Ask Ma Zhiming for the text of the cross talk lines of Learn to Dance bragging .

The text of Ma Zhiming's cross talk "Learn to Dance" (bragging) may be as follows:

Ma: You're the best dancer in our class?

Li: Of course, I am known as the "leader of the Dancing Forest Alliance".

MA: You can dance anything?

Lee: I can do the "Strawberry Apple Dance", will you?

MA: It's a weird name, but look at what the "strawberry apple dance" is.

Lee: (starts jumping) Under the apple tree, the apple blossoms are blooming, the apples are ripe, let's jump together.

Ma: Who can't jump!

Lee: Are you okay?

WM: Of course, I'm a "dancing demon".

Lee: Then you do a "jackfruit dance".

Horse: (starts jumping) Under the pineapple tree, the pineapple blossoms, the pineapple is ripe, let's jump together.

Lee: (clapping) It's a good dance, it's so creative.

Ma: What is this, I have more powerful ones.

Lee: Really? Then you do a "train dance".

Ma: (starts jumping) On the locomotive, the train is shaking, the train is running fast.

Lee: (clapping) Great, you're such a "king of dance".

MA: Thank you for the compliment, in fact, I am a "dance star".

Li: What other dances do you not know?

MA: I don't do a "bike dance".

Li: I will do the same, I will teach you.

Ma: (learning to dance) What's the use of that!

Lee: You don't know how to ride a bike, so learn how to walk first.

Ma: (Suddenly realized) I see, thank you, I can do the "bicycle dance".

Lee: (laughs) You're too good at bragging, aren't you?

A: In the past, the audience called our business business, but in fact, our business is not called shengyi, but familiarity. For example, when we come out of the backstage and the audience sees it, it's called familiarity.

B: What is business?

A: Gold, batch, color, hanging, these kinds of trading are called business.

B: What is gold trading?

A: The buying and selling of gold is face-to-face and diviner-telling. This business is business, net deception of people's money, you think, the fortune teller, he will not give it to others, but give it to himself, it will not work at all.

Purely business. There is also a kind of foreign film, which is more powerful than fortune telling and face-to-face business. Again, there are many kinds of foreign films, some are business, and some are not.

B: What kind of foreign film are you talking about that is not a business?

A: If you're like a flyover little gold tooth, that's not a business. Sometimes I don't pull foreign films, I just sing and talk about art.

His kind of foreign film is a funny foreign film, the expression on his face is good, and the tune he sings is also good, I will learn from you: (singing) "Look at it again, another layer, above the Qing Dynasty, that is the Ming Dynasty."

Daming sat on the sixteenth emperor, and the emperor Chongzhen was not very peaceful. Three years of drought and three years of flooding, rice is as expensive as pearls, and the price has risen upward. Wealthy people sell mules and horses, and those who don't have money sell children.

The people of Li were devastated, and only then did a national hero emerge. Who is he? That is King Chuang, his name is Li Zicheng, alas.

B: Oh! This is the kind of foreign film of Little Gold Tooth?