I told my boyfriend that I like little kids, and he said, give birth to one, how can you reply to hi

What is born, do you give birth? Or am I born? If you really can't give birth, what will you do?

You give birth to a big fat boy, you are giving birth to a beautiful son, I can't help but work outside, laundry and cooking outside, take care of my daughter, it's best to take care of a few more, our family can't afford to support you, I will reimburse you for medical expenses, you must not suffer, because I will accompany you, whether it is night or day, I will help you, fight side by side with you, but you also have to meet my wishes, I meet your wishes, my wishes also need you to fulfill, that is, I hope you can have more than a dozen children, Because I really like him, you can have a few more, preferably dozens, or dozens of daughters, let's raise it at home, don't worry about not enough to eat, I will help you work together, but it hurts to have a child, you must endure it, don't scare the child, and the child must be healthy, not harmful, because in this way the child will grow into the society in the future, it will be ridiculed, you must not die when you give birth to a son, because when you die, how should I take care of them? So, I have to take care of it, because I'm a weak little woman who says hello, do you hear clearly? We must not die, if you die, who will take care of us?

You are the pillar of the family, who do you not take care of? If you die, my children and I will be on the streets, you have to fulfill my wishes, this is my wishes, do you hear clearly?

One day! Leaders come to inspect the school! Just wanted to light a cigarette!

Xiao Ming shouted: "No smoking on campus" Leader: "This student is good!"

Dare to point out my mistakes! It is true that smoking is not allowed in the school! What's your name?

My name is Xiao Ming......The next day, Xiao Ming was expelled from ...... schoolReason: Loud noise.

No, it's enough to have you alone."

I'm afraid of pain, or you'll be well.

Not enough, there must be a football team.

Zheng Guoyou had someone who wanted to buy shoes, he measured the size of his feet and went straight to the shoe store, but when he arrived at the shoe store, he touched his pocket: "Oops, I forgot!" So he hurried home.

Someone grabbed him and laughed, "Why don't you just try it on with your feet?" Would you rather believe in size than in your own feet, don't you feel too rigid?

People must learn to be flexible, otherwise today..."Can you let it go?" I forgot to bring the money. ”

1. When you feel that it is too late, it is precisely the earliest time.

2. Ugly, uneducated, can't speak, looking for a partner and not pursuing, listening to the arrangement of my parents, I want to be beautiful and have a good figure, improve the next generation, have a college literary RV, improve the genes and be happy for a long time, love me for a long time, and the husband and wife will not worry about everything.

3. They never thought to write it down, and it disappeared as things passed. A man does something wrong, but a woman goes around and around planning how to do something wrong.

4. Look at how happy he is, what a kind of cause and effect!

5. What fate puts on people's heads, people have to endure. When encountering headwinds and headwinds, it is useless to resist. --Henry VI II

6. I didn't want to leave in your warm embrace.

7. Just because I feel sorry for me, I think it's time for me to rest.

8. No matter how attractive the Internet is, you have to go out and breathe in the fresh air.

A housewife is the CEO of the house

Funny family funny events.

Our family is a well-known funny family, and in order to share the happiness with everyone, I will talk about the funny events that have happened in the past few days.

No. 1 in the world. One morning, when my mother was self-absorbed in front of the mirror after putting on makeup, I ran over and made a mischievous face at my mother, asking, "Mom, to tell you the truth, are you considered a beauty?"

My mother gave me a blank look and said confidently: "Of course it's a beauty, or the biggest beauty in the world!" Listening to my mother's words, I pursed my lips and said:

No one says that you are a beauty and you can get by, but it is an exaggeration to say that you are the number one beauty in the world. Mom said menacingly: "Everyone says that one door is one day, in our family, am I not the number one beauty in our family?"

Strange, how come I haven't heard of it?

Wearing the wrong clothes. Mother-in-law likes to listen to dramas, especially commenting on dramas, and no one is grabbing the TV, so she can watch enough on the opera channel. On this day, "Flowers as the Matchmaker" was sung on TV, and my mother-in-law was lying on the sofa listening and singing, so unhappy.

After a long time, the play was still singing, and I couldn't hear my mother-in-law quietly singing along. I went out to take a look, heh, I had already changed a play, and my mother-in-law was sleeping soundly on the sofa! I turned the station to find a good show, and it happened that Hunan TV was broadcasting super girl, so I watched it for a while, and at this time, my mother-in-law woke up, and she looked at the TV with surprised eyes and said:

Hey? Are the actors of "Flowers as the Matchmaker" wearing the wrong clothes? "Hee-hee, she doesn't know I've changed the stage!

The lazy dragon comes out of the hole. Although my uncle Yunliang knows the phrase "walk a hundred steps after dinner and live to ninety-nine", and he also knows that he is already very fat, he just doesn't want to take a walk after dinner. Yesterday, he actually invited us to go for a walk, and I was about to change my clothes, and my dad said:

Don't go, watch out for the rain! "I thought to myself: Why didn't I listen to the weather forecast for rain today?

Dad then said, "Originally, the lazy dragon came out of the hole, and it rained if it didn't blame the wind!" "Oh, that's how I understood it.

Home Alone, a Natural Pair, Forrest Gump, Henry's Chocolate Factory, and Steel's Piano.

You can watch the American drama (life big**).

The Adventures of Fat Mom Life is big**.

Humorous life: "Jiaping, it's time for you to come down for dinner!" "Listen, my mother's singing voice is so "beautiful" that she dares to sing this sentence as "the birds in the trees are in pairs"!

Look, this "pleasant" song made the neighbor's dog bark incessantly, the fish jumped in the tank, and the little rabbit had no appetite to eat! My sister and I looked at each other, with straight faces, but we were smiling in our hearts. Oh no, my mother's "singing" sounded in my ears again, so I had to go downstairs to eat!

