What s the funniest story you ve experienced during Chinese New Year?

Look at you, and then look at Lao Liu's daughter next door, you are still two months older than others, and their second child is full moon, and you are not in a hurry, when do you say you will bring a boyfriend home, and let me and your father save ...... worry”

Not even a day before I got home from vacation, my mother was whispering in my ear 800 times, and I felt that my ears were calloused. <>

I was only twenty-one years old, and I felt like I couldn't get married, and my mother was in a hurry, so in order to prevent her from chanting the mantra in my ear, as smart as I was, I thought of a way.

Just do it, hurry up, spend ten yuan p a photo of me and Cai Xukun, and happily show it to my mother, the contemporary traffic niche, my mother can't recognize it at a glance, if Xie Guangkun estimates it, it will be leaked. <>

Mom, close your eyes, I'll surprise you, hurry up."

Stinky girl, what a surprise, it's so mysterious".

Dangdang, look, my male ticket, handsome or not, not surprised, not surprised".

Mom took my and Kunkun's **, looked at it carefully, showed a relieved expression on her face, and muttered in her mouth: Daughter, yes, such a handsome young man, but much more handsome than Lao Liu and his son-in-law, when will I take it home and let me and your father take a look at ......

Mom, we just talked, don't be so anxious, let's talk about it later."

Stinky girl, you have to cherish it this time, don't fish for three days and dry the net for two days, I look at this guy, he has a lot ......of promise at a glance, and he looks like a star”

I snickered in my heart: Haha, I didn't expect my mother to be so easy to deceive.

In the evening, my dad came home from work, and he didn't come to change his shoes urgently, and my mother took my and Kunkun's ** and asked my dad to see: Lao Li, look at your son-in-law, you are much more handsome than you were back then.

What a son-in-law".

Lulu's boyfriend, I just got married, maybe I will bring two bottles of good wine to visit your husband next year......”

Hahahaha......Okay, Lulu has a good eye, the young man has a good ......”

I listened to my mom and dad in my room, laughing and my stomach hurt, and since then, my mom has never recited the mantra next to me, and I have been playing pesticides that no one bothers me all day long. <>

The sound of firecrackers bids farewell to the old years". A brand new 2018, a new you, me, him. During this period, there must be a lot of interesting things, and what I remember most about this year's Spring Festival Chinese New Year's Eve dinner is the "eating money" part.

The so-called "eating money" means that when eating dumplings on Chinese New Year's Eve, take out a few coins, sterilize them with vinegar, wash them, and wrap them in dumplings. After the sound of "crackling-" firecrackers, the family sat around the dining table, waiting for the delicious food to be served, grandma was cooking dumplings in the kitchen, the room was full of smoke, and the fragrant dumplings were out of the pot, I stared at the dumplings to see if there were any coins, poked my head out in advance, but the facts told me that no, I could only try my luck, after I looked around for a week, I chose the dumpling closest to me, I picked it up fiercely, and took a big bite, but I only saw the filling, no coins. I was eating dumplings attentively when I suddenly heard my aunt say, "I won the lottery!"

When I ate a five-dime, I looked at the golden five-dime. I'm even more anxious, what if I can't eat? With enough energy in my heart, I also want to eat dumplings with coins, and silently shout in my heart:

I was trying to eat the dumplings in my mouth quickly, and before I could move the chopsticks, my mother was about to clip the dumplings, and I immediately called out to my mother, that one was rich, I saw it, and my mother said, "Is it?" Since you discovered it first, I'll give it to you.

I happily picked up the chopsticks, clamped it, and took a bite, and as expected, there were really coins. Grandpa, grandma saw that I ate dumplings with coins, and they couldn't close their mouths with joy. In this year's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner "Eat Money" session, I ate a total of two coins, and I was very happy!

This kind of happiness cannot be expressed in words. In the end, I contracted a plate of dumplings by myself, which is also the most I eat dumplings in a year, so there is really no pressure and no motivation. I think that eating money means different things for everyone.

Auntie will have good fortune and wealth in the new year. But for me is different, not "wealth", but "talent", the new year begins, I will study hard, live up to the expectations of my family, give my family affirmation, I can, I can do it! But just eating money doesn't mean that you will definitely have good results, and you will be rewarded for your efforts.

