Asking for a joke? Cold. Ask for a bad joke

Ten years of life and death, Hengyuanxiang, sheep and sheep. Thousands of miles of lonely graves, laundry detergent with strange strength. Even if you don't know each other, supplement vitamin C, Shierkang.

Come back to your hometown at night, learn foreign languages, New Oriental. Caring for each other is silent, washing is healthier. It is expected that every year I will break my intestines and find a job, Foxconn.

2: The old man talked about juvenile madness, cured kidney deficiency, and did not contain sugar. Brocade hat mink fur, thousands of horses with King Kang.

In order to repay the city with Taishou, three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. The wine is still open, the watermelon frost, the happy man. Holding the knots in the clouds, three gold glucose.

Will hold the bow like a full moon, look northwest, King Adi.

3: The old man chatted about the madness of youth, learned technology, and went to Lanxiang. Brocade hat mink fur, thousands of riding tigers Zhenqiang.

In order to repay the city, follow the Taishou, Mayflower, the airport. Drunken and open, repairing cars, coming to the north. Peking University Jade Bird has been established for a long time.

Will hold the bow like the full moon, look northwest, new east.

4: The old man talks about juvenile madness, how to solve his worries, only Du Kang. Brocade hat mink fur, thousands of horses with Avon.

In order to repay the city, follow the Taishou, Passat, the duke king. The wine is still open, the women are clean and healthy. Holding knots in the clouds, big bubble gum.

Will hold the carving work such as the full moon, looking northwest, Tongrentang.

5: The old man talks about the madness of youth, playing bullets, Jinmailang. Brocade hat mink fur, a thousand horses with an overlord.

In order to repay the city, follow the Taishou, L'Oreal, Shiseido. The wine is still open, love life, love Lafang. Holding the knotted clouds, Shuanghui ham sausage.

Will hold the carving work such as the full moon, looking northwest, natural hall.

There was a man who was sick and the doctor prescribed him a large pill, and he choked every day when he took the medicine, and one day he thought of a way to make the pill in half, and he was choked twice that day.

There were two tomatoes talking, and suddenly a car drove up, and one of the tomatoes only had the other tomato and shouted "ketchup" hahaha

Even though it's summer, I'm still chilled by myself).

Noodles are married to cakes.

The result is pasta.

A joke yes?

There was a polar bear and a penguin playing together, and the penguin plucked the feathers off his body one by one, and when he was done, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" ”

When the polar bear heard this, he plucked the hair off his body one by one, turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" ”

After reading it myself, I thought that the polar bear and the penguin were so cute. It seems that the two of them are really idle and boring, and they have a good relationship, they are brothers.

In general, isn't it the polar bear in the Arctic and the penguin in the Antarctic? How will they be together, is it at the zoo. No wonder it's boring. So the two brothers got together to pluck their feathers and play.

Once upon a time, there was a pair of good friends, one named Haha, the other called Hehe. One day, Haha died, and Haha's grave said, "Haha, you're dead!" ”

Any idea how Jack died? - Poor and Dead (Jack Jones).

Once upon a time, there was a person surnamed Cai, and everyone called him Xiao Cai

The results ......One day, he was taken away!

A bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a little JJ called?

The answer is: a mother bear.

3.Xiao Ming said: "Akang, ask you, "There was a shark that ate a mung bean, and what became of it"? 」

Akon said: I don't know, what is the answer? 」

Xiao Ming said: Hey! Hey! The answer is "mung bean paste (mung bean shark)", you're stupid! 」

4 .The teacher asked a student how to reduce white pollution?

Student's answer: Make the lunch box blue.

5.There was a man who had a bad stomach. One day, he came to the stomach hospital to see a doctor and said to the doctor: "I eat what I eat, eat watermelon and watermelon, eat cucumber and pull cucumber!" ”

The doctor thought for a moment and said to him, "I think you only have to eat!" ”

6.On the plane, a flight attendant asked a little girl, "Why does the plane fly so high and not hit the stars?" ”

7.There was a polar bear and a penguin playing together, and the penguin plucked the feathers off his body one by one, and when he was done, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!"

When the polar bear heard this, he plucked the hair off his body one by one, turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" ”

8 .There was a loaf of bread that was hungry as he walked, so he ate himself.

What do the chieftains of African cannibals eat?

A: Man! Q: One day, the chief was sick and the doctor told him to be vegetarian, so what did he eat?

A: Eat vegetative people! ~~

10.American: Have you ever seen a cup made of wood?

Chinese: No!

American: Then why is the word "cup" in your Chinese character next to the wooden character?

Chinese Isn't there a "no" next to the word "cup"! That is, it is not made of wood.

11.Xiaobai Xiaobai = ?

