That funny bad joke, what s funny bad joke?

A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met, but they didn't say hello, why?

- Because they are not familiar.

The stream was running and flowing, I went with the old woman to steal melons, the old woman stole melons and I stole money, the old woman ran away and I was arrested, the old woman laughed at home haha, I cried in prison wow wow, the old woman ate steamed buns at home, I ate fists in prison, the old woman ate fritters at home, I ate whips in prison, the old woman ate melon seeds at home, I ate guns in prison, the old woman's melon seeds are finished, and my little life is over!!

A cabbage was walking down the road and felt very hot, so he threw away his clothes.

Ha. Hahahaha.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey. Ha.

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Super funny bad joke, I'm so hard.

Chatting with a sister, she said

The day before yesterday, my boss, a man, looked behind my computer for a long time, and said, "Xiao Ke, you also grow vegetables?" It's work time! ”

I took the skin of the melon seeds ,,, looked at him.

He said, "Mr. Zhang, this is my desktop, where do you see Super Marley standing on the vegetable field?" ”

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It's all the fault of Hokkien dialect.

Days, the teacher sent the exam papers ......

Liao Shufen, 60 points! Aren't you named like 60 points to get 60 points?! 'The teacher said ...... displeased

Ke Qifen (Taiwanese), 10 points! Oh, and so do you! The name sounds like 10 points, so you give me a 10 points?! ...'

This is ......Yes! I'm done ......'Ke Shufen's sister began to secretly scream in her heart that it was not ......The teacher sighed and sent the third one helplessly:'It's not that I'm saying that you sisters are so unremarkable......'

Ke Lingfen (Taiwanese) ......0 points! '

The teacher shook his head and said'Your two sisters should look up to your brother, he always gets perfect marks, you two don't always get that kind of results. '

The two sisters, Ke Shufen and Ke Lingfen, scolded in their hearts

It's all because my parents took my brother's name as .........Ke Ji Ba !!

It's better to teach a man to fish than to teach him to fish, so I'll tell you a good place: Encyclopedia.

I went to say goodbye to a beautiful sister Dafei, and the sister then asked you if you were handsome, and I took the conversation and said, not handsome. As a result, I was flattened by a frenzy, and then ran away, I was angry and chased after me and asked, why flattened me, and she pointed at me and said: You are lying.

One day, I heard a friend arguing with his sister, and his sister: "Get out of here!" Friend: "Okay, get away, don't call me back!" His sister: "I didn't tell you to roll in a straight line, I told you to roll back and forth!" Roll back and forth...

A: I think my parents are very imaginative. B:

Why? A: When I asked me where I came, he said I picked it up.

B: What's so strange about that, many parents say that. A:

They said it was a ...... picked up by fighting monstersFight monsters and pick them up.。。。

A strong girl at the same table in high school, wearing a skirt in summer, the weather is hot, and she takes a book and pours wind into her skirt from the bottom. She: Help me keep watch and see if any boys are peeking!

Me: Sister, I'm a man, Sven is okay?! She:

You're a man, do you have proof? Me: Of course, do you have what I have?

She: You don't have enough evidence for that thing... Thin gruel...

It hurts my innocent heart so much! 、

Shopping with a sister and discussing an ex-boyfriend. The sister said, "I don't know what happened to him now?"

Did you break up with that woman? The sister looked into the distance and said indifferently: "How can I bear to see them break up?"

I'm going to watch them get married, quarrel, cold war, mistress, domestic violence, infertility....”(

A couple took the subway to Century Park, and after leaving the station, the two argued over which mouth was closer. The boyfriend insisted on going through Exit 1, while his girlfriend insisted on going through Exit 2, but in desperation, the boyfriend had to turn to the staff at the information desk. The aunt glanced at the boy and only said one sentence:

If you want to go to Century Park, take Exit 1, and if you want a girlfriend, take Exit 2.

1. The black cat and the white cat cross the road, the black cat is hit and killed, what will the white cat say?

2. Elephants, tigers, crocodiles, whose ** is the worst?

3. Why are vernier calipers not lonely?

4,—— Jiang Xiaoming, what is your father's name? ”

Jiang Yingyu: "What's your father's name？”

Answer] 1, "Meow".

2. Elephants, because erasers (poor).

3. Because vernier calipers do not estimate (lonely).

1Once upon a time a man fished and caught a squid.

The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, "Okay, then I'm going to ask you a few questions."

The squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test!

Then the man grilled the squid.

2. An international student takes a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign in front prompts him to turn left, he is not very sure, and asks the examiner:

turn left?”

Answer: "right".

So ......Hung up.

3. Electrical appliances held a joke telling contest, stipulating that every electrical appliance should tell a joke, and made every audience laugh, otherwise they would be arrested and taken to Aruba. The first to play was the washing machine, and as soon as he finished the joke, the audience laughed, and suddenly heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold."

So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next up was the smartest computer, and as soon as he finished his joke, all the appliances were laughing, and he heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold."

So! The computer was also taken to Aruba.

Just as the lamp was about to be taken to Aruba, the rice cooker stood up angrily, turned his head to the refrigerator sitting behind him, and said

I'm fed up with you laughing and laughing, don't open your mouth so wide, it's cold."