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B: I'm! Hum!
A: What's wrong? B: I'm running away from home.
A: Wouldn't you?
B: What wouldn't! My mom won't buy me that toss 4 computer.
Armor; That's called Pentium.
B: Whatever, it's popular now, and my mom won't buy it for me, so I'll be in a hurry with her.
A: How can there be such a person?
B: That day, my mother and I went to the street and saw a computer store, so we walked in, and we were immediately attracted by a computer.
A: How much?
B: It's not expensive, it's not expensive, it's just 4 zeros.
A: Isn't that expensive?
A: You! How difficult it was for your mother to give birth to you, why are you like this? Running away from home ......You can figure it out!
B: What do you say?
Armor; Go back and apologize to her.
B: Okay, you're ......Forget it, when I suffer.
A: What's wrong? What's wrong?
B: You told me to apologize, and I went, but it turned out ......
A: What was the result?
B: As a result, my mom wasn't angry at all.
A: Is this good?
B: What's good, I'm not a little ashamed that she didn't buy me a computer. You say it's infuriating?
A: It's you who apologize! Still counting on her to apologize to you?
Second; It's all you! Tell me to apologize, isn't it a big loss now?
A: If you do something wrong, you have to admit your mistake and apologize.
B: What should it be, I wanted to just say 'I'm sorry' casually and listen to my mother's sincere apology, but now I ......I blame you!
A: Who's who!
A: Haven't you helped your mother once?
B: What do you mean?
A: Just help her with some housework.
B: Yes! When I was 8 years old, I went to take out the garbage, and I saw two green cylinders, one with a big mouth and the other with a small mouth, so I threw stones to decide which one to pour, and finally decided to pour the smaller one, and after pouring it in, something happened.
A: What's wrong?
B: I saw four big characters on the 'garbage can' - 'China Post'.
A: Ah! A: That's what you did?
B: No! But I don't dare to take out the garbage in the future.
Armor; What's that for?
B: Mopping the floor. A: That's a good idea.
Second; I dragged so hard that the floor was full of human figures.
A: Well done!
B: After I dragged it out, my mom was about to compliment, boom! Fall, stand up, boom! I fell again and got up ......
A: Boom! Another fall.
B: I didn't fall this time.
A: That's fine.
B: This time, I just lay down after standing up.
Armor; Halo
A: Anyway, she's still your mother! You have to have a grateful heart.
B: Huh? A: It is to repay the kindness of parents and care for them bit by bit.
B: I see, I will never let my mother hold a broom all day long, carrying an ashtray in her hand, two rotten pen nibs between her feet, and a ...... on her head
A: What? B: Pressure cooker!
A: Hey.......
A, B: Mother, I love you!
Beg!!!
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Zhao Benshan, Gao Xiumin, Fan Wei's sketch "Water Delivery".
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