Two answers, you deserve it if it s true, and what do you want if it s false?

It's that he talked about an object, obviously his girlfriend is very good to her, and on the surface he also said that he likes him, but it's not good to say that his girlfriend has a lot of them, and he said all the shortcomings, and he didn't give him any affection.

Probably the husband came back from work and said that it was natural for his wife to do housework and cook, and at the same time, why did a woman have to cook after work, I think housework is a matter of two people.

Talking bad about friends everywhere behind his back, he played very well with his friends on the surface, and pretendedly, when he saw that his friend had a boyfriend, he sowed discord, and deliberately approached other people's boyfriends, making it the same as his own boyfriend.

For the sake of the family's livelihood, the wife goes out early and returns late every day, shouldering heavy responsibilities, and the husband plays with his mobile phone at home every day without understanding, and looks at his wife who comes back from exhaustion with disdain, saying that you are so tired It's not that you don't deserve to enjoy Qingfu.

The monthly salary is two or three thousand, and the double eyelids are one or two thousand, I don't think it's worth it. As long as he is beautiful in his heart, he doesn't care if he has double eyelids or single eyelids. You don't have to do it for others to see, it's not worth spending so much money.

Everyone has a love of beauty, and it is the nature of a woman to love beauty, but when a woman does beauty, she still has to decide according to her economic income that the monthly salary is two or three thousand yuan, and there are more than 10,000 yuan for cosmetic surgery, which I think is indeed a bit high.

It's worth it! After all, everyone has a love for beauty, and she feels that the monthly salary is not enough, but she can do it if she needs it, and it will not affect others. Invest in appreciation for yourself, but smoking and drinking are not good at all!

How do you know that what he says is all false? You're not a roundworm who lives with him every day!

It's just that everyone's position is different, you say that the apple is red, he says it's pink, is he telling a lie? No way! It's just that everyone has a different understanding of one thing, so why be so extreme!

There are positive and negative sides to everything, there are no absolute good and bad people, and there is no absolute right or wrong!

The truth just means that you are straight, if you are false, then you have also used your mind to look at others, personal temperament is different, it is natural, and the truth you say is not necessarily right, do you know what I mean?

Society has changed.

False, false, true, true, false.

We only see what others do as a joke.

How we do it, we just do ourselves.

What is fake will one day become fake.

It's really true at all times.

It's really easy to be caught by the bad guys, and be more mature.

Since ancient times, the true feelings cannot be retained, and only routines can win the hearts of the people.

You say I'm trash, but the premise must be better than me, otherwise you're not even as trash.

Such flirtatious love words,I feel like I'm going to be taken away.。。

The sultry routine sentence is as follows:

1. I'm tired of being a cute girl, and I suddenly want to be your wife.

2. Recently there have been rumors that I like you, and I want to clarify that it is not a rumor.

3. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others walk on the road, and you walk on my heart.

4. You look like a person. Like whom? Like my future girlfriend.

5. Suppose you go to a place where there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you're in my heart.

6. Yes, I just like you, and I like it hopelessly. What, dissatisfied? If you don't accept it, you also like me7, can you swim? No. So what do you need to learn? Because we're about to fall in love!

8. Let me ask you a question, do you know what the luckiest door in the world is? Heart-to-heart? Wrong, it's us.

9. Let me tell you a secret, in fact, I have superpowers......I like you so much!

Flirting sentence dialogue.

1. Male: "Do you like shopping?"

F: "It's okay".

Man: "Then you will go to the street in the future, it is easy to cause traffic accidents".

Woman: "Why?"

Male: "Because you see flowers blooming, and the car sees a flat tire".

2. Male: "Today my colleague called me a fool".

Woman: "What did you do and he scolded you for being a fool".

M: "Because I'm thinking you've been giggling".

3. Male: "What words can the other half of the moon character compose".

Female: "Fat" Male: "What about my other half".

Female: "Russian" male: "No, my other half is you".

4. Male: "The Buddha who has believed in it for so long actually gave me a dream".

Woman: "What a dream?"

