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Anonymous users2024-02-06Oh, Liu Bei's new version of the thatched house, our school has played it, do you think it's good?
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Anonymous users2024-02-05The 2014 Chinese New Year sketch "Happy Dream Show", in the form of a talk show, uses the top students and the scum as a series, and the content is all about some things or star news in the society in the past 13 years! Meets your requirements.
Gather Li Moumou, Wang Feng on the headlines, where is Dad, young people ask Zen masters, Singles' Day Double Eleven, show off wealth competition, female men, local tyrants as friends and other popular elements.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Mom: (pushes Dad) Go, you have a lot of words.
Grandma: (laughs) Okay, you get up too! This time I will spare you first, and whoever dares to leave my grandson alone in the future, I will definitely be over with him!
Dad: Mom, I figured it out too. When a family is together, it is more like a family! I decided not to go. I want to go back to my hometown to start a business, and I am going to set up a factory, so that more farmer brothers can have something to do and make money, so that the villagers can get rich and live a good life!
Mother: Baby, Mom has decided not to leave. I want to use science to farm, so that all people in the world have food and clothing, and provide a guarantee for national construction!
Grandma: Okay, okay, take this beautiful spring sunshine, let's take a walk together as a family!
Dad: Mom, you can't walk, I'll carry you.
Mother: Baby, Mommy also carries you.
Grandma: Look, how beautiful the spring is in my hometown, I can't get enough of it in my life!
Dad: Is it beautiful, hometown water, kiss or not, hometown people, or hometown!
Mother: Look, how much has changed in my hometown, and what a lot has been done in my hometown!
Baby: Hey, here is the mother carrying the son, and the son is carrying the mother in front. Now there are two sons and two mothers.
Qi: We are a happy family!
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Lao Li: The Spring Festival is jubilant, and his son and daughter-in-law visit their homes; This year's Spring Festival is different, the combination of Chinese and Western is busy; Originally, the Spring Festival was lively enough, and this Valentine's Day also caught up, and the old man became a gray wolf! My wife, I always say that I am not romantic, this time I will also come to romantic, (holding a bouquet) roses buy one get one free, one bouquet for my wife, and the other bouquet for others. (laughs) Everyone's keeping it a secret for me. Dearly!
Lao Liu on Lao Liu: Dead old man! It's all so old, and it's still called dear! If the son and daughter-in-law hear this, let the children think.
Lao Li: As long as young people can celebrate Valentine's Day, can't we celebrate it? Just in time for today's New Year Valentine's Day, may our feelings be more harmonious, (kneeling on one leg) Please accept!
Lao Liu: (laughing) Haven't you sent it all to this old man? What a scene?
Lao Li: (gets up) What is it, have you sent it?
Lao Liu: Ah, here it is. (pointing to the bouquet on the couch) Isn't that what you gave it?
Lao Li: (Picking up the bouquet on the sofa and looking at the words on it) Dearly, I wish you a happy double festival! (Looking at Lao Liu) daughter-in-law, remember, this was not given by your husband.
I know he hasn't sent you flowers for years, so I'll give him this bouquet. (angry) How do you know that I don't send it! (to Lao Liu) hehe, I know the basic situation of our family, especially the details.
Lao Liu: Old man, listen to my explanation.
Lao Li: (Stopping) Don't explain, explanation is equivalent to covering up, and covering up is the beginning of the second mistake.
Xiao Li and Sasha carried gift boxes and suitcases).
Sasha walked forward angrily, Xiao Li was behind with a suitcase in one hand and a few gift boxes in the other).
Xiao Li: Honey, wait for me. (Comes forward to chase Sasha).
Sasha: (picks off Li) Don't touch me!
Xiao Li: (knocking on the door) Dad! Mother! We're back!
Lao Li: (pointing at Lao Liu) Let me tell you, my son and daughter-in-law are easy to come back for a while, and I am happy, as for the emotional entanglement between the two of us, we will talk about it in the next year! (to open the door).
Xiao Li was just about to enter the house when the door closed again. The small two eyes face each other).
Lao Liu: (closes the door) Wait! What's wrong with me? Waiting for you to still be wrong?
Sasha: What's wrong with Mom and Dad? Is something wrong?
Xiao Li: Something is wrong. (Leaning on the crack of the door and listening to the sound).
Lao Li: (pointing at Lao Liu) Old Lady Liu, what do you want to do? My son and daughter-in-law are still outside.
Lao Liu: You still know. Then you make it clear.
Lao Li: (rolls up his sleeves) You're still energetic, aren't you?
Xiao Li: Not good! (Take the key from your pocket and prepare to open the door).
Lao Li: (shouting) I'll get out of here!
Lao Liu: (laughs).
Lao Li: On the contrary, you kneel down for me!
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