These interesting customs are not for the sake of completing tasks, but for enhancing family affection, enjoying the joy of reunion, and family harmony, which is the true meaning of these customs. These interesting customs, it makes me happy, and I hope that these customs can continue to be passed down and bring happiness to more people.

1.Set off firecrackers.

My favorite variety of firecrackers is the two kicks, because this firecracker rings twice, hence the name, once on the ground, and again in the air, the sound is very loud. There are many ways to play, so I won't talk about it here.

2.Money given to children as a gift during lunar New Year.

New Year's money is the largest discretionary fund in my childhood, and whenever my relatives and friends give me New Year's money, I am very excited and want to pay New Year's greetings to my elders like chickens. Later, when I had experience, I remembered who was generous and who was stingy, and I bowed a few more times if I gave a generous hand.

3.Eat dumplings.

During the Chinese New Year, the whole family is reunited for several generations, and there are a lot of dumplings, which require a large pot to cook. I like to stand next to me and watch the elders cook dumplings, because in my childhood imagination, dumplings made me feel like a big white goose diving into the water together, and then floating on the surface together, which is spectacular. New Year's dinner, in order to have some atmosphere, several of our relatives and friends got together, each family asked to arrange a small show, and also prepared a golden egg smashing link, hosted by the respected uncle at home, which is our own Spring Festival Gala!

Decades ago, the family used to play like this, the family got together after dinner, the old people hid the red envelopes in all corners of the house, the children came to draw lots to answer the questions, the correct answer went to find the red envelope, and the wrong answer represented the family to perform a small show, very lively!

The first day of the Lunar New Year is the day of New Year's greetings. It was a very lively day.

After getting up in the morning, I first came to my father, and according to the customs of my hometown, I knelt down to greet my father: "Dad, I have a New Year's greeting for you, I wish you good health!" "Dad happily gave me 200 yuan.

Then there was Mom, "Mom, I wish you a Happy New Year!" My mother listened and gave me 200 yuan with a smile. Next up are aunts and uncles-in-law,:

Auntie and uncle, I have a New Year's greeting for you, I wish you a long and healthy life, and all your wishes come true! "My aunt and my brother-in-law also gave me two hundred yuan each. I gave New Year's greetings to many elders, "Grandma, I've given you New Year's greetings, Happy New Year!"

Uncle and aunt, I have a New Year's greeting for you! "Grandma, I have a New Year's greeting to you, and I wish you a long and healthy life!" ”…After the New Year's greetings, I counted the New Year's money I received, about 1,400 yuan, looking at these New Year's money, I smiled happily.

When my dad was cleaning up the house, he turned out a box of Xiaobawang game consoles, and on a whim asked me to fight Contra, I didn't want to play, and then he called my uncle **, and when my uncle came over, he drove the car and brought two relatives, originally to drink tea and chat, but it turned out to be four middle-aged men yelling at Contra.

The grandfather, who was in his eighties, went to visit his aunt and grandmother, who was in his nineties, and when he left, his aunt stuffed 200 yuan to suppress the New Year's money. My aunt and grandmother said to my grandfather, you have to accept it, in my eyes you are still a child, you look at me, there is no chance to collect the New Year's money. It's interesting and touching to watch.

Two days ago, my mother and I went on a trip, and after taking **, I helped her with P pictures, all kinds of dermabrasion, whitening, and height ......My mom complained that it didn't look like me at all. But she kept holding her phone, constantly zooming out and zooming in**, staring at the screen and giggling. also posted a circle of friends.

My sister asked my mom, "Why are pistachios called pistachios?"

My mom" because they were grinning every one of them, so they were happy. ”

Then my sister picked up a pistachio that didn't open her mouth, "Then why is he unhappy?" ”

My mom: "You give him a hammer and he's happy." "I...

Receiving red envelopes during the Chinese New Year tests your acting skills.

My dad gave me New Year's money. I shirked it and said no.

It came like this for three rounds, and I felt like I could take it.

The results ......My dad was clutching the money.

Me: Dad. You'll give it to me.

Him: Don't you want to?

I tugged into my hand again. My dad still won't let go.

Me: Dad, let go. The red envelope is almost rotten.

Him: Don't.

My mom saw us tearing and looked at my dad.

My dad obediently gave me the money.

You think that's the end of it?

