Desperate for a humorous and funny script for 4 people to be short. 2 to 3 minutes. 20 with a plot

Crazy Commando.

Characters: Zhou Yu, Zhuge Liang, tall crazy, short crazy, fat crazy.

One day, Zhou Yu was at home, and suddenly, a high madman broke in: "Stand up!" ”

Zhou Yu: "Why? ”

Gao Madness: "I want to order you!! ”

Zhou Yu: "Hmph, it's a madman!" (kicks out the madness).

As soon as Gao Madness left, a short man came: "Here you go!" Zhou Yu: "Why? ”

Dwarf: "I'm your dad!" ”

Zhou Yu: "It's crazy again!" (kicked out).

Then, a fat man came: "I'm going to chop you!" ”

Zhou Yu fought with him.

After fighting for a long time, Zhou Yu: "You might as well go and split Zhuge Liang!" ”

Good!!! Fat Crazy said.

Zhou Yu and the tall mad and the short crazy also confessed. Zhou Yu called them "Crazy Commandos".

A month later, he received an invitation letter from Zhuge Liang: "Come to my house as a guest!" ”

Zhou Yu: "He should have been tortured to death by the mad commandos!" ”

Zhou Yu came to Zhuge Liang's house.

Zhuge Liang asked Gao to go crazy: "This is the ** family, he wants to control others, so I will let him control the instrument." ”

Then ask the short madman: "He likes to send things to people, so I'll let him send steamed buns." ”

Finally, he brought it to the fat madman who was chopping wood: "If he wants to chop something, I will let him chop wood, and any firewood can be chopped well." But let him keep chopping, or he'll have to chop something else! ”

Zhou Yu was stunned. Zhuge Liang said: "Crazy people don't blink. ”

He counted ...... eyelids to Zhou Yu

"Lying down" teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. "Student:

There was an old man lying on the road. Teacher: "I picked up a dollar."

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" "Teacher:

Then you stop! Stupid pig! "Student:

Then let's move on! Talented! ”.

After that, the teacher was furious.

Three explorers stumbled upon the Valley of Hope. Legend has it that shout what you want three times and jump off the 'Valley of Hope' to get what you want. One of the explorers liked beautiful women and shouted, 'Beauty!

Belle! Belle! Jumping off the 'Valley of Hope' again, you get a lot of beautiful women.

Another explorer who loved to read and shouted 'Books!' Book! Book!

Jumping off the 'Valley of Hope' and getting a lot of books. The last explorer was an indecisive man, but now he didn't know what to ask for. He thought about it for hours, and finally knew what he wanted:

Or banknotes work best. But as soon as he reached the edge of the cliff, he tripped over a pebble on the edge of the cliff.

Better do it than wish it done. "If you're going to make a script, you're going to have to do it yourself.

Search for "We All Love to Laugh" or "Love to Laugh in the Meeting Room", which are all sitcoms.

"Two Visits to the Thatched House".

Two visits to the thatched house (sketch ** drama script).

Characters: Mr. Storyteller first; Liu-Liu Bei; Guan—Guan Yu; Zhang—Zhang Fei; Zhuge - Zhuge Liang.

Act 1 (a table with objects such as a striking wood).

First (wearing a robe and holding a folding fan): Leaders, teachers, students, good evening! (Hug your fist) everyone gathered together today, I want to tell you about Duan Pingshu (throwing off the folding fan) - Liu, Guan, Zhang Sangu thatched house!

Shoot the shocked wood, close the folding fan) said that in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, the world was ...... strife

Liu (dragging a bunch of shoe boxes): Eh, take a look! A pair of leather shoes is two and a half pieces! Jumping off the building and bleeding is a big sale! After this village, there will be no such shop!

First (busy stepping forward to block): What are you doing?

Off (Pushing an old No. 28 bicycle with a big bag on the back.) Sing while walking, take the tune of "Red Sorghum"): Change rice, change rice, change rice, change rice, change big-ah-rice!

First (abandoned Liu to rush to the customs).

Zhang (carrying two butcher knives): Eh, I just killed a pig this morning, fresh! Guys, let's beat two catties of pork!

First: Don't buy it! Go, go, go!

What are you guys all about! When this is the farmer's market! Didn't you see the show?

Go, go, go! Let's go cool! Excuse me, everyone, but let's move on.

In other words, this Liu Bei is the queen of King Jing of Zhongshan, and he was born with the appearance of an emperor, and he is in the shape of a tiger and a dragon!

Liu: Eh, I'm Liu Bei.

Off: In Shimonoseki Yu!

Zhang: I'm Zhang Fei!

First: (surprised) Ladies and gentlemen, I've been commenting on books for half my life, and it's the first time I've known Liu, Guan, and Zhang like this! **To the three people) Yo, it's three heroes! Look up for a long time, look up for a long time!

Liu Guanzhang: You're polite.

First: Aren't the three of them in the Eastern Han Dynasty? How did you start trading here?

Liu: I don't know, sir. The unit policy is lively, and I, the old section chief, was actually squeezed out by the new young man Adou!

Guan: The factory optimizes the combination, and I, a technician, have also been laid off.

Zhang: Not to mention me, I used to be the meat factory to watch the warehouse. Once I found a sick pig in the warehouse, so I threw the sick pig out. Who knew that the factory director saw it, he dragged the sick pig back and threw me out!

First: Hey, isn't that unlucky! So, three, what's the business going on right now?