed you. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, the blessing should be sent, you have talent and appearance, enthusiasm and good temper, high status in my heart, think about it, good wishes to send you the best: I wish you a round love, a reunion, and a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Autumn is sultry, the moon is in the sky, the thoughts are strong, a text message, although it conveys my feelings of missing, but it blocks the smiling face of our reunion, my relatives, although they can't be reunited, still want a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

It is another year of full moon night, and I make three wishes for you under the moon: one wishes that the dream is like the full moon, the second wishes that the day is sweeter than the moon cakes, and the third wish is that the beauty is like a fairy in the moon. :) moon is poetry, starry sky is painting, may all happiness accompany you, greetings are spring, care is summer, may all friends treat you sincerely, gentleness is autumn, romance is winter, may all happiness follow you.

I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival The moon hangs quietly outside the window. I looked at it as if it were a mirror, and you and I looked at each other, exchanging thoughts and blessings: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to my sweetheart.

I am a green tree, bathed in the sunshine of wisdom, and thrives in the soil of your knowledge. The deep affection of heaven and the love of the earth are engraved in my heart, and I will never forget them.

Teacher, do you remember me? That naughty and ignorant child. When you receive this card, I think I'm here for you again. Your teachings are bright sunshine shining in my heart and making the flower of my youth bloom.

Teacher, you have inspired me to truly appreciate the blessings of nature, and since then I have understood every green leaf, every cloud, and every wave.

Dear teacher, plain white snow, is your symbol; Offering the sacred halo woven for you, I wish you a happy year and good luck every year!

The teaching is like a spring breeze, and the teacher's kindness is like the depth of the sea.

We like you, young teacher; You are as handsome as a spruce and as deep as the blue sky; You are knowledgeable and have a heart that is compatible with us.

Learn without getting tired, teaching people tirelessly, peach and plum are fragrant, and their fun is also harmonious. Wishing you a happy holiday season!

Farewell, for a long time, your voice always rings in my ears; Your figure is always in my mind; Your teachings reside in my heart......On your day today, I wish you peace and wish!

I am not your most brilliant student, but you are my most respected teacher. On your holiday season, your students wish you forever young!

The teacher took the water of the heavenly pond and sprinkled it to the world to raise new seedlings.

Dear teacher, your teachings are like a spring breeze and rain, forever in my heart. I sincerely wish you well, good health, good luck!

You have given me the true meaning of life that is as bright as gold, and after years of grinding, it will become clearer and clearer over time!

Names engraved on wooden panels may not be immortal, nor will names engraved in stone be immortal. And your name, engraved in the depths of our hearts, will truly live on!

Everything that has passed will become a kind remembrance, and everything that has passed away knows its preciousness - I miss the minutes and seconds you have taken us through.

Today, in a distant land, your students fold the yesterday you have given into a boat of memories and let it float ......in the lake of their hearts

Your earnest teachings are a fountain of love, which will flow forever in the riverbed of my heart......

With sincerity as the center of the circle and thoughts as the radius, draw a circle of blessings for you; I wish you a family reunion, good dreams come true, good luck and fortune are fated with you, love and career are all complete, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is fuller!

The bright moon, twinkling and twinking, hangs on the horizon; Thoughts, a thread, are connected into a line; Memories, scene by scene, are in front of you; I hope that every year, people will be complete.

I was desperate Zixia left me, the master was too nagging, the Bull Demon King borrowed my money and didn't pay it back, and finally bought the Water Curtain Cave and was maliciously acquired by the Bodhisattva, fortunately, you can go online, send a message, and wish the second junior brother a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I entertained guests in the Moon Palace and prepared a sumptuous dinner for everyone: steamed romantic, braised blessings, boiled reunion, fried happy cakes, sincere and warm soup, very pistachios, warm and happy wine. Please come and visit us.

It's drizzling today, and you're romantic? If time permits, I would like to treat you to dinner. If you're busy right now, you won't read the information, and you'll have nothing to tease you anyway.

Whenever the Mid-Autumn Festival, when you miss me, look up at the moon, you know? The moon represents my heart!

But remember: don't look at any other time!

I have a friend who wants to get to know you, he (she) is coming recently, it seems to be called Zhong Qiujie (Zhong Qiujie), I think he (she) is very good, you can get to know him, he will come to you soon! Good luck!

Read it backwards)! In the middle of the autumn, do you wish that? Do you let my heart open, you let it go! Ah, it's really hard to get the first year of this, it's to receive the second one is your estimation of the form of this, the same old one person don't want to be with me.

Write yourself more than anything and always remember. Even if it's not very good, give it to a friend, and the other party will be very happy, because it won't be misunderstood as a bad **, hehe

The moon is round and round, like your face, thinking about it until now

The egg wishes to be long, and the arch is always juan.

There is autumn in the bell, and there is a day in the festival.