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The kindergarten teacher asked her students:"Who can use it'Definitely'The word makes a sentence? "

The first little girl said"The sky is definitely blue. "

The teacher said:"But sometimes the sky is gray or orange! "

The second little boy said:"The tree is definitely green. "

The teacher said:"But in the fall, the trees turn brown"

At this time, Chu Yangxiang in the back row stood up and asked"Teacher, do farts have a color? "

The teacher was stunned"Of course not! "

Well, I'm sure I pulled my pants! "

A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy, who tied him to a telephone pole and then asked him: "Say, are you **?" If you don't say anything, I'll electrocute you!! The college student replied to the enemy, and as a result, he was electrocuted ......

He said, "I'm from the University!" ”

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A Chinese teacher from Shandong read aloud to the students.

An ancient poem by Lu You entitled "Lying Spring" requires students to dictate it.

The Chinese teacher reads aloud as follows.

One student dictated the following.

Wo Chun" I'm stupid".

Dark plum and smell flowers, I have no culture.

Lying on the branch and hating the bottom, my IQ is very low, and I am lying like water in the distance, burying relatives.

If you want to ask me who I am bending Beiling, it is easy to penetrate the spring green.

A big stupid donkey.

The shore is green, tumbling and grinding.

I am a donkey, the shore is like green, I am a donkey, the shore is like green.

I'm a stupid donkey.

Chen Ou's "Salt" article (adapted from Jumei's advertisement):

You only see my weight, but you don't see my efforts, you have your muscles, I have my belly, you laugh at me for not having thin legs and hands that are not strong enough to eat and drink, I pity you for lacking the pleasure of **, you can despise our figure, we will prove whose time this is, **is destined to be a painful trip, the road is full of** out of shape with the body, but so what? Even if you are hungry and dizzy, you have to be dizzy and stylish, I am fat, and I speak for myself.

You only taste the deliciousness of the food, but you don't smell my sweat. You have your rules, I have my choices. You laugh at me for having nothing and not being worthy of cooking, and I pity you for always waiting for food.

You can despise the dishes I make, and I will prove whose era this is. Cooking is destined to be a lonely trip, and doubts and ridicule are indispensable on the way. But so what, even if there is no salt in the kitchen, you have to make a good dish.

I'm Chen Ou, I bring salt for myself!

Someday. Chen Ou took the staff to dinner. After the dish is served. It is said that the taste is too light, and you have to find the boss theory. I saw Chen Ou lightly shake off his bangs and take out a packet of salt from his bag. Said. I'm Chen Ou. I bring salt for myself.

You only see Gintama's spoof, but you don't see Gintama's bonds. You have your girly manga, and I have my hot blood. You laugh at me nc, I pity you for not knowing how to feel.

You can despise our madness, and we will prove that this is the age of Gintama. Falling in love with Gintama is definitely the point of no return, and the test of empty knowledge and the production team is indispensable on the way. But so what, even if it's over, you have to chase it beautifully.

We are Gintama fans, and we speak for Gintamus.

Ten people went to the restaurant to eat and ordered a plate of ten bastards, but the chef put one less. When the waiter brought the dishes up, one of them went out to hit **, only to see the waiter say: "Why are there only nine bastards, one is missing".

On the bus, an elementary school student took a winter vacation homework book and said to his mother: Mom, I have too much homework during the winter vacation! His mother took it and flipped through a few pages, then tore up the homework book and threw it out the window.

A carload of people and elementary school students were dumbfounded. I just listened to his mother's chic words, the teacher asked, you said, Mom and Dad fought, Mom tore up the homework book!