Praise the sea for its humorous and funny, super funny and funny

If the sea could, take away my dwarf ugly.

If the sea could, take away my dwarf ugly, haha laughed to death.

If the sea could take away my love, the first thing I would do would be – suicide by jumping into the sea.

1. When a woman saw a boy smoking on the road, she asked the boy, "Child, does your father know that you smoke?" Without raising his head, the boy replied, "You are talking to a strange man halfway, does your husband know?" ”

2. Mathematics teacher: "In mathematical symbols, the braces are like a bow, and the braces are like a curved crescent, so what are the braces like?" ”

In 209 BC, Chen Sheng and Wu Guang rebelled in Daze Township, setting off a war at the end of Qin. But what is less known is that they also wrote limerick poems, but it is not known which of the two actually wrote it:

From a distance, the stone tower is black, thin on the top and thick on the bottom;

One day, it will be turned over, and the bottom will be thin and the top will be thick.

Later, when the warlord Zhang Zongchang "Visiting Mount Tai", he rewrote it: "From a distance, Mount Tai is black and mushy, and the top is thin and the bottom is thick. If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the bottom is thin and the top is thick. ”

It is hard to start a business and start a family, and you will suffer from tears and broken teeth. Wait until the spring flowers bloom, and there are crows and phoenixes perching on the branches.

Since ancient times, no one has no , and no one has no paper for poop. If you don't use toilet paper, do you use your fingers?

I'm in Colombia and you're under the wheel. I'm at KFC and you're eating garbage. I'm at McDonald's, and you're selling soup spoons.

I'm eating steamed buns, you're getting a fist. I eat instant noodles at the bow of the boat, and you poop in the back. I'm gnawing on melon seeds, you're eating and robbing seeds.

I'm in Venice on the water, and you feed zombies underwater.

Today, Thursday, Xiao Ming was going to take the exam, and he took the forty-fourth exam, thinking that he had the ability, he went home to watch TV, saw the Shaolin Temple, and was beaten into tomatoes by his mother.

Climbing the Stork Bird Tower - Wang Zhilian The sun is at the end of the mountain, and the Yellow River flows into the sea. If you want to be poor, go to the next level. Looking at the moon and nostalgia - Zhang Jiuling The bright moon is born on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time.

The lover complains about the night, and he is lovesick at night. The candle is extinguished, and the light is full, and the clothes are dewed. It's unbearable to give away, and it's a good time to sleep.

The autumn night will dawn out of the fence to welcome the cool - land tour 30,000 miles east of the river into the sea, 5,000 miles on the sky. The bereaved people were in tears, and they looked south to Wang Shi for another year. At the foot of the sub-Beigu Mountain - Wangwan Outside the green mountains of Klook, in front of the green water.

The tide is flat and the wind is hanging. The sea is born in the night, and the spring of the river enters the old year. Where to reach the township book, return to the side of Yanluoyang.

Long Song Line - Han Yue Mansion Qingqing Garden in the sunflower, the morning dew waits for the sun. Yangchun Budeze, all things are brilliant. Often afraid of the autumn festival to come, Kunhuanghua leaves decline.

Hundreds of rivers from the east to the sea, when to return to the west. The young man does not work hard, and the boss is sad.

The original text is: Haiyan Gorky On the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds. Between the clouds and the sea, the petrel flies proudly like black lightning.

The result turned out to be: Gorky was on the vast sea, and the wind was gathering dark clouds. Between the clouds and the sea, like black lightning, flies proudly.

The sea!

You're so big.

The sea! You're so deep.

The sea! There are all kinds of fish in it.

Network bubble M path.

Why is it twilight today.

Get on the web. Rookie is now in the rivers and lakes.

Mess into the depths of the network.

Suddenly, I saw that the beauty was helpless.

There are countless heroes in Dunsheng.

limerick 1Once upon a time there was a pig.

I love to read and read books, but I can't read.

The more I look at it, the more confused I become.

Once upon a time there was a dog.

Love to drink and play drunk after drinking.

Someone bit his hand.

Once upon a time there was a sheep.

Love jumps over the wall and finally jumps over.

Outside the walls is a wolf.

New Year's greetings The Spring Festival is here in a blink of an eye, and I wish you the New Year early: one is good for the whole family, and the other is high in income; Three bows will not grow old, and four bows will eliminate troubles; Five worship of filial piety of children and six worship of happiness; Seven prayers are less difficult, and eight prayers are sorrowful; Nine worship peace cover, ten worship joy! — Slip the net.

"Wo Chun" "I'm Stupid".

Dark plum whispering flowers, I have no culture, lying on the branch and hating the bottom, I have a very low IQ, I am like water in the distance, I want to ask who I am, easy to see through the spring green. A big stupid donkey.

The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green. I'm a stupid donkey.

Goose goose goose, sauerkraut stewed goose.

The white hair is plucked and the anthurium is served.