What s so funny to coax girls to joke

One day, the little white rabbit mm went out to play, got lost when he came home, and came to a three-way intersection, and a little gray rabbit happened to come. Sister White Rabbit asked, "Brother Gray Rabbit, my sister is lost, can you tell me how to go?"

When the gray rabbit saw that the white rabbit sister was single, he said with bad intentions: "Do you want to know?" The White Rabbit said

Of course you want to know, just tell me. The gray rabbit said: "If you want to know, let my brother be happy!"

So, the white rabbit made the gray rabbit happy, and when he was done, the gray rabbit pointed to the left, and the white rabbit walked forward. After a while, the white rabbit came to a three-way intersection again, what can I do, there happened to be a little black rabbit again, so the white rabbit sister asked

Brother Black Rabbit, my sister is lost, can you tell me how to go? Seeing that the white rabbit sister was single, the black rabbit said with bad intentions: "Do you want to know?"

The White Rabbit said, "Of course I want to know, you can tell me quickly." The Black Rabbit said

If you want to know, let my brother be happy! ”。So, the white rabbit made the black rabbit happy, and when he was done, the black rabbit pointed to the left, and the white rabbit walked forward.

The white rabbit came home, and soon after, gave birth to a litter of baby rabbits, guess what, what color the little rabbit is? Guess I'm in for a treat.

She guessed it was white, you didn't say it right.

She guessed that it was black, and if you didn't say it right, guess again.

She guessed that it was gray, you said it was wrong, guess again.

She guessed it was variegated, and you weren't right.

She asked, "So what color do you say?" You say, do you want to know?

She said: I want to know.

You say, "If you want to know, let my brother be happy."

You also call it humor and boredom.

Humorous jokes to coax girls:1. Yesterday I fought with mosquitoes for a night, and finally it was a draw, it didn't eat enough, and I didn't sleep well.

2. If you are always disappointed, then you should reflect on why you have so much hope.

3. Who said I can't stick to things? I've been single for ten years and haven't wavered in the slightest.

4. Love is like multiplication, where one of them is zero, and the result is always zero.

5. Don't panic when your life doesn't go your way. Just look at your wallet and deposits, and just cry out.

6. The daily state of foodies: I enjoy it in my mouth, but I want to lose weight in my heart.

7. After the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words are only said to those who understand.

8. If the whole world doesn't want you anymore, remember to come to me, I know several human traffickers.

1. The most romantic thing I can think of is to make a fortune with you.

2, I have restrained myself for a long time, I have been rational for a long time, but I still can't resist the urge to like you.

3, come on, like each other, anyway, a lifetime is so long.

4. What should I do? My dog doesn't eat or drink when you leave.

5，me, only fall you forever.Can you explain it to me?

6. Looking out the window, thinking that you and I are under the same sky, I feel that the world is a lot gentler.

7, I wasn't born to like you, but I only started after seeing you for the first time.

8, ten miles in a radius, no, a hundred miles in a radius, dry, I like your breath.

9. Even if you travel everywhere, the world you see is all you.

10, in order to tease you, I can pick a bunch of roses at any time and write a basket of love words.

Humorous jokes that make women happy are:

1. On the first day of school, I beat my tablemates, and the teacher said that I should call my parents. I said, "It's okay, I can beat him by myself."

2. Male: Marry me! F: Do you think we will be happy when we get married? M: Absolutely. F: How do you know? M: You are such a gentleman, even if love is not good, friendship can last forever.

3. The doctor asks the patient how he broke the bone. The patient said that I felt that there was sand in my shoes, so I held on to the telephone pole and shook my shoes. One of them, passing by, thought I had been electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two sticks.

4. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch, and a policeman came over: What happened? Drunk: I don't know, I've just arrived.

5. The squad leader asked: Who is the biggest officer in our platoon? The recruit answered: It's the platoon commander. The squad leader asked again: Who is below the division commander? The recruit replied: It was a horse ridden by the division commander.

6. On the road, I met my dad buying lottery tickets, so I asked him: "Dad, if you win the jackpot, how do you plan to spend it?" ”

7. On the plane, a flight attendant asked a little girl, "Why does the plane fly so high and not hit the stars?" The little girl said: "I know, because the stars will shine." ”

8. One day, the home ** rang, because it was not answered at the door of the parents' room, but my parents did not answer, so I had to put on my clothes and get up to pick up **, only to hear my father say at the ** end: Send me the TV remote control.

9. Teacher: Xiao Ming, please do an imitation sentence exercise of "If every drop of water can represent a blessing, then I will send you an ocean"! Xiao Ming:

If every flower represents a blessing, then I will send you a wreath! Instantly the whole class was a sensation!! Teacher:

Roll on, get out right now!!

10. The bee chased the butterfly, but the butterfly married the snail. The bee is puzzled: He** is better than me? Butterfly: People have their own houses, like you live in a dormitory.