Halfway through the meal, my mother may have been overjoyed, her face was red, her eyes narrowed into a line, and her mouth was as big as a basin! With a "poof", the rice in the old lady's mouth "soared"! I hurriedly fell to the ground.

What, why? You say, looking at my mother's appearance, do I still have any hope of survival?

How about it, my family has opened your eyes, I want to know the next time, and listen to me tomorrow!

"Funny Family" is a comedy TV series produced and broadcast by South Korea's MBC TV, which tells the funny daily life of Li Shuncai's family living in Heishidong, Seoul, although subtle, but full of nonsensical funny and exaggerated, leaving a deep impression on the audience, people often say that "every family has a scripture that is difficult to read", Li Shuncai's family looks beautiful on the surface, runs an independent hospital, and the second uncle is a teacher, but internal contradictions occur from time to time, it is a sitcom and a soap opera, But it also makes people understand that life is not easy, and do it and cherish it.

1.This TV series is about life, but it is higher than life

Lee Soon-jae's family of three generations lives together, revealing the details of their lives. Grandma is responsible for the life of the family, housework, cooking, grandpa has to see you in the hospital, although the main physician is now the aunt, but with the character of grandpa is impossible to give up his position in the hospital, there is always a dispute between grandpa and grandma, of course, this is also unavoidable in the family, everyone's way of dealing with it is always different, which has led to a series of funny things. It's normal lifeBut in the trivial aspects of life, through exaggerated techniques, it shows everyone's living conditions, knows their thoughts, although it will not be solved like in the TV series, but it can still provide people with guiding advice, so he is derived from life, but it is higher than life.

2.The family is the epitome of society, and the competition and struggle of a family

In this family, the grandfather is the absolute right holder, but the people below are also constantly resisting. First of all, the eldest aunt challenged the grandfather's power in the work, because the grandfather is 70 years old, and for patients and hospitals, there is no longer a need for his consultation, so the eldest aunt carried out reforms, and the reform effect is very good. And there is a dispute between the grandmother and the aunt over housework, the uncle and the aunt are a portrayal of the family power, and there is a competition between Yunho and MinhoIn such an environment, it is a complete society, so the class hierarchy is clear, and how to obtain one's own things or share responsibilities is a very realistic topic.

Of course, in this competition, no one wins or loses, they are just looking for their own needs and fulfilling their own ideals and responsibilities.

For many people, this TV series warms their upbringing like real chicken soup, which is why it is so classic.

It's rare to have a family drama that can be so natural and dramatic, grandparents are very funny, grandpa is old but likes to watch indecent **, grandma is also a very young child's character, will play cards with children, and do good-looking and fashionable hairstyles. Children are also in the funny style.

I think the reason why the Korean drama "Funny Family" has endured is nothing more than the following:

1. Funny is infused with sincere affection.

This drama is typical of the first half of the hilarious and the second half of the tear-jerking. What I remember most is that Min Jing and Yun Ho met again, and even the funny pictures were tear-jerking. A heavy rain, Yun Hao ran to Min Jing's school to hide from the rain, the rain stopped, and when he left, he actually dropped the key ring that Min Jing sent, and when Min Jing came out, he picked it up, and at this time, Yun Hao just came back to ......This scene is really full of laughter and tears, and many viewers should have cried.

2. Break the traditional family relationship model.

In the traditional family atmosphere, most of them are more rigid, but in "Funny Family", the family atmosphere is the most desirable and referenced.

3. Three views are correct, allowing the audience to harvest the philosophy of life in a simple but cheerful plot.

I think the biggest realization that "Funny Family" has brought me is love. The bumpy road of the four couples in it made me know that love is like this: despite the twists and turns, it is worth it for you. It's not love at first sight, but if you fall in love, you will protect it hard.

As a drama series, "Funny Family" is undoubtedly very successful, and until now, I still think it is also a comedy classic that cannot be surpassed.

Correct, it's actually "Funny Family", and the reason why it has endured for a long time is probably because it is close to life, so it can allow the audience to find that sense of substitution and reality.

I wasn't too big when this drama was on the air, but at that time, I followed my parents to chase it every day, and I just thought it was fun and funny at the time, but when I thought about it once, I reviewed it again and found that it actually contained a lot of meaning.

The most obvious is family affection, I personally envy their family's way of life, although there is also noise, but relatively speaking, it is an extremely comfortable state of getting along, no grievances, and there is not too much firewood, rice, oil and salt in real life.

And then there is love, there are relatively many love lines in this story, and their views on love are also very positive, I personally like the pair of Yun Hao and Min Jing, especially their views on love are what I personally admire, like a person to do their best to chase, which is really difficult for an introvert like me.

In fact, if you look at it so carefully, every bit of it is closely related to life, and at the same time, the characters in the play are also portrayals of most people in real life, and the funny plot and unhurried development are probably the biggest reasons for its undiminished popularity.

The reason why "Funny Family" has endured for a long time should be attributed to the clever and innovative plot conception, so the audience never gets tired of watching it.

You said it, people are funny family, popularity must be enduring, this kind of shop, this kind of Korean drama, funny is that there are relatives and chickens is everyone's favorite TV, this kind of TV with affinity, everyone likes to watch it, and it's funny, who would not like me, I also like to watch it very much.

The reason why the Korean drama "Funny Family" has endured is because this drama is very funny. is a very classic comedy.

This is a very good-looking TV series, and it is also a very classic, everyone has the impression that this movie is vivid and vivid, and it has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Because the plot is very distinctive, very logical, very attractive, super funny, the characters are vivid and vivid, which makes people feel happy to watch.

Because it's not the kind of headless and brainless funny work, it's very warm, it's funny, it's a classic comedy, it's super good-looking, and you can't get tired of watching it.