Help make up a joke, help me make up a folk joke?

When a crow heard that the peacock had become ugly, he happily ran to see it, wanting to make fun of the peacock. As a result, after seeing the appearance of the peacock, he turned around and ran, scolding as he ran: ", this is also called ugly, how can we crows live!" ”

Whether there is affection between husband and wife, whether it is driven by money or the morality of responsibility. After driving his wife Xiaoli to the hospital, there was a traffic jam on the road and the red light was out of tune, Xiaoli began to speak: You drive me faster.

Driver'A little panicked, and explained: There is a convoy of wedding cars in front, give candy or red envelopes, I hit the luck today, no tip. Xiaoli paused:

Even-drop God, wait. In addition, the couple shopping in the mall and buying a choice. I bought Antarctic cotton underwear, more than 60 yuan, and the woman sat at the counter and kept choosing clothes, and it came to her ears'If you want to buy it, you can't buy it'...

The man is in a hurry, shouting? No way. In the psychological struggle, he hurriedly said:

I covered today's expenses, and the woman turned her head and left after hearing this, saying: You pay? Or I'll come.

You want to make your girlfriend happy and hurt your friend's ......Sweat first!!

You can say something like "**What do you call your girlfriend"), it doesn't matter if you show him, let him know what is the eighteen changes of a female college, the more she changes, the better she looks, which is like me, from childhood to adulthood. However, I think I'm pretty handsome, Yuanfang, what do you think? ”

A man named Xiaofan didn't look at this tomorrow after work, so this is not up to you.

Before getting married, a couple of lovers had such a conversation:

M: Great! The day I've been waiting for has finally arrived, and I can't wait!

F: Can I go back now?

M: No, don't even think about it!

F: Do you love me?

M: Of course! F: Will you betray me?

M: No, how did you come up with such an idea?

F: Can you kiss me?

M: Of course, there can be no more than one!

F: Is it possible for you to hit me?

M: Never!

F: Can I trust you?

Soon after they got married, the couple had another conversation, and it happened that the content of the conversation happened to be the same as this one, but it had to be looked down...

A: Your mother and your lover fall into the water at the same time. Which one do you save first.

In medical universities, microbiology and parasitology are relatively close, so I always hear calls like this: Hey, microbes, I'm a parasite.