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Anonymous users2024-02-05Uh, there are a lot of them, such as:
A: Yesterday I was hungry and went out into the street to eat.
B: What did you eat?
A: Braised pork rice.
B: What happened next?
A: Later, when I was walking home alone, I always saw a white shadow in the corner of my eye.
B: And then?
A: Then the more I thought about it, the more terrifying I became, and I walked faster and faster, but I still noticed a white shadow flashing in the corner of my eye, and I was scared.
B: What happened later?
A: Later, when I got home, I looked in the mirror and found a white grain of rice stuck in the corner of my eye.
B: ......This one is also a good fodder :
A: I'm taller than you.
B: I am taller than you.
A: I have my feet on the ground, my head on the sky, and I can't be any higher.
B: My feet are on the ground, and my shoulders are on the sky, and I can't be any higher.
A: So where is your face?
B: I'm shameless if I brag.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Qizhi Dabing's "Hundred Family Names" is also called "The Doctrine of Silly Boys".
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Anonymous users2024-02-03B: That's good! I like to act in cross talk the most, so let's have a cross talk!
A: That's good! What is the content of the performance?
B: (think about it) How about we brag?
A: That's good! Our family is a family of braggarts!
B: Our family is still a professional braggadocio!
A: Our family brags that we don't pay taxes.
B: Our family brags and doesn't pay yet!
A: Our family is blowing ** share****.
B: Your company was blown out by our family!
A: I can blow the bad into the good.
B: It can blow the ugly into beautiful.
A: I can blow the square into a garden.
B: I can blow the short ones into the long ones.
A: I can blow the raw to maturity.
B: I can blow the dead into the living.
Armor:.. Yes! You can really blow.
B: What is this? My best is yet to come!
A: So what else do you have?
B: Let's continue to compete!
A: It's not blowing, I was born to go to the toilet.
B: Crawling?
A: Who is born to crawl?
B: So how do you get there?
A: The bed is like a toilet!
B: It's called bedwetting!
A: I'll be running in three months.
B: That must be a freak!
A: My mom went to work in three months, so I had to run from my grandmother's house to my grandmother's house.
B: Just run!
A: If you want to brag, I'm no one better than me.
B: I don't believe it, do you dare to compete here?
A: Blowing here? No problem!
B: If you want to say that this is a lot of food, I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!
A: I can eat eight catties of dumplings in one meal!
B: I was eating and accidentally swallowed my chopsticks.
A: I ate and swallowed my tongue in my stomach.
B: I ate and ate and put my teeth in my stomach.
A: I ate and put my nose in my stomach.
B: How is this possible?
A: How is this impossible? Isn't that just bragging?!
B: Oops, I have a fever!
A: Oops, I have a fever too!
B: I covered a quilt when I went to bed at night, and when I saw it the next day, it burned a big hole!
A: When I went to bed at night, I had a handful of corn in my hand, and when I saw it the next day, it was all popcorn!
B: I'm taller than a tree!
A: I'm taller than a building!
B: I have my head up to the sky, my feet on the ground, and I can reach out to grab a big plane!
A: My upper lip is against the sky, and my lower lip is against the ground!
B: What about your face?
A: Shameless braggarts!
B: Hey! --
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Anonymous users2024-02-02"Funny Inverted Words".
A: When some words are read upside down, they become another word, and the meaning is different. Do you know?
B: What's new here! If you can read it, I can turn it upside down.
A: Can you do it?
B: If you don't believe it, let's try.
A: Listen, my mother often tells me stories.
B It's easy, there was a traffic accident in the urban area.
A: Quite right. "Story" turns into "accident", and the meaning is different.
B: Don't say it's fun. Again.
A: Shanghai is a beautiful city.
B: The wind on the sea is really strong.
A Cao Xueqin is a well-known writer in China.
B: "Dream of the Red Chamber" is his famous novel.
A: That's right, not bad. When did you learn it?
B: Why do you need to learn? It would have been.
A: Don't be complacent, come with something difficult.
