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Anonymous users2024-02-06Topic: (I haven't thought about it, let's think of one for yourself).
Narrator: In 2010, the year was nothing special, the United States continued to work hard for decades to protect the peace of the earth, Somalia and the Diaoyu Islands remained peaceful, and the two Koreas were still hand-in-hand and good friends ......But it was in this year that an earth-shattering thing happened in the beautiful motherland....(Pause)....No, no, no, I'm not talking about Li Gang, I'm saying that in this year, China finally made a qualitative leap in one aspect - prices.
Woman A: Ouch......Recently, prices have risen so much, I just spent a lot of money to go to the spa yesterday, and today I found that the money is enough to buy a pack of toothpicks to pick up teeth.
Otome: Not really......Yesterday my son was clamoring to buy a ......What's that, PSP, I didn't have time yesterday and said I would buy it for him today, but I took him to see it today, and I almost scared my old waist - "Merchants give profits to customers, and the PSP price falls to the freezing point as long as 9998, as long as 9998, not even 10,000!" "9998!
I can buy a chicken for the money of a PSP!!
Girl A: You can still eat chicken at home Life is not bad, my family's unproductive old man's salary is not rising, and if this continues, my family will not even be able to afford Wujiang mustard......
Otome: It's not that bleak
Lady A: That's it......If the price continues to rise like this, the money to buy a cabbage can be used to change the house for our family
Otome: You think beautifully, no matter how much the cabbage rises, it won't be the same price as the house....(Pause)....Because house prices have risen more than prices.
Lady A: Yes......Alas, it would be nice when wages would also go up.
Otome: Wow, your dreams are too ambitious!! If you want your salary to rise, unless *** dreams come out and say, "Xiaohu, I think your salary has to go up." ”
Woman A: Ugh......You still have to live your life, don't you? People who don't have any ideals are tired to death ......Prices will rise again, and the money to buy four bags of apples can buy apples for four generations......
Otome: It's just ......
The girl hurriedly ran over.
Girl A: Hey, hey, the daughter-in-law of the old Wang family, why are you running in such a hurry?
Girl C: (panting) The price of pork in the supermarket has dropped, and if you don't go, it will be too late!!
Lady A, Otome: (shocked) What!! Hurry up!!
Narrator: In this way, 2010 has passed in a tumultuous year, and in the new year, we sincerely hope that world peace, Somalia and the Diaoyu Islands will continue to be peaceful, and that the two Koreas will continue to be good friends hand in hand, and by the way, wages will rise, and prices and housing prices will fall and fall ......
It's very brief - I don't know if it's suitable or not, if it's not suitable, you can change it yourself or contact me to change it.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05The script of the campus stage drama "Song of Youth" for middle school students
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Anonymous users2024-02-04You can arrange a male reverse string to play the old lady.
is adapted from Song Dandan and Zhao Benshan's classic sketch "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow", with three people in the sketch, one as an old lady, one as an old man, and one as the host.
Excerpts: Host: Audience and friends, hello everyone, welcome to the recording site of this episode of "** Interview", we invited two old people who are familiar to everyone in this episode, and they are also the spokespersons of our ** company.
Uncle and aunt at the same time: **Company spokesperson, shining debut, yes
Moderator: Such a shining debut, please introduce yourself.
Auntie: I'm a chicken.
Uncle: I'm a tiger.
Auntie: He's my husband.
Uncle: She's my mother.
Moderator: It's a bad time
Auntie: I'm a little security guard of ** company.
Uncle: I'm a babysitter in ** company.
Moderator: The more I listen, the more confused I become, why did my aunt become a little security guard, and my uncle became a little nanny?
Aunt: I am the spokesperson of ** company and ***
Moderator: Oh, such a little security guard.
