Funny sentences to a few Who has super funny sentences?

1. Bajie, don't think that you are a luminous pig standing under the street lamp.

2. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, and so the world has the Great Wall.

3. When the results of the college entrance examination came out, the teacher breathed a sigh of relief and said to me: In fact, if you didn't get in, it is a kind of happiness for you and the university.

4. Please don't ask him to use his brain, is it okay The left brain is full of water, and the right brain is full of flour.

5. Problems that Confucius can't solve, Lao Tzu will help you solve.

6. There is no impermeable wall, and there is no beam that cannot be hanged.

7. As soon as I stumbled into a big lame, I looked back and flashed my waist.

8. I don't like tidying up the room, they all call me a chaotic room hero.

9. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, life is seven places to ignite fire, eight places to smoke ......

10. You said you would wait for me to come back, but you did wait, and you found someone to wait with.

11. A celebrity is a person who others don't know who he is before he becomes famous, and he doesn't know who he is after becoming famous.

12. My world suddenly started to snow, oh my God! Please don't comb your hair next to me.

13. I like to make friends, especially girlfriends.

14. The fool sits and waits for death, and the wise sits and waits for the coin.

15. A fat man actually claims that he is not a rough person.

16. I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

17. One day your name will appear in my family's household register!

18. Think about the salary compared to the salary, forget it, I don't want to live anymore.

19. After living for more than 20 years, I have not been able to do something for the motherland and the people, and every time I think about it, I am heartbroken.

20. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

Twenty is enough for you to get excited. Be happy every day, just be happy.

There are always some such mothers around us.

You said that your breasts are small, and she said it doesn't matter, it's okay to have a baby.

You said that you have gained weight recently, and she said that it doesn't matter, it will be fine after giving birth.

You said that your complexion has been bad lately, and she said it's okay, it's okay to have a baby.

You think having a baby is a panacea**.

Optimus Prime punched the town of Kansai, Lin Daiyu uprooted the weeping willows, and Tang Seng was naked and the war horse was super.

The man entered a noodle shop and asked the owner if he had any noodles with mixed sauce, and the boss looked at the kitchen and said that there were no pig ears.

Your sister, it turns out that Shunfeng mixed sauce noodles are pig ear mixed sauce noodles (Shunfeng ears).

The mouse of netizens is snow-bright.

For people you don't love, if your brother's life is a movie, you are the advertisement that pops up! If my brother watched a Japanese action movie, you were the mosaic!

If the twist hurts, you must make a movie, which is called "The Life of the Father of Copycats".

Just your face, the whole thing is a Notre Dame Cathedral bell! It's like an abstract painting! I really want to slap my size 38 shoes (pia) to your size 48 face, vegetative people can talk better than you, believe it or not I'm going to plant you in a pot!

Failure is success"But I've had a lot of mothers, but none of them are pregnant!

Once upon a time there was a ghost, and it was ...... dead

A train in a mountainous area, farmers along the way all came, a female passenger on the car came to menstruation, and still went out of the window after changing paper.

Flying head-on in the face of a farmer, the farmer took it off and said, "Wow!! The train is just fast, and a piece of paper can make my nose bleed.

As soon as I saw what you looked like, I knew that your mother didn't take you seriously when she made you...

Recently, the ridicule about Guo Jingming is very popular: ginger is still short and spicy

**Buying ducks? In my stomach.

Similar upper and lower structures also include: 孬, ramming, 甮, 奣, 奀, 忈, 兲.

First, the bad. Pinyin: nāo, radical: 子, strokes: 10, traditional: 孬, five strokes: givb.

Interpretation: 1. Bad; Not good.

2. Cowardice; No courage.

nāo: initial: n, final: ao, tone: first tone.

Compounds: 孬species, good seeds, good children, 孬好, 孬子, 孬包, 孬孙, 孬种.

Antonyms: good.

Second, ramming. Pinyin: hāng, bèn, radical: large, strokes: 5, traditional: ramming, five strokes: dlb.

Interpretation: 1. Tools or machinery used to smash the foundation, including wooden rammer, stone rammer, iron rammer, etc.

2. Smash with a rammer.

3. Hit hard.

4. Carry it hard.

Same as "stupid" (found in books such as "Journey to the West" and "Dream of Red Mansions").

hāng: initial: h, final: ang, tone: first tone.

bèn: initial: b, final: en, tone: fourth tone.

Compounds: ramming, ramming, ramming, ramming, ramming, ramming, ramming, tamping, ramming.

1。How can you have the strength if you don't eat enough**?

2。The boy is poor, otherwise he does not know how to struggle; The girl is rich and raised, otherwise she will be coaxed away with a piece of cake.

3。I hope to one day double-click on my wallet with my mouse, then select a 100 dollar bill, press "Ctrl+C", and then keep "Ctrl+V".

4。No money, no power, no matter how nice it is to you, can you follow me?

5。When we were young, we used to make faces in the mirror. When I'm old, the mirror is flattened.

6。Boss, am I really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, and I haven't dropped a penny!

7。Do you want to be lazy with me? I'm too lazy to compare with you.

8。Decay! What more do you want? I have "decay" written on my face!

9。I peel the potatoes, I peel the potatoes, it's over, the potatoes are thrown in the trash...

10。The ideal is very plump, but the reality is very skinny.

11。.Face is given by others, and face is lost by oneself.

12。With a little trick, I doubled my odds of winning the lottery! It's about buying two lottery tickets!

13。What is Happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters!

14。I'm not a casual person, and I'm not a person when I get up casually.

15。You are scolding me now because you don't know me yet, and when you really understand me in the future, you will start beating me.

16。It doesn't matter what you stink, how ugly you are, and your face...

17。Sleep is an art – and no one can stop me from pursuing it!

18。It's a strange thing to hug, so close together, but you can't see each other's faces.

19。Moving like a rabbit and quiet like a dead pig.

20。Neurological patients have a wide range of thinking, and mentally handicapped children are much happier.

Hehe, 20 pieces of essence, I hope you like it, at least I like it

There were two fishermen fishing on the beach, one fisherman caught a mermaid one day, and above the tail of the fish was a super beauty, but the fisherman thought about it and let her go, and the other fisherman was puzzled and asked"why？"The first fisherman shrugged and replied:"how?"