B. Accompany you to the end!
A: A person who commits a crime is called a criminal.
The stationery of the B pen is called a pen holder.
A: I brush my teeth with a toothbrush.
B I pull the alarm to call the police.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01A: Yo, isn't this a little X?
C: yes, little X is there.
B: Yo, it's the two of you, what have you been up to lately?
A: Hey, it's nothing, let's play chess. I haven't seen you old man anymore, is he okay?
B: Thanks to you, I'm still tough.
C: His dad also likes to play chess.
B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with his father.
B: That's right. A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...
B: Isn't that a draw?
A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?
B: Huh?? So what's going on?
A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.
B: What's the idea?
A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”
B: I haven't heard of it!
A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me and me.
Take my gentleman, your father... Your father is like me again, I am your father again, your father is like me, I am your father.
Your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, my father is like me, and your father is like me.
I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father...
B: you!!
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Anonymous users2024-01-31A: I have a special kind of kung fu.
B: What kind of kung fu?
A: I can sharpen pencils.
B: Hush! Who doesn't know how to sharpen a pencil!
A: I sharpen my pencil differently than others.
B: What's different?
A: The pencil I sharpened has a point.
B: There are no pointers, that's chopsticks.
A: Not only is it sharp, but the barrel is also well-sharpened, which is very beautiful.
B: This is kung fu, unlike some people, who only pay attention to the nib of the pen, regardless of whether the barrel is sharpened or not.
A: I'm addicted to sharpening pencils.
B: Wow, do your own thing.
A: I don't sleep with a small bowl of pencils every day.
B: How much do you cut?
A: Let's put it this way, my dad bought it, my mom bought it, my grandma bought it, my grandma bought it.
B: Did you make it?
A: Sometimes I can't cut when I cut it.
B: I'm tired.
A: Where? I saw that it was a ballpoint pen.
B: Ballpoint pens are also sharpened?
A: Sometimes I even sharpen my chopsticks.
B: Why do you want to sharpen chopsticks?
A: This saves the need to wash chopsticks.
B: I haven't heard of it, you can't be lazy when washing chopsticks.
A: The chopsticks I sharpened are not only pointy, but also have well-proportioned stems, which are also very beautiful.
B: Can you write after sharpening chopsticks?
A: No, chopsticks are still chopsticks, which is an alternative to washing chopsticks.
B: After making the chopsticks, they got dirty again.
A: Dirty? Sharpen again.
B: Still cutting? That's not getting thinner and thinner!
A: Not necessarily, other people's chopsticks can only pick vegetables!
B: Your chopsticks are not good at picking up vegetables!
A: You can't skewer sausages.
B: Huh?? It's too sharp, isn't it, and your family doesn't criticize you?
A: Don't criticize, my mom saw it and broke it.
B: I don't know what's wrong, people are laughing at you.
A: No, my mom said that you don't need to buy sweater needles with it, so you can save money!
B: It's still a sweater needle!
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Anonymous users2024-01-30Search for stand-up comedy on Children's Day.
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Anonymous users2024-01-29I want to know the name of this cross talk?
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Anonymous users2024-01-28Out Tututu, I went home in the afternoon to play Lin Manuscript without fake cross talk.
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Anonymous users2024-01-27Super funny sketch "Angry Teacher".
One day, the teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”
Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”
The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”
The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”
The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”
The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”
The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”
Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”
Student: "It's a bad day. ”
Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”
Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”
Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”
Student: "The road is empty. ”
Teacher: "Young. ”
Student: "Old. ”
Teacher: "Stand." ”
Student: "Lie down".
Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”
Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar." ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”
Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”
Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”
Teacher: "Wrong. ”
Student: "Correct. ”
Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”
Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”
Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”
Student: "We're right. ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”
Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”
Teacher: "You are stupid. ”
Student: "We're smart. ”
Teacher: "Stop! ”
Student: "Go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”
Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”
Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”
Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”
Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”
Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”
Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”
Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”
Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”
Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”
Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”
.After that, the teacher ran out of the classroom in a rage, reporting the book