Uncle: I'm the personal bodyguard of the company's spokesperson, isn't your aunt a woman, so I'm ***
Host: Uncle Aunt is really humorous, and the second elder looks younger and younger. By the way, I also introduce myself, I am the host of the interview, my name is Yongyuan, not Cui Yongyuan, who is telling the truth, my Cui is the first energetic to destroy the withering and decaying, and the courage to climb the peak of the spirit, and the yuan is the great prospect of the style.
The whole framework is written according to the process of "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow", with a three-person performance, the plot is fully subverted, closely related to current events, absolutely hilarious, and absolutely guaranteed effect! Government agencies, state-owned enterprises, and large enterprises are very suitable, and the sycophants are endless and catchy! It will definitely make you and your team shine, let your leaders shine, and let your leaders bloom!
The company is mainly praised for positive publicity, and the performance at the annual meeting is guaranteed to satisfy the leaders, supplemented by the latest jokes of Baiyun Black Soil, which is absolutely hilarious. **It can be modified according to the actual situation of the company.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Campus sketches.
Characters: Squadron Leader (Pang Yang), Xiao Ai (Shang Yaojin), Xiao Ling (Zhang Chu), Xiao Wu (Wu Xuewei).
Scene: Classroom.
Props: 1 table, 3 large sheets of white paper.
Director: Wu Xuewei. Actors: Pang Yang, Shang Yaojin, Zhang Chu, Wu Xuewei. Assistance: Seven (5) shifts.
Three: Say it.
Squadron Leader: Do you listen?
Three: Listen!
Squadron Leader: Really?
Three: Really!
Squadron Leader: Are you sure?
Three: Sure.
Squadron Leader: No remorse?
Three: No remorse.
Squadron Leader: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?
Three: Do you want to talk about it?
Squadron Leader: Oh, I'm starting to talk! --What am I going to say?
Three people fainted. Squadron Leader: Ah!! That's right!
The three sat up. Squadron Leader: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
Squadron Leader: Alright, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!
Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
Squadron Leader: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!
Squadron Leader: Why don't you sleep in the dorm?
Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
Squadron Leader: Can't you sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Squadron Leader: So what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
Squadron Leader: Sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
Squadron Leader: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!
Squadron Leader: What about studying?
Two people: cold salad.
Squadron Leader: Xiao Wu, why are you talking in class?
Xiao Wu: I have nothing to do in class, so I said.
Squadron Leader: You don't say so many people after class, why do you have to talk about it in class?
Xiao Wu: I have to sleep after class.
Squadron Leader: Xiao Ai, why don't you write homework, homework is a measure of a student's ......
Xiao Ai: Quality and quality, right? I know, I wrote, you see, I wrote all my homework in it, killing three birds with one stone, a plus animals = wonderful sky. Ah, the second term of English, how beautiful......
Squadron Leader: Gotta gotcha, what a mess, quick, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ai, quickly confess the charges. Otherwise, the teacher will please.
Three: No, dear squadron leader, we're joking with you, we'll just do it.
The three of them took out the review they had already prepared, and ran away like the wind.
The squadron leader shouted: Admit it very quickly. Hey, why is this blank, don't run, you three come with me to the teacher's office.
The three had already fled.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Campus sketches.
Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.
String 7 Scene: Classroom String 7
String 6 Three: Say it. String 6
League Secretary: Do you listen? String 8
Three: Listen! String 9
Youth League Secretary: Really listen?
String 4 Three: Really!
String 6 League Secretary: OK?
String 4 three: OK.
String 1 League Secretary: No regrets? String 2
Three: No remorse. String 4
Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me? String 5
Three: Do you want to talk about it?
String 3 Group Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?
String 2: The three fainted. String 9
League Secretary: Ah!! That's right! String 2
The three sat up. String 4
Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
String 3: The three fainted again. String 5
League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!
String 4 Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
String 6 League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class? String 7 Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep! String 7
Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
String 6 Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
String 7 League Secretary: You can't sleep after class?
String 1 Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
String 6 League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
As long as you are with people who feel comfortable.
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