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A group of students who played the role of teachers, one was a teacher, and on Teacher's Day, they presented flowers to the teacher and shed tears ......Let's make it up
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Thank you, teacher, because of your arrogance, you will repay you, isolate your classmates, don't tell the facts, and have no teacher morality, so that my son has learned since he was a child to look at people's faces, avoid responsibility, and curry favor with the leader, in order not to lose friends, admit his mistakes against his will, when giving advice to the leader, be prepared to be led to wear small shoes, learn to please the leader, even if he finds a casual little mistake of his classmates, he must report to the teacher, in order to get the teacher's approval, he also has to betray his classmates, and he has also learned to be isolated by his classmates I will also find some happy things to comfort myself Ah Q mentality Thank you for letting my son understand the cold of the world as soon as possible Comprehend the isolation and helplessness Comprehend wearing armor How dare not bow your head under the eaves of people Thank you Let my son know what the leaders are like One set of apologies before the person One set of the last set The ugliness of retaliation Thank you Dare to ignore the education of the sages Forget the ancestors of the number dictionary Only remember that the students respect the teacher and forget the teacher and forget the Confucian precept that the teacher should lead by example and teach by example made my son even less convinced of the essence of classical culture Thank you, you don't talk about topics in class, and you let students spend money to go to your cram school after class, because of your fearless spirit of looking at money, and your innovative sense of money, which fully embodies the drinking nature of society, and finally makes China's education go to death.
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Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.
Scene: Classroom.
Three: Say it.
League Secretary: Do you listen?
Three: Listen!
Youth League Secretary: Really listen?
Three: Really!
Youth League Secretary: Sure?
Three: Sure.
Youth League Secretary: No repentance?
Three: No remorse.
Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?
Three: Do you want to talk about it?
League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?
Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!
The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!
Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!
Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
League secretary: You can't sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!
Youth League Secretary: What about studying?
Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!
League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?
Xiaoling: Yes!
League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?
Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!
League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?
Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!
League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!
Xiao Wu: Haha, you're hanging again!
League secretary: And you Xiaowu!
Xiao Wu: Yes! Youth League Secretary: Look at your day, in addition to dating girls, drinking tea and walking, is it worth it for you to soak in this achievement?
Xiao Wu: Yes! The future is bright! --No beautiful girls!
Youth League Secretary: The future is not bright, there is no light!
Students, classmates, comrades, the same
Three: Just say it!
League Secretary: Same as what!
Three people fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!
Xiaoling: No matches!
Youth League Secretary: Work hard!
Xiao Ai: No strength!
League Secretary: Abandon your bad habits!
Xiao Wu: It doesn't abandon me!
League secretary: Come on, let's work together!
The three of them lay down: Alas!
League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's go
The bell rings for the end of class. League Secretary: Let's eat!
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Teacher's Day Thanksgiving sketch script.
Narrator: In the process of growing up, there are many people and things to be thankful for, and the parents who nurtured us are the people we should repay the most.
The teachers who teach us diligently are the people we should be most grateful for, but some students often mislead the teachers about their good intentions... The students of the second (3rd) class of the middle school of Buguang Middle School have welcomed another teacher after the semester, and this is their 15th teacher...
Leung: Ladies and gentlemen, big news, big news! The head teacher was angry with us again, and our class was replaced by a new class! I heard that the surname is Hou.
Old; This is good, just walked a "sheep" and a "monkey".
Zeng: What kind of monkey does he care? Even if Sun Wukong comes, he has to go back to Huaguo Mountain. Liang: Okay! gritting his teeth and not relaxing, he is in the chaos of work. Thousands of persuasions are right, and whoever comes is angry. Yes!
Teacher; :(Action) into the classroom: "Go to class!" ”
Zeng: Rise, stand up.
Teacher: Hello students, please be seated. First of all, I would like to introduce myself, I am your new class teacher. Today we are commenting on the results of your class in the monthly exam papers. Hey, hey (a little expression on his face).
Chen: Ah! It's time to stir-fry shredded pork on a bamboo board again tonight.
Zeng and Liang: What do you mean by that?
Chen: Do you know? Every time I return home after the exam, I score less than 80 points in women's singles, 70 points in men's singles, and 60 points in mixed doubles. I'm going to die this time.
Teacher: Don't talk about it, and carefully analyze the reasons why you didn't do well in the exam. Write me a written reflection, and the feeling must be profound.
I haven't complained yet, but you have complained about the sketch script: 2015 Thanksgiving Teacher Sketch Script, Teacher's Day Sketch Script. Ay!
There are no students like you.
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Ma Ji and more than a dozen people's group comedy "Style Praise".
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a rhapsody class (school drama) costume; : School Uniform Props: Mask) Teacher (Yu):
Class! Squad Leader Xiaoding: Get up and sit down!
Teacher: Students, this is a composition class, the topic is "We will meet again in 30 years", please enrich your imagination and design a brilliant and dazzling image for your future. After 30 years, when our teachers and students meet, what kind of surprise can you bring to everyone?
Everyone writes down their imaginations first, and then communicates. (Students write, teachers patrol) keep saying, see who has a strange imagination, see who has a rich imagination, and see who can give everyone the biggest surprise. Is it well written?
Who will speak first? Su Yanhua: "Teacher, our Shenzhou 7 is not in the sky, 30 years later, I will let you sit on my Shenzhou 77 and go to the Moon Palace to play, please Chang'e dance for you, let Wu Gang pour you wine, eat and drink enough, everyone can travel anywhere on the planet."
The teacher excitedly shook Yanhua's hand: "That's great." You're a great brain!
Li Jiuxin: (moves away Yanhua's arm) "What is interesting in the sky, there are no flowers, no grass, no mountains and no water, what is the meaning of those bare stars." Chang'e Wu Gang is a mythological figure, there is no such thing as making it up, the ** sent back by Shenqi, none of us have seen it, a small round pit and a small round pit, it's okay to engage in scientific research, play, it's not interesting.
Teacher; Dear students, I drive my own winged flying car, I run underground when I see the road, fly up when I see the mountains, and ride the wind and waves when I see the sea, and let you see enough of any beautiful corner of the world, let's go skiing in the Himalayas, swim in the Nile, and sing at the Paris Opera, that's what is enjoyable. (The whole class cheers with me:.)
The imagination is too peculiar, let's go with Jiuxin") Ruan Xiaohua: (The eyes are full of light, and the language is full of poetry.) "Teacher, I want to conquer the sea, invite everyone to come to the underwater world to play, kiss the beautiful fish, talk to the passionate turtle, ride on the back of the whale and sing, walk among the coral seaweed, poetic love, painting beauty!" ”
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