Once upon a time, there was a pig that made Baozi angry, and begged the master to continue to make u

Baozi stuffed the pig into his stomach and laughed: "Haha, I'm pork bun!" ”

I know. However, can you change it?

The potatoes make the leopard angry, the leopard beats him, he wants to seek revenge on the leopard, and a small river blocks her way (guess the food---

After crossing the river, he saw a horse carrying a sweet potato (guess the food--- it turned out that the sweet potato had deceived the pony (guess the food--- and came to the door of the leopard's house, and a pig encouraged him to take revenge (guess the food--- potato was very combative, and finally killed the leopard (guess the food--- but was knocked out by the leopard (guess the food--- on the way home, the potato fell into the leopard's trap, and the potato shouted "Ah" (guess the name of a food--- and then fell flat (guess the food---

Answer: 1. Snow peas (river beans); 2. Potato; 3. Potato chips (potato scam); 4. Chocolate beans (pig encouraged beans); 5. Bean paste bag (bean kills leopard); 6. bean sprouts; 7. Yikes! Potato; 8. Mashed potatoes.

No plagiarism!!

Once upon a time, there was a pig that made Baozi angry, so Brother Bao Ren called the owner of the steamed bun shop and said: "Boss, this pig has sold you, and the pork ** has skyrocketed in recent years, you must chop off every piece of meat on its body." ”

Once upon a time, a pig made Baozi angry, and in the end, Baozi choked the pig to death.

Once upon a time, there was a pig that made the buns angry, and the buns called three or five friends to come over in a fit of anger and were ready to beat the pigs out of anger, but after the buns came, the pig said: Come and bring any gifts, really, and then eat the buns.

The pig argued: It's good that I'm willing to talk to you, or you will ignore you when you see the dog (i'm I'm so original.

The pig defended: It's good that I'm willing to chat with you, or you will ignore you when you see the dog!

Baozi said, don't play with you, go back and listen to the song of the pig... The pig was speechless.

Baozi said, believe it or not, I let you eat me.

A joke about killing the birdman, I'm an angel.

Backgammon lighter, **won't light**, so easy!

One day, Xiao Ming's teacher asked Xiao Ming what was the difference between 3x2 and 2x3, Xiao Ming replied and was taught a lesson by the teacher, and then Xiao Ming asked his father this question when he got home, and his father replied, what the hell is the difference, Xiao Ming said, that's what I said at the time!

One day, the little white rabbit went to the bakery and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have 100 loaves of bread?" and the boss said no, and the little white rabbit said, "Oh, forget it."

The next day, the little white rabbit went to the bakery again, and asked the boss again, boss, do you have 100 loaves of bread, the boss still said no, and the little white rabbit said, oh, forget it.

On the third day, the little white rabbit went to the bakery again, and continued to ask the boss, boss, do you have 100 loaves of bread, the boss said, yes, yes, there are 100 loaves of bread today, and then the little white rabbit said happily, yes, yes, I want two loaves of bread.

A: Is there a way for me to want to be Spider-Man? B: No. A: Is there a way for me to be a hero? B: Kill Spider-Man.

One night I was drinking with a few friends, and several of them drank too much. One of them fell asleep on the side of the road, and we couldn't lift him, so we talked about finding him something to cover him so that he wouldn't catch a cold. When I saw him a few days later, he said he woke up the next day to find three bicycles on him.

After reading these jokes I summarized, I believe you will definitely laugh. Have fun! 1:

Because I was so crazy about dancing, I dreamed about it at night, and in the morning my mother pulled me out of bed and suddenly shouted, "It's you!" I'm gone!

2: On the way to school, I saw the old people playing Tai Chi, and thought: The newcomer is the newcomer and still plays 72.

3: When I arrived at school, I saw mm in a skirt in my class, and said, "Don't jump 54, don't seduce me with your pants, and I was slapped in the face." 4：

In math class, the teacher asked me to give the answer to the question. 564 564 64 564+64" was punished by the teacher. ：

When I did recess exercises, I was different from my classmates, and the teacher asked why, and I said, "Free dance steps are casually danced, they are all the same, it must be a plug-in, a bs plug-in." ” 5：

Because I was dancing too late in the evening, I was slow to prepare for physical education class, and the teacher asked, "Why is Lao slower than others?" I'm card.

6: In a trance, I accidentally walked to someone else's classroom and was kicked out by the teacher. "Damn, t me?

Open room stepping! ”7：.On the way home from school, I saw people gathered together.

I thought, "I'm playing with the group, I haven't memorized the dance steps yet." ” 8：

When I got home, I asked my mother for the second day's pocket money, and my mother gave her 20 yuan. I said, "20g?

How can it be enough, you can't buy the most basic hair, at least 7000. "As a result, the 20 pieces were gone. 1. Why do Haier brothers only wear pants?

Because they don't have Q coins! 2. Why is China the most mysterious country in the world? Because **** is who, and the prime minister is when

3. One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks fight landlords, and five monks can go to pretend to be babies. 4. Listen to your words, and the saint warrior reads. 5. What are you unhappy about?

Say it and make everyone happy. 6, when is the bright moon, look up by yourself 7, women are made of water, men are made of mud, Li Junji and Li Yuchun are made of cement. 8, the praying mantis catches the cicada, Nuwa catches the sky, the dead sheep catches the prison, and the four famous catches 9, the 14 books written by Jin Yong can be connected into a couplet:

Feixue shoots white deer in the sky, and the smiling book god leans on the blue duck" The 7 books written by Rowling can also be connected into one sentence: "Hahahaha, hahahaha" 10, the one with tattoos is not necessarily a hooligan, he may be Yue Fei.

Ancient jokes.

Campus jokes. Celebrity humor.

Foreign jokes. Modern jokes.

Humorous essays. A collection of jokes.

An alien and an earthling meet, the alien holds out three fingers, the earthling holds out five fingers, the alien makes an "eight" gesture, and the earthling gives a thumbs.

The earthlings came home and said:"I met a guy today, very powerful, he stretched out three fingers, I stretched out five fingers, he knew eight, I stretched out his thumb and praised him. "

The alien came home and said:"I met a guy today, very powerful, I killed three people today, he killed five people today, I killed with a gun, he killed with his thumb. "

When explaining the word "miracle", a teacher gave an example: a person jumped from the eighth floor and was unscathed. He wants students to say "miracles."

Ke Yi classmate: Lucky. The teacher was disappointed and said:

The man climbed to the eighth floor and jumped again, still uninjured. Classmate: By chance.

The teacher was so angry that he said again: "The man climbed up to the eighth floor again and jumped down again ......." Before the teacher could finish speaking, a student replied:

He's used to it.

Take a place first. I'll help you find it.