I m looking for a sketch line about a part time job, can that person help me?

Updated on amusement 2024-03-10
3 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    Know a little bit because I've seen it many times.

    So some lines will be memorized. Hey.

    Hope that helps.

    Start with the classic one in the middle.

    Report the name of the dish, hehe.

    Don't play tricks. I'm a mallet if I'm a mouthful

    Court jade liquor.

    One hundred and eighty cups.

    How about this wine.

    Listen to me blow it to you.

    Ahh Look at my mouth.

    A glass of your appetizer.

    I shouted beauty.

    Two cups, you don't lose kidneys.

    Haha or beautiful.

    Three cups and five cups went down.

    Make sure your little face is red and white.

    White and black.

    Black, black? Black does not flow in autumn.

    Purple does not pull a few. Blue digging digging.

    Powder. It's beautiful.

    You're scaring me to death.

    How's this wine?

    This wine is truly beautiful.

    He: Oh beautiful.

    Ahh

    What a beauty. In fact, it's the second pot head.

    Against that boiled water.

    How did you sing the truth?

    That's it, that's it

    That's how you should sing!

    Look at this dish.

    Heroes. It's not expensive at all.

    Come and have a look and try it again.

    It is particularly crispy in the mouth.

    If you don't believe it, you taste a piece of crunch not crispy.

    I ate a piece and chewed it in my mouth, and indeed it was a bit crispy.

    Why is it so crispy.

    Why is it so crispy.

    I'll ask you now.

    I? Why is it so brittle.

    Why is it so brittle.

    It's a big Robbe!

    Hey, why are you singing the truth again.

    You've heard you all the time.

    Hey! Talk to whom?

    Price Bureau, Price Bureau.

    I'm ready to open.

    She Price Bureau. What can I do?

    What to do, I'll teach you a trick.

    Take a pen. Grab the pen.

    The old man, the old man.

    Through and through? What do you mean.

    I don't even understand what it means.

    You're such a great mallet.

    Hey, she said we're two mallets.

    Sing: Walk in all directions.

    The road is long and the water is long.

    Go in all directions

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

    The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

    Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

    The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

    Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

    Student: "It's a bad day. ”

    Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

    Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

    Teacher: "Young. ”

    Student: "Old. ”

    Teacher: "Stand." ”

    Student: "Lie down".

    Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

    Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

    Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

    Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

    Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

    Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

    Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

    Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

    Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

    Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

    Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

    Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

    Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

    Student: "We're smart. ”

    Teacher: "Stop! ”

    Student: "Go ahead!" ”

    Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

    Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

    Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

    Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

    Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

    Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

    Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

    Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

    Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

    Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

    Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

    Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

    Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

    Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

    ..After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    You don't call it a sketch, you don't understand what it's called.

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