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1. I seriously doubt one thing now, is it the Dragon Boat Festival that is coming, and Yue Lao tied my red rope to the zongzi?

2. During the Dragon Boat Festival last year, the company's administrative department sent a basket of zongzi to each of the foreign employees, and the next day a foreign employee called ** to the administrative department to express his gratitude: "The thing you sent is very delicious, although the lettuce outside is a little stuffy." But this food is too humane, and the outside floss solves the problem perfectly.

>3, Tang Seng: Bajie, what did you eat during the Dragon Boat Festival? Eight Commandments:

Chef, oil fragrant, duck eggs, zongzi, realgar wine. Tang Seng: Let's be specific!

Eight precepts: 13 layers of filtered gutter frying oil, Hokkaido seabed mud pickled Sudan red duck eggs, handmade heavy metal over-standard zongzi, aged cellar sauce fragrant methanol blended with realgar wine. Tang Seng:

Well, the West is just around the corner.

4, there is a paragraph in Guo Degang's cross talk. The Dragon Boat Festival was invented by Koreans, chopsticks were invented by Koreans, Chinese medicine was invented by Koreans, and Journey to the West was invented by Koreans. So what did the Chinese invent? The Chinese invented the Koreans.

5. If you have ** people around you, please treat them well, please don't make them angry, and remember to help them peel the zongzi when they eat it, because they will not be able to stand it when they see the color of the zongzi.

Day 1. Buns and noodles fought, and were beaten by noodles, so Baozi went to make an appointment with fried buns, steamed buns, bread, etc., ready to find noodle theory, and met instant noodles on the road, Baozi and others surrounded instant noodles for a while, Baozi said: Ya, don't think that if you perm your hair, I don't recognize you!

The next day. After the instant noodles were flattened by the sea, I felt very unhappy. So with rice noodles, udon noodles, Japanese buckwheat noodles and fried.

Sauce noodles, I have to go to the buns to settle the account. Unexpectedly, I met xiaolongbao on the road. Everyone rushed up, especially the rice noodles were even harder.

After the flattening, the clansmen walked away. Later, other people asked Mi Fan and said, "You just worked so hard that we didn't know you hated him so much."

Rice Noodles Say: I wanted to do it a little bit. I didn't expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children's clothes.

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became.

Day 3. After saying that after the instant noodles Haibian finished the xiaolongbao, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, because I wanted to have a continuation stall, I went to find the xiaolongbao again with the noodles, I didn't think that I fell on the road and encountered the cutting bun, wow! Instant noodles roared angrily, and took the lead in a crazy flattening, so that all the noodles felt a little miserable, and everyone pulled the instant noodles apart and asked it

Why are you so angry? Instant noodles said: "It's too much, it's enough to pretend to be cute, and give me a middle part of my hair."

Day 4. Xiao Long Bao knew why he was flattened. I feel very wronged. So he told him what was going on.

Vegetable packs. Bean paste buns. Fried buns. Sauerkraut buns. 'You stay here. Let's go find the one with the perm'..They.

I was very angry and went to find instant noodles to settle accounts. En route. Met rice noodles. So I repaired the rice noodles fiercely.

Arrange. Said when leaving'Man. My hair is burned. Just stay at home. Don't look.

People are lovely. on the psychological imbalance.

Potato is going to duel with Baozi, but there is a river in front of him, and he can't cross it. - Hit a plant, 3 characters snow peas (river beans).

The second duel began, and the potato stabbed the bun fatally. - Hit a food, 3 words bean paste bun (bean kill bun).