A joke that can be performed by three people, and a joke that requires a three person dialogue

1.Talk in ** Every Sunday the pastor calls the children to the front of the church and tells them a story. One day, in order to better explain the meaning of prayer, he brought a ** machine.

You're talking to people in ** and you don't see people on the other end of the ** line, right? He began to ask. The children nodded yes.

Okay, talking to God is like talking through **. He's on the other end, and even though you can't see him, he's listening to you. ”

At this moment, a little boy asked in a sharp voice, "Then what is his ** number?" ”2.Where's my father?

The brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

Look," said the elder brother, "how beautiful these paintings are! ”

Yes," said the younger brother, "but in all these paintings, there is only the mother and the child. So where did Dad go? ”

The elder brother thought for a moment, then explained, "Obviously, he was painting these paintings at the time. ”

One day, the three ghosts met God while walking on Nongfu Mountain Steaming Street! They said to God that they had all died miserably, and that they wanted to let them go to heaven! God reluctantly said that there were now too many occupants of heaven and it was full.

But now there is still a spot! Say, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven!

So, the first ghost began to say ......

I was a cleaner when I was alive. It's hard work! From morning to night!

One day, I was cleaning glass outside a building! It's the kind of high-altitude dangerous work that hangs outside! On the 30th floor!

Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell! I thought, it's over! I'm going to die!

But survival instincts keep me scratching unconsciously! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony, on the 13th floor. I thought, saved!

So I wanted to climb up after I had recovered my strength! Suddenly, someone grabbed my hand, and I fell down again! I thought, I'm really done now!

However, my life should not be decided, there is a tent under me to catch me, I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my previous life!

I want to wait for the strength to go down. Unbeknownst to me, a refrigerator fell from above and smashed me to death!

The second ghost said ......

I was a clerk when I was alive. Everything is fine, I have a wife and it's beautiful. Great figure!

But it's a bit watery. I have a slight heart condition. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and her clothes disheveled. There must be adulterers. So I searched all over the house, in the kitchen, in the toilet, but I couldn't find it.

When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing, and I thought: Adulterer! So he took his hand.

I thought, 13th floor! Look at the fall that doesn't kill you! As a result, when I looked, I didn't die!

Caught in the tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house, went into the kitchen, and found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw it down. Finally stoned him to death!

I was so happy! Laughing out loud. Who knew that the heart muscle was so choked with laughter that he died laughing!

The third ghost said ......

I was a thug when I was alive, but I didn't do anything bad! One day I went to a female friend's house and hung out! Just finished running errands, her husband suddenly returned!

I've got to find a place to hide. So I searched for the kitchen and the toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator, and he actually threw the refrigerator down from the 13th floor!

I just fell to death with a refrigerator!

Characters: Overseas Chinese [Chinese] Passers-by [Sha] Old Man [Old].

Huaqiao put his hand in his pocket, walked and hummed a song, and disdainfully knocked down the hunched old man Hua: Hey, why am I so unlucky, this old man has soiled my clothes, hum [Sha walked up and pulled the old man up].

Sand; you can't see the old man.

Chinese; Don't be nosy with a mouse.

Sand; It turns out that you know Chinese, where are you from?

Chinese; My home is in the Northeast, on the Songhua River.

Sand; When the fellow saw the fellow, his eyes were full of tears.

Old; Ahem, I'm a civil rights person, girls, may I ask who is this monk in the black building; Neuropathy.

Chinese; Where is the neuropathy I'm a doctor.

The old man scratched his head; No, by the way, the girl Ye Ge and my grandson asked me a few questions, I won't, and I will tell me about it.

Chinese; ok it dosen'The old man took out a tattered piece of paper from his pocket and bent over his reading glasses;

1. What are the four of the four oceans?

Chinese; Goats, sheep, Tibetan antelopes, lame sheep.

Sand; Oh no is the Atlantic.

Chinese; Isn't it the same.

Old; Eight continents? Eight treasure porridge? Millet porridge?

Chinese; There is no culture, it is rice porridge, corn porridge.

Sand; What college did you graduate from?

Chinese; The yard of the house where the family squats is departmental.

Old; That's right, I'm also a class, do you know him?

Hua: Who? Old; Cows pull dung.

Hua: I'm sorry, but I only know dogs eating.

Sand; stop talking listen to me, do you chase stars; of course I chase the poem Saint Du Fu.

Old; I know that his poems are called poetry, and I don't eat them like dogs.

Sand; The Three Officials and the Three Farewells are his masterpieces Do you know which three officials?

Hua: Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts and a piece of cake, beautiful and charming Mei Li.

Old; I'm sorry, where is the thatched house, I'm in a hurry.

Sha: Heading south and turning east, there is a five-gate escape reiter.

Old; Thanks. Hua: Please, there is no way to escape, and Reiter is a women's toilet.

Sand; Oops, uncle, don't go, old man

Hua: Don't leave me alone, hey, your bag, wait for me

Depending on your size, the three of you can do a food contest, which is the kind of ...... you eat on TVGuaranteed to be popular.

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