Ask for 3 minutes of funny cross talk 2 people .

Double comedy script.

A walked up to the stage and ....... applause

B ran to the stage with a disgruntled face).

B: I'm! Hum!

A: What's wrong? Brother?

B: I'm running away from home. (Tears are arising).

A: Wouldn't you?

B: What wouldn't! My mom won't buy me that toss 4 computer.

Armor; That's called Pentium.

B: Whatever, it's popular now, and my mom won't buy it for me, so I'll be in a hurry with her.

A: (to the audience) How can there be such a person?

B: That day, my mother and I went to the street and saw a computer store, so we walked in, and we were immediately attracted by a computer.

A: How much?

B: It's not expensive, it's not expensive, it's just 4 zeros.

A: Isn't that expensive?

A: You! How difficult it was for your mother to give birth to you, why are you like this? Running away from home ......You can figure it out!

B: (Slows down, with shame) What do you say?

Armor; Go back and apologize to her.

B: Okay, you're ......Forget it, when I suffer.

A: What's wrong? What's wrong?

B: You told me to apologize, and I went, but it turned out ......

A: What was the result?

B: As a result, my mom wasn't angry at all.

A: Is this good?

B: What's good, I'm not a little ashamed that she didn't buy me a computer. You say it's infuriating?

A: It's you who apologize! Still counting on her to apologize to you?

Second; It's all you! Tell me to apologize, isn't it a big loss now?

A: If you do something wrong, you have to admit your mistake and apologize.

B: What should it be, I wanted to just say 'I'm sorry' casually and listen to my mother's sincere apology, but now I ......(Angry) blame you!

A: Who's who! (Finger B, facing the audience).

A: Haven't you helped your mother once?

B: What do you mean?

A: Just help her with some housework.

B: Yes! When I was 8 years old, I went to take out the garbage, and I saw two green cylinders, one with a big mouth and one with a small mouth, so I drew lots to decide which one to pour, and finally decided which one to pour the smallest.

A: What's wrong?

B: I saw four big characters on the 'garbage can' - 'China Post'.

A: Ah! A: That's what you did?

B: No, 1, but I don't dare to take out the garbage in the future.

Armor; What's that for?

B: Mopping the floor. A: That's a good idea.

Second; I dragged so hard that the floor was full of human figures.

A: Well done!

B: After I dragged it out, my mom was about to compliment, boom! Fall, stand up, boom! I fell again and got up ......

A: Boom! Another fall.

B: I didn't fall this time.

A: That's fine.

B: This time, I just lay down after standing up.

Armor; Halo

A: Anyway, she's still your mother! You have to have a grateful heart.

Second; A: It is to repay the kindness of parents and care for them bit by bit.

B: I see, I will never let my mother hold a broom all day long, carrying an ashtray in her hand, two rotten pen nibs between her feet, and a ...... on her head

A: What? B: Pressure cooker!

A: Hey.......

B: Thanks to you, I'm still tough.

A: Your dad also likes to play chess.

B: Let the key family yes.

A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: That's right. A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...

B: Isn't that a draw?

A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?

B: Huh?? So what's going on?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father... Bright voice your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is frank, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...

B: you!!

1.It's different.

A: Do you say that people are different?

B: Absolutely.

A: What's so good?

B: Fortunately, he has a personality and a specialty!

A: I'm different.

B: How are you different?

A: I'm not like you. I don't do what you do, and if you do it, I'll do it.

B: You're called drilling! We have Chinese lessons, you ......

A: I do my math homework.

B: We have a social studies ......

A: I had a physical education class and went to the playground to practice Shaolin boxing.

B: You monkey?! We listened carefully to ...... lectures

A: I'm cranky.

B: What do you want?

A: I look at my watch: ......You say, why don't the hands, minutes, and seconds go together?

B: Nonsense, it's a bicycle wheel.

A: Don't tell me, one day, I finally figured out why they didn't go together.

B: Why?

A: Because they don't have a good relationship – not together.

B: Not true. Then at 12 noon, why did they come together?

A: That's- that's their lunch.

B: Why do you eat for a second?

A: They eat less, can you manage it?

B: Okay, I'm in a hurry. You're so cranky all day long?

A: Yes, that's my big plus.

B: It's no wonder that your academic performance is not high.

A: But I recently came up with a recipe to improve my academic performance?

B: Really? You talk about it.

A: Let me start by talking about what it does.

B: Speak quickly. A: As long as I implement this trick, keep my head and be extremely smart. I could put all the knowledge of the world into my stomach and eat it!

B: Eaten? A: I didn't take the first exam in the class, only the second in the country.

B: That's not bad!

A: I play computer invincible in the world. "Legend" I can play at the highest level.

B: Wow! Awesome enough!

A: The latest level of "Three Kingdoms", I'm not finished. I played "Multinational Force", I made dumplings for Bush, Blair, and Saddam Hussein, and I unified the world!

B: Wow! You're really good!! Tell me, what's the recipe?

A: Do you want to know?

B: Yes. A: Do you really want to know?

B: I really want to know.

A: Don't you be scared when I say it?

B: It's fine. I'm so bold! Say it.

A: Tell you - I'm going to cut off my head ......B: Huh??

A: Put on your computer again!

B: Is that okay?

A: When you see me in the future, don't call me by name.

B: What's it called?

A: A robot that wants to eat!

Guo Degang's return is good or Ma Sanli's stand-up.