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Dirty clothes are piled up for half a year or even a year, and there are too many piles, and there are no clothes to wear, so the dirty clothes in the season are taken to the washing machine to be washed once. To this day, the dirty clothes that were changed after the Spring Festival are still there. What contempt!
Or my roommate. You can't finish washing it at once anyway, because the washing machine has capacity. Then the next time I have no clothes to wear, I repeat it.
If you like to drink drinks, empty bottles will be thrown on the table, and most people will see seven or eight empty bottles. I threw the garbage can full and didn't see it, so I took it downstairs. I want to die.
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Clothes, shoes, socks, underwear, everything is disposable, the house is not cleaned, do not go out and do not wash your face and brush your teeth, such a person is the laziest! But I don't think so, I know a man like this who told me, but he is like this at home, he does a good job outside, he has four companies, and although he is not married, he is not married, but his career is very good, so I don't think such a man is lazy. In my definition, a lazy person is a man who doesn't make money outside and doesn't do anything at home.
If you make money and don't do anything when you get home, it's okay to find a maid. So lazy or not, each of us defines it differently.
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Anyway, my husband is one of the laziest people I've ever met, why, I get up in the morning and eat without brushing my teeth, sleep at night without taking a shower and wash my feet, and I'm so lazy that every time I wash my face towel and dry it directly, I don't break the quilt when I get up, I don't clean it up, he lets the mess go on, and he doesn't like to cook, I'd rather eat leftovers than fry fresh vegetables myself. I don't think I can influence him in terms of habits.
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The laziest person I've ever seen is where he lives, especially his bed, which can't be said to be a bed anymore, there is everything on it, it's a garbage heap, and he sleeps on it, and I happened to have something to look for him, so I saw this scene, and I asked him at the time, this is where you sleep? There is no difference between the roads outside this one, the only thing is to block the wind!
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1.Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower, or rose?
Jasmine. Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.
2.Question: What is the pencil's last name?
Shaw. Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) pencil.
3.Question: What line do orangutans hate the most?
Parallel. Reason: Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).
4.Question: Which is the worst one, eraser, tiger skin, or lion skin?
Rubber. Reason: Eraser (eraser difference).
5.Question: What are the fears of cloth and paper?
The cloth is afraid of 10,000, and the paper is afraid of what if.
Reason: Not (cloth) afraid of 10,000, only (paper) afraid of just in case.
6.Question: What will become of the unicorn when it reaches the North Pole?
Ice cream. Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin).
7.Question: Which historical figure is the most indebted?
Su Wu. Paichun.
Reason: Su Wu shepherds sheep on the north side of the sea (flattened by the sea).
8.Question: Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest from 1 to 9?
1. Laziness; 2. Industrious.
Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.
9.Question: How do you calm a sparrow?
Press it down. Reason: Silent (silent pressing).
10.Question: Who ran the fastest in history?
Cao Cao Reason: Said Cao Cao Cao arrived.
11.Question: Who is Mi her mother or Enna.
Answer: Flower Reason: Peanuts.
12.Question: What is the value of Xiaobai and Xiaobai?
Answer: Equal to the White Rabbit.
Reason: Little white two
13.Question: Which number of 30-50 is worse than the bear's poop!
Answer: 40 Reason: Facts speak louder than male (bear) arguments.
14.Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?
Wang Leehom Reason: Coax in.
Question: What should I do if I come out again?
Han Hong. Reason: Still coaxing.
15.Who's black-toothed?
Ant. Reason: mai-a-hee (ant tooth shirt with black).
The hardest working person I've ever seen is my female intern manager, and when I first joined the company, I was promoted from the front line to the position of intern manager, and the whole department was a workaholic at that time. The difference is that we are passive, a group of interns who have not yet graduated were rushed to the front line of the company in a hurry, busy with production during the day, working overtime at night to do training, not blowing or black, 8 to 10. And there is no dinner time, why, because the company stipulates that you get off work at six o'clock, if you go down to eat, there is no reason to come up, so you simply work until ten o'clock.
I've seen the child's strange character, he followed his mother and somehow didn't reach his satisfaction, he just lay on the ground and didn't go, his mother pulled him up and he lay down again, he was angry and went away, he lay on the ground and cried for his mother to pull him up, but his mother ignored him and continued to walk forward, about 100 meters away he was scared, so he cried and ran to catch up and grabbed his mother's clothes and didn't let him go, his mother thought that the child was convinced and asked him to be like this in the future, the child pulled his mother back, and retreated 100 meters away and lay on the spot to let his mother pull him up again, and finally his mother compromised。
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