Hehe. Then my dad pulled out a handful of pokers. I still owe my dad 500 after playing cards overnight, and the year is the same as if it hadn't been.

I had a very happy Spring Festival this year, we all put on new clothes, got the New Year's money, tasted delicious meals, played with fireworks and firecrackers, and saw the wonderful Spring Festival Gala ......The most memorable thing for me was the colorful fireworks!

Finally, the day came, and I was so happy that I felt like I had taken a stimulant! After the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, I happily went to the third floor platform with fireworks and cannons with my father, "Thunderbolt, thunderbolt", and many people were already celebrating the New Year with firecrackers on the third floor. I couldn't wait to take out a cannon like a bomb and let my dad light it, but I ran away like a little rabbit running for my life!

The cannon began to spin, and as it spun out, golden flames erupted, and when the flames were finished, they jumped up and burst into firecrackers. Wow, this cannon is so colorful! I took out another rocket launcher that looked like a Rubik's cube box, and my father lit the fuse, and the 25 small cannons in the box flew into the sky one after another with a sound, blooming charming flowers in the sky, and I jumped up excitedly, I really wanted to compare with them!

It's amazing! I sighed from the bottom of my heart. Suddenly, I was startled by a loud noise, and it turned out that a large fireworks were being set off in the opposite neighborhood!

The fireworks are like gorgeous flowers, and there are so many colors of those beautiful flowers, including red, green, white, yellow, ......Looking at it, I felt as if I had stepped into a sea of beautiful flowers, full of colorful and diverse flower ......

This Chinese New Year is so interesting! I had a very nice stay!

The second day of the first month of the first month, the New Year and the birthday, when I was a child, I was lively every year, and I looked forward to it every year.

It's probably a certain year in junior high school, my aunt and aunt, and I usually prefer to have a family. For the New Year's birthday, I bought me another gift as usual. It was a cake this year, and at that time cream cake was just popular in the city, and there were people in our town who followed suit.

Before opening the box, it was already salivating and reflecting on the ground.

Naturally, the cream flower and the best thing are all mine. I can't forget the flowers made of green cream I ate at that time, and the sweet toes are delicious.

That evening, go to the toilet. I was scared to death, and a green Yoneda Gong took a look at me so impressively. Instantly frozen, and the young thought I was seriously ill. Later, I thought carefully and calmly, damn, which flowers are all causing trouble!

During the Chinese New Year, the most interesting thing to experience is that you go to um, the gifts taken by relatives may be um, and other relatives give them to for example, if you go to grandma's house with gifts, it may be that your aunt brings them to your grandmother's house, and then brings them from your grandmother's house to your house, which may have a conflict of gifts um, in fact, it is also more warm.

It was the winter of 2021, and our family of four took the train north from Shantou to my grandmother's house in Nanchang for the Chinese New Year.

The first time I took the train, I felt very deeply, I have never seen so many people! Passengers in ticket halls, platforms, train cars, and in aisles. As soon as I got on the train, I drank a few glasses of Sprite, only to find out when I went to the bathroom

There is only one toilet in a carriage, and it is difficult to get past it, because the aisles are full of luggage in addition to garbage, as well as many passengers who are standing or sitting on the ground sleeping with their luggage resting.

At that time, smartphones were not yet widespread. We children don't know anything about mobile phones, so we only play the mobile game "Snake". The best way to beat boredom on the train is to play poker.

And, of course, the fun twisting rope. It's a lot more fun than staring at a phone screen and looking at a little snake.

When you're tired of playing, lie down on the table or lean back on your seat for a while. Then wake up and the train has arrived in another city. Shantou is a coastal city and does not snow in winter.

My grandmother's family lives in a small town in Nanchang, and it's really much more fun to get snowy than setting off firecrackers! I remember eating the snow from the trees (which looked cleaner than the road) and it was icy! It melts in your mouth after a while, and it feels fun and magical!

I can't build a snowman, but I have a snowball fight! When ice slag splashes on the neck or face, it's called a shiver.

When you wake up in the morning and brush your teeth, you'll see that the water dripping from the faucet is all forming icicles. When I climbed to the back mountain, I saw that the sky and fields were all white, and it was beautiful! When it's cold, everyone gathers around the stove to keep warm, and chatting with melon seeds is also a happy thing