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Summary. Dear, glad to answer for you. The script of the sketch with the theme of "Harmonious Campus" is as follows:

A sketch script with the theme of "Harmonious Campus".

Dear, glad to answer for you. The script of the sketch with the theme of "Harmonious Campus" is as follows:

Introduction: 地 (xiàoyuán), which refers to various landscapes and buildings on the campus of a university, college, or school; All the areas of the teaching land or living land of the school can be called the campus. [Big Red Flower Loss].

Multi-person sketch: "Seeing a Doctor".

Time] early in the morning.

Location] A clinic outside a university.

Character] Doctor (male): A recent graduate of Chinese medicine intern.

Student A (

Zhuge Liang: You know that you don't have money when you're poorOr let me help you borrow some 3-legged cat ** equipment.

Zhou Yu: Okay! Our army is now short of Green Arrow bows and arrows, so I want Mr. Zhu to send a million arrows.

Zhuge Liang: There is no problem, Lao Tzu's stalking work is very good. Come, Lao Tzu will sign a contract first to prove that Lao Tzu can help you borrow arrows. It's OK in three days!

Zhou Yu: We can't finish our army, but we want to KO you.

Zhuge Liang: No, it's so ruthless.

Zhou Yu: Lu Su, you send me to spy on Zhuge Liang.

Zhuge Liang: (Lu Su, > quietly.

Lu Su: Pretend to prepare.

On the third day, the third watch, you invited Lu to take the arrows together).

Zhuge Liang: Brother Lu, oh no, Lu Sun, oh no, Brother Lu, what about the aircraft carrier I asked you to prepare? Lu Su: On the river.

Zhuge Liang: Okay, let's go. By the way, what about Simmons that I asked you to prepare?

Lu Su: On the ship.

Zhuge Liang: Let's go!

Lu Su: What's the use of this Simmons ship? I'm not here to sleep.

Zhuge Liang: You will be clear then. Hurry up and get on the boat, it's not good to miss the time, and you will lose 100 yuan every second every night (Zhuge Liang and Lu Su got on the boat and sailed towards Cao Ying. Lu Su found out and was taken aback).

Lu Su: Isn't this Lao Cao's territory? Don't you know that there are a lot of hooligans there? Do you want us to die at the hands of scoundrels???

Zhuge Liang: It doesn't matter, someone will help you collect the body and send it to the funeral if you die. At most, I'll give you an urn for free.

Lu Su: Cremation should be 20% off, and funeral should be 7% off.

Zhuge Liang: Everything is okThe owner of the crematorium was my old classmate.

Lu Su: Then I'm relieved.

Cao Yingzhong) Cao Cao: Work hard, there is overtime pay. I'm going to go to sleep first. (Dreaming: chicken thighs, duck neck, roast whole lamb, burgers, ........)

Soldier: Prime Minister, Prime Minister.

Cao Cao: What's wrong?

Soldier: The aircraft carrier of Shu is coming, what should I do?

Cao Cao: What about aircraft carriers,......What do you say, sail ..................Mother.

Soldier: yes.

Cao Cao: Quick, send crossbowmen to shoot them.

Soldier: Yes. (Archery).

After a hard fight)

Lu Su: Are there enough arrows?

Zhuge Liang: Of course that's enough.

Lu Su: How do you know?

Zhuge Liang: The sea proximity calculator is fast and accurate......... calculated

Lu Su: Okay, stop advertising, just go back when you have enough arrows.

Zhuge Liang: Don't worry, there's one more thing.

Lu Su: What's

Zhuge Liang: Someone.

Shu Soldier: Thank you Prime Minister Cao Cheng.

Cao Cao: Bagaya Road, let them take all the arrows, and the arrows are famous brands.

Zhuge Liang: I handed over the arrow as scheduled, shouldn't you also (ask for money)?

Zhou Yu: Okay, heartache.

At the end of the play) number: Zhuge Liang.

Lu Su. Zhou Yu.

Cao Cao. Cao Cao's soldiers (5 people).

Shu soldiers (5 people).

Props: Three tables.

Two chairs. Two paper cups.

Some money (a dime is fine).

A piece of paper.

It must be a sketch of the type of "Journey to the West", and there are just 4 masters and apprentices! Absolutely hilarious! Absolutely hot! Absolutely shocking!