Ask Guo Degang fans, ask Guo Degang for a cross talk

This is really not easy to find, but you can listen to the passage of Pi Fengshan recruiting relatives and making a fortune, which is also about hooligans

Bai Zongwei also fell from the building.

Li Jinao To put it simply, it is to divide the hooligans into three, six, nine and so on Low-level gangsters bully people High-level like Li Jinao Go out very low-key Don't dare to tell the neighbors about your identity Afraid that others will be scared to death Li Jinao This character occasionally appears in Lao Guo's stand-up.

You're talking about cross talk "Asking Your Wife and Offering Your Son".

Guo: Okay.

This is Guo Degang's "Cure Strange Diseases", born from Ma Zhiming Xie Tianshun's "Self-Eating the Fruit", there is a mistake on the first floor.

vaguely remembers that it was "You Want to Be Elegant".

It was a little encore, irregular performance.

Among them, there is such a paragraph in the 22nd paragraph.

Paragraph 13 Guo: Yu Qian lives a life and has a fight with him. If you can spend money without spending money, the money is tied to the ribs. It hurts to move the liver, and you have to scoop a spoonful of dung to taste the saltiness when you pass by his door.

Yu: Wow! Just love to take advantage.

Guo: When it rains, he is happy, he goes to the front and back of the house to look for it, see if there is dog urine moss, mushrooms or something, pull it off, and eat that. No more grocery shopping. We performed at the flyover. As soon as it rained, he dispersed and called his daughter-in-law: Come on, come on, come on.

Yu: Why? Guo: Find a pot, find a pot, pull that mushroom outside, borrow the stove at the front desk, and boil. To eat this.

Everyone looked at the two of them, Coke, can you eat this thing? Ah nothing, wild is the freshest. It's no pesticides, you know.

No problem. Everyone said, this, you are so sure? You don't care, you see our dog here, come, get such a bowl for the dog first.

The dog eats, runs after eating, and is fine for half an hour. Okay, Xu Deliang is happy in the back. Come on, eat.

and did not let others, dangdangdang, eat them all.

Yu: Okay. Guo: Just after eating, we have a child in the background, named Zhu Yunfeng, whose nickname is Baked Cakes. The baked cake came: Uncle Shi, the dog is dead.

Yu: Ah? Guo: Yu Qian's face is white, what should I do, I can't live anymore, I have to let it spit out! What should I do? Everyone has an idea: go to the toilet, drink urine, go quickly.

Yu: Drink urine?

Guo: The two of them went to the toilet, drank urine, and vomited. Spit it up, oops, it's so uncomfortable. Baked cakes, I ask you, was my dog miserable when he died? What's the misery, the big truck came and crushed to death.

Yu: It's not poisoned!

The direct meaning of this sentence is to express my gratitude to all the parents for supporting me, and to assure you that I will not do things that violate my conscience and will not make money with my conscience. This sentence is Guo Degang's favorite sentence, and he mentions these words at the beginning of every cross talk.

Guo Degang said that the meaning of this sentence is also to pay tribute to the parents on behalf of all Deyun Club employees. When it comes to the origin of these two poems, we must also mention Tang Bohu, for the character of Tang Bohu, everyone must be very unfamiliar, his character is very stubborn, but he also belongs to Huaicai, and his talent has not been reused. This made Tang Bohu himself feel very distressed.

Tang Bohu said that the meaning of these two sentences is also very easy to understand, expressing his state of mind, he has no noble beliefs, let alone rely on these unrealistic things to fulfill himself, he is neither willing to do business nor like farming, he only wants to rely on his own craftsmanship and ability to achieve himself, he will occasionally paint a few landscape paintings to sell money to support himself. The "money for iniquity" in these two lines of his poem refers to the money obtained by improper means, which is the money earned by what we all call cheating and abduction.

So he also expressed himself in this sentence, although he has not been able to achieve his ambition, but he will not make those unclean money. Because Tang Bohu was lonely all his life, it also led to Tang Bohu's later ill-fated and depressed death. Guo Degang's cross talk couldn't integrate into everyone's vision a long time ago, and it didn't make him a lot of money.

What he said was that he also hoped that all parents could support his development, and also leave a place for the art of cross talk. He also proved to the audience that no matter what happens, he will not do anything unconscionable, and all his money is earned by his own ability, which also shows his gratitude to the audience.

The fact that the fathers and elders of the country can tolerate me and not make evil money in the world means that they can thank the society and the audience for allowing me to tolerate me and reward me with food; There is no need to make money without conscience. This poem was changed by Guo Degang according to Tang Bohu's "Yan Zhi", the original text of "Yan Zhi" is not alchemy, no sitting meditation, no businessman, no farming. If you are idle, you will sell it in the green mountains, and you will not make evil money in the world.

Translated into this, I don't go to alchemy pills to pursue immortality like a Taoist priest, nor do I go to zazen like a monk; I don't go to be a merchant or a farmer to plow the fields. In my free time, I paint some paintings and sell them, without the money I have earned from the sins of the world.

When Guo Degang was still Xiao Guo, he walked the rivers and lakes and had a skill, but the mainstream cross talk industry was unwilling to accept him and didn't treat him as a person, when he entered Beijing for the third time, his thorny head had become sleek, but others were still unwilling to give him a plan to carry a bag and be a dog, so he had to start talking about small theater cross talk in order to make a living, and became a non-famous cross talk actor, and now a brother in the cross talk industry. After many years, he is still unwilling to go along with the mainstream, and the reason why he stands so hard is because of Deyun Club, and Deyun Club relies on your parents. Therefore, Lao Guo's words are grateful to the audience, and they are also based on poetry.