Man: "He said you belong to me in this life".

5. Man: "You go find the mirror".

Woman: "What's wrong?"

Man: "Go see if my future girlfriend is pretty".

6. Male: "Am I handsome?"

Female: "Handsome" man: "Am I a warm man".

Woman: "Yes."

Man: "Are you a pig?" Why are you so stupid".

Female: "I'm stupid".

Man: "I'm such a handsome and warm man, why don't you confess to me quickly".

7. Male: "Are there many people who have pets now?"

Woman: "yes."

Man: "Then do you know why I don't raise it?"

Woman: "I don't know."

Man: "Because it's going to take me a lifetime to raise you, how can I have time to raise a pet."

8. Male: "Did you sneeze today?"

Woman: "Well, how do you know?"

M: "That's the proof that I miss you".

9. Male: "Good teacher".

Woman: "How did I become a teacher?"

M: "Because you taught me what love is."

10. Male: "Can I ask you for one thing".

Woman: "What's the matter?"

M: "Marriage proposal".

11. Male: "Are you particularly good at swimming?"

F: "It's okay".

Man: "Then why have you been swimming in your head for a day?"

12. Male: "What was your dream when you were a child".

Woman: "I think I'm a scientist."

M: "Do you know my dream?"

Woman: "I'm going to start a family with you."

13. Male: "Have you participated in Alipay for the New Year?"

Woman: "Sweep it".

Man: "I don't think you've been happy with me no matter how much blessing you have."

14. Male: "Do you know why there are three dots in the middle of the word heart?"

Woman: "I don't know."

M: "Because I want you to be more and spoil you more".

15. Male: "I saw your boyfriend this morning".

Woman: "I don't have a boyfriend."

Man: "Are you sure?" I saw him really handsome in the morning."

Female: "I saw it in **".

Man: "I got up and looked in the mirror and saw it."

1. Why don't you wear a hat when it's snowing?

For someone like me, you have no other way but to spoil you.

Not every routine is suitable for sultry, like the routine on companion dating is suitable for chatting.

There are a lot of sultry words, just check it on the Internet and find it.

The special disgusting five-level three-order system applies statistical birthdays.

The girlfriend who just got together has the body of a fitness trainer, and she found it on Youji, and Falo.

Talking about topics that can be exciting for the other party, I often talk to the young lady in the falo software. A chat must be on fire, and the young lady who is on the second side of the conversation, it is easy to rub out the spark of love when you chat, and it is out of control.

Yes, the funniest collection of cold jokes, watching it will make you happy.

All day. 1.The classic wife's pocket money joke, wife: "I know you have no money, my money is on the dresser, and you can take as much as you want." My husband thought in his heart, this is extraordinary, dare to walk over and take a look, there are twenty yuan on it.

2.Laughing and laughing every day, I guessed my salary of 3900+, and discussed with my wife to give me the change, and my wife readily agreed, so I was happy in my heart. This month's performance is a little better, with a salary of 4053... Don't talk about it, it's all tears if you talk too much.

3.A collection of hilarious classic cold jokes, male: Wife, today I am brave and brave.

F: Oh, what happened at the time? M:

A male robbed a bus conductor. The conductor was a woman and got into a fight with the robber. I saw that this woman couldn't beat him, so I went up and held the robber down.

F: I can't see it, you are usually so timid, why are you so brave today? The man said with a sad face

I thought they were arguing.

4.Sit in the massage chair and wait for the result, thinking about the massage for a while to pass the time. Who would have thought that the chair would be motionless after scanning the yard, is it broken?

Suddenly, I found that the uncle on my left was trembling, his mouth was chirping, and he looked like ......a look of enjoymentIs this a good thing?

5.My girlfriend gave me a mug and asked me if I knew what it meant. I held the cup and whispered to her with trepidation

Is it the meaning of cups? As a result, I was beaten crazy by my girlfriend.,And then told me that this is a lifetime of representation.。。。 It seems that this net can't be old.

