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Anonymous users2024-02-06One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”
The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”
Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”
The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”
Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”
Student: "It's a bad day. ”
Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”
Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”
Teacher: "Young. ”
Student: "Old. ”
Teacher: "Stand." ”
Student: "Lie down".
Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”
Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar." ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”
Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”
Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”
Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”
Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-05"Good Habits".
Crosstalk: Be polite (Ma Ji Tang Jiezhong) Text:
Ma: Well, now it's advocating politeness. Don:
Being polite reflects a person's self-cultivation and the civilization of a nation. Ma: Use honorific titles for people.
Don: Hmm. Ma:
Speak civilly. Don: That's what makes us a civilized country.
MA: For example, I saw you. Don:
You've seen me. MA: That's what I have to talk to you.
Ma: Hey, comrade, I'll ask you something. Don:
What's the matter, Ma: I'll ask you someone. Don:
WM: Tang: yes.
Ma: He is tall and burly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes. Don:
Oh. Ma: I heard that he is a cross talk actor.
Tang: Oh, Ma: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong.
Don: Oh, Ma: Ah!
Don: Ma: You invite me out, and I'll meet him.
Don: I am. Ma:
Hey, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong. Don: Hey.
Ma: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Ma: I haven't seen you for a long time. Don: What's that?
Don: How modest and polite. Ma: I'm sorry, you, please. Don: Kind words. WM: That's not a kind word.
WM: It's a sign of respect for the other person. Don:
Oh. Ma: My own modesty, my own politeness.
Don: yes. Ma:
Hey, you have to talk like that. Don: Uh-oh.
MA: You have to take a different approach, without these kind words. You don't feel good at it.
MA: That's it. Don:
Well. WM: I said.
Don: What is that called? Ma:
I'll ask you personally. Don: Ma:
This person. Don: Hmm.
Ma: The head is the same as the tea plate, I heard that he is a cross talker. What's the name, everyone's name is Tang Xisong.
Don: Hey, Don: I am, Ma: You are!
Don: Hmm. Ma:
Don't be funny. Don: What do you mean, don't be funny.
I'm Tang Jiezhong, Ma: Something's wrong, Tang: Ma:
Say, don't say it, neither end is happy.
Ma: I said you, don't stare, don't stare. A glare is worse than a epiphysis.
Don: Drink! Ma:
Why don't you look like this, don't, it's not like this. Don't mind, no, why are you like this? When you look back, you're angry, you get sick when you look back, and when you get sick, you get cold, I'll ask someone else, don't mind, stupid old man.
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