White Rabbit (two)!

What does a fat man change when he falls from the 12th floor?

A: Dead fat.

Happy Piggy Jokes).

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

When no one is in the company after work, several computers get together to play mahjong, and the water dispenser is fun to watch, and it also wants to play. The water dispenser loses to the computers every time it plays mahjong, but it still insists on participating every day. When I saw the sofa, I didn't understand it and asked the chair:

The water dispenser loses every day, why is it still playing so hard? The chair said, "Ask this kind of question, do you have water in your head?" ”

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

There was an old grandmother, and her daughter-in-law was about to give birth, so she went to worship the Buddha and begged the Buddha to give her grandson an extra piece (that's what... If it happens, it will broadcast a puppet show. As a result, she had a granddaughter with 11 fingers It was a gloomy afternoon, in front of the temple, an old woman put a cloth bag on her head, opened her teeth and danced her claws, like a madman, looking up to the sky and shouting: "You bluff me?

I'll bluff you too.

Say to cos: Although we are in love, I always feel wrong. Cos said: **Isn't that right? Sin said: I always felt like we were in a love triangle...

2.Why can't I get online? Users:

Why can't I get online? Customer service, after inquiring about the situation: it may be your cat's problem.

User: Okay, you wait a minute......Well, my cat has shut me out! Customer Service:

Poor cat ......

You dare to bully my boyfriend. To die or not to live.

The teacher said; Xiao Ming, use the Great Wall to make a sentence! Xiao Ming; The Great Wall is long! Teacher; This one is not good, make another one! Xiao Ming; Teacher, I'm not Qin Shi Huang, I can't make it!

1. Kill the panda, I am a national treasure!

2. Urgent notice: Please prepare a one-inch color photo, a copy of your ID card, a copy of your academic qualifications, and a resume, and send it to the China National Space Administration. (bring your own rabbit).

3. Ask what the situation in the world is, but one thing descends one thing

4. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

5. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang monk; It doesn't have to be an angel with wings—it's a birdman, Mom said.

6、.I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings, and in retrospect, I have been running naked for 19 years!

7, the tiger is not powerful, you and I are hello kitty! The little donkey is not powerful, you think I am Snoopy!

8. If you fall, get up and cry again

9. Shanglian: Reminiscing about the past, red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, and a bunch of children. Downlink: Look at the present dynasty, white rice, Wang Ba soup, a child, a gang of wives.

10. The bachelor's degree is above the master's degree, the master's degree is followed by the doctorate, and the doctorate is followed by the postdoctoral, but what about the postdoctoral fellow? If you are brave enough to study for another two years, you will be a warrior, another five years will be a hero, another seven years will be a martyr, and what about after the martyrs? The Ministry of Education will launch Saint Seiya, which is bronze for 2 years, 5 years for **, and 7 years for **.

Girls who are willing to study again after graduation have a chance to pass the Athena exam!!

11. When you wake up today, there is a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there is a will next to you: I struggled all night, and your thick skin made me shameless to live in this world. O Lord! Forgive him, I'm suicidal!

12. Notice: Recently, the autumn cold has arrived, please comrades do a good job of defense, if you have a husband, if you have a wife, if you don't have a wife, please hold a thermos if you don't have a thermos, if you really don't have a thermos, please hug the gas canister (pay attention to light it). Do not hug chickens, ducks and other animals to prevent avian flu.

Those who should fly south should fly south, those who should change their moults, and those who really can't hibernate will hibernate.

13. If God wants to destroy man, he must first make him mad; If God wants to make people crazy, he must first buy a house.

14. Money is not a problem, the problem is that there is no money.

15. Diamonds are eternal, and one goes bankrupt.

16. Water can carry boats and cook porridge.

17. A mountain cannot accommodate two tigers unless there is a male and a female.

18. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

19. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but it may also be a panda.

20. When I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, and I'll hold on to the wall.

A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak were met on the street, why didn't they say hello? (Assuming they can talk).

Because. Because.

Because they don't know each other!Ha ha.

Why do butterflies continue to fly with only one wing? – because it's strong.

What will you do when you go out on an outing and go to bed one day and see the stars shining and twinkling in the sky, which is particularly beautiful? - The tent was stolen, of course!

Hehe, last time. I stepped on a square meter of cow! I'm just posting with cow! It's really embarrassing...

Looking at the encyclopedia of troubles, it's all about your side.

Brother: Little sister, brother will tell you a joke today.

Sister: I want to listen.

Brother: Once upon a time, there was a eunuch ......

—Brother contemplative ———

—Three minutes later—

Sister: What's next?

Brother: "Below" is gone.

There was a jar of wine that was buried in the ground for a thousand years, and what became of him?

Answer: Alcohol.