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Anonymous users2024-02-06I can't find it. Then go for it.
yes, it's useless to ask nonsense here. Ha ha.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Wang Shuo's daughter told him quite a long time.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04You only said the bear and the rabbit, why didn't you say the elephant?
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Anonymous users2024-02-03This joke seems to be about ants, not rabbits, right?
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Anonymous users2024-02-021. One day, the little white rabbit came to the commissary and asked the boss: "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" ”
The boss said, "No, I'm sorry." ”
The next day, the little white rabbit came to the commissary again and asked the boss: "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" ”
The boss said, "No...
On the third day, the little white rabbit came to the commissary again and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" ”
The boss said, "No!!
On the fourth day, the little white rabbit came to the commissary again and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" ”
The boss said, "No, no, no!! How many times have I said it! ”
On the fifth day, the little white rabbit came to the commissary again and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" ”
The boss said, "If you ask me again, I'll pull out all your teeth with a vice!" ”
On the sixth day, the little white rabbit came to the commissary again and asked the boss: "Boss, you ...... here."”
The boss yelled: "No, no! No carrots! ”
The White Rabbit explained, "No, no, I mean, do you have any vices here?" ”
The boss asked suspiciously, "Old ......."Vices? No ......No, ......”
The little white rabbit said, "Oh, that's good, do you have any carrots here?" ”
The boss is petrified ......
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Anonymous users2024-02-01A little rabbit jumped and jumped and died o( o
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Anonymous users2024-01-31What is Xiaobai plus Xiaobai?
White Rabbit (two).
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Anonymous users2024-01-30The little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred small breads?" ”
Boss: "Ah, I'm sorry, not so much".
That's it... The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.
The next day, the little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery, "Boss, are there a hundred small breads?" ”
Boss: "I'm sorry, but I still don't."
That's it... The little white rabbit went away again dejectedly.
On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred small breads?" ”
The boss happily said, "Yes, yes, today we have a hundred small loaves of bread!" ”
The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-01-29One day, the fox asked the rabbit to drink, and when the rabbit drank high, the fox took the rabbit xxoo.
The next day, when the fox was still thinking about the rabbit, he invited her to drink again, and the rabbit drank high again, and the fox repeated his old trick.
On the third day, the fox invited the rabbit to drink again, but the rabbit said, "If you don't drink it, you won't drink it, and it hurts after drinking." ”
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Anonymous users2024-01-28Rabbits and tortoises race ---
The rabbit loses *&
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