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Anonymous users2024-02-06It's time to eat at noon every day, and all kinds of queue cutting phenomena are endless.
Now the girls' version of the queue is staged.
b:"That's a lot of people! "
a:'China's road traffic has really changed! "
b:"Hey, I think of a question, do you know how Sima Qian died? "
a:'I don't know! "
b:"long, long ago, Sima Qian lined up to buy wontons, because there were too many people, so he began to write "Historical Records. >> when he finished writing, there was only one person left in front of him, but at this time, the aunt in the dining hall closed the food outlet, and Sima Qian had a heart attack and hung up.
a:"AhhThen we, will we be like Sima Qian?
b;"No, the boy in front of you is so stupid! Maybe you can play with him! "
A: (Student A pats C, who is in a daze) "Classmate, you are so handsome!" Your hair is stylish! ”
B: "Yes, (nodding desperately). And the eyebrows are very kawaii, and there is also, he looks like Chow Yun-fat, right!
a:"No, no, because it should be like Wu Kequn. "
B: "Yes, yes! Am I blind? Why didn't you see it!? I'm really wooden!
C: (a little embarrassed, laughing there).
A: "So in order to better see how handsome you are, can we stand in front of you?" (very adoring look).
C: (Already carried away, he suddenly took out a mirror from his pocket, touched his face while looking at it, and said, "Ah!")
Finally met Bole! These two have such good eyesight! I think there was a girl back then, and she was so excited that she trembled there when she saw me!
A brush of hair) can imagine how handsome I am! ”
A and B (Whisper, it must have been winter, and the girl was cold.) ”)
A: "Fooled!
B: "That's stupid! Hurry up and finish the dinner and leave! (Then the two of them went backstage).
C: (still narcissistic).
Then the student council officials appeared, no need to dub)
D hugged C and said, "Who's cutting in line!" (ambiguous expression).
c, d, and e point to a and b at the same time
A, B (immediately froze there, the book in B's hand fell, and the paper in A's hand did not fall).
That's when C said, "Stop." "(To be super shocked).
Except for C, everyone was stunned backwards.
B took A's paper and said, "This is going to fall." Then put the paper on the ground. “action”
D and E grabbed A and B and said, "This is not the right place to cut the line, come with us!" ”
A and B were dragged away.
Then B said to A, "Let us flee!" 9 Then he ran in the opposite direction.
d, e: "Don't run".
C was still looking in the mirror, and when he saw them gone, he cried out, "Wait for me." ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-05One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”
The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”
Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”
The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”
Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”
Student: "It's a bad day. ”
Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”
Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”
Teacher: "Young. ”
Student: "Old. ”
Teacher: "Stand." ”
Student: "Lie down".
Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”
Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar." ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”
Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”
Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”
Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”
Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-04"Good Habits".
Crosstalk: Be polite (Ma Ji Tang Jiezhong) Text:
Ma: Well, now it's advocating politeness. Don:
Being polite reflects a person's self-cultivation and the civilization of a nation. Ma: Use honorific titles for people.
Don: Hmm. Ma:
Speak civilly. Don: That's what makes us a civilized country.
MA: For example, I saw you. Don:
You've seen me. MA: That's what I have to talk to you.
Ma: Hey, comrade, I'll ask you something. Don:
What's the matter, Ma: I'll ask you someone. Don:
WM: Tang: yes.
Ma: He is tall and burly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes. Don:
Oh. Ma: I heard that he is a cross talk actor.
Tang: Oh, Ma: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong.
Don: Oh, Ma: Ah!
Don: Ma: You invite me out, and I'll meet him.
Don: I am. Ma:
Hey, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong. Don: Hey.
Ma: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Ma: I haven't seen you for a long time. Don: What's that?
Don: How modest and polite. Ma: I'm sorry, you, please. Don: Kind words. WM: That's not a kind word.
WM: It's a sign of respect for the other person. Don:
Oh. Ma: My own modesty, my own politeness.
Don: yes. Ma:
Hey, you have to talk like that. Don: Uh-oh.
MA: You have to take a different approach, without these kind words. You don't feel good at it.
MA: That's it. Don:
Well. WM: I said.
Don: What is that called? Ma:
I'll ask you personally. Don: Ma:
This person. Don: Hmm.
Ma: The head is the same as the tea plate, I heard that he is a cross talker. What's the name, everyone's name is Tang Xisong.
Don: Hey, Don: I am, Ma: You are!
Don: Hmm. Ma:
Don't be funny. Don: What do you mean, don't be funny.
I'm Tang Jiezhong, Ma: Something's wrong, Tang: Ma:
Say, don't say it, neither end is happy.
Ma: I said you, don't stare, don't stare. A glare is worse than a epiphysis.
Don: Drink! Ma:
Why don't you look like this, don't, it's not like this. Don't mind, no, why are you like this? When you look back, you're angry, you get sick when you look back, and when you get sick, you get cold, I'll ask someone else, don't mind, stupid old man.
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