6.My girlfriend called ** to cry with me, saying that she was going to break up with her boyfriend, I was taken aback, and yesterday I sent a message saying that I might be pregnant and I wanted to prepare for the wedding, what's wrong? She cried and cried

We had just finished the examination from the hospital and confirmed that we were pregnant, he didn't care about me, he jumped and jumped with the examination sheet and ran away with a smile, and I didn't catch up with ......”

7.He is a scholar, she is a scumbag, she loves him, so she confessed to him: "I like the way you study seriously!" He smiled and said slowly: "The first time someone confessed to me, let me make a paper to calm down first!" ”

8.In the past few days, I suddenly have insomnia, and I can't sleep in the middle of the night, so I checked on the Internet and said that drinking a carton of milk before going to bed can help sleep. I was afraid that drinking one box would not work, so I drank three boxes of ...... in one goI can't believe what I said on the Internet, not only did I not sleep all night and always get up to go to the toilet, but I had to wash the sheets and ...... the next day

Examples of funny and humorous dialogues:1,

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke? Boy A

Do not suck. Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries. Boy A

Naturally, he stretched out two fingers and took ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 2] Teacher.

Do you smoke? Boy B:

Do not suck. Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

b As a result of hearing a

so carefully took the fries with the palm of his hand.

Teacher: Don't you dip some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked the ...... with his fingersTeacher: You are very skilled at flicking cigarette ash. Ask your parents to come and ......

Scenario three. Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy C: Don't suck. Teacher: Don't suck, okay, eat a piece of fries.

cBecause of the previous two examples, I ate the fries very carefully and sweating.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

c. After taking the french fries, he put his hand on his ear ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scenario four. Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy D

Do not suck. Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

d finished his fries in horror.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

D carefully put the fries in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

d hurriedly took out the fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on the ...... with his feetTeacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scenario five. Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy E

Don't suck, Teacher: Very good, let's eat a french fries.

E had just taken the fries, and the teacher said, "Don't you invite me to eat them?"

E hurriedly passed the fries with both hands, then took out the lighter ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene six. Teacher: Do you smoke? Boys f

Do not suck. Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

f Eat it in horror.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

f His palms were sweaty, but he still calmly bowed his head and said, "Hello principal!

Teacher: The school will smell the taste in your mouth.

F pulled out the fries: No, it's still here, the fire hasn't even been lit yet, ......[Scene 7.]

Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Boy g

Promise God absolutely no sucking.

Teacher: Really don't suck? Okay, let's have a root fries.

G is very natural to take the fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like?

g (get carried away).

Greater China ......Scenario eight.

Teacher: Let's have a french fry. Boys n

Thanks, not clear.

Teacher: ......

One person (A with a spring belt) sits on a chair and another person (B) picks up something behind the chair ..Suddenly! A fart knows Ashi! B heard!

Let's just say, why is the sound of the voice just now so beautiful? It's so difficult that you made it, Brother A. Almost didn't send me flying.

"Cool" is popular on campus. A boy came back from the hair salon "pretending to be cool", and all the girls exclaimed in unison: "Cool brother is here to Hunaye!"

The boy was flattered: "****, it's just a 'cool head'." It just so happened that the head teacher shouted through his pants and said solemnly

Pick up a trouser and call the man. ”

I agree, because I prefer Chiang Kai-shek for the idea of ***.

I'm sorry! There's nothing I can do! Your girlfriend is really a master, sorry for the mistake!

It's also possible that it wasn't intentional!

There was no trace left!

But I guess she didn't delete your stuff! Your stuff is still there!

The situation you are talking about is not as serious! But something ** went? You shouldn't be asked! I miss your girlfriend, this master!

Apologize to her! You should also apologize for your ex-girlfriend! There are some things that need not be said! You should still know!

Party Your girlfriend is the thing that can save you!

Have you ever heard that the bell must be tied to the bell? She must have a way! She said it wasn't meant to be fake! But it's also a fake if you lose something!

She's a master!