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8 hilarious philosophical stories.

One Saturday, the little monkey followed the mother monkey out to look for food, walked for a long time, and finally found a peach tree.

The little monkey said happily, "Mom, I want to eat peaches." ”

The mother said to the little monkey, "Okay, is it enough to eat 3 a day?" ”

The mother said to the little monkey again: "Is it enough to eat 9 in 3 days?" ”

The little monkey said happily: "Enough, enough, thank you Mom!" ”

The mother touched the little monkey's head and whispered, "Silly boy! ”

After eating 3 peaches, the little monkey happily went out with his friends!

The little monkey came home and asked his mother, "Where do I have 6 peaches?" ”

The little monkey said puzzledly: Didn't you say that you eat 9 in 1 day? “

Mother Monkey said, "It's 9 in 3 days, not 9 in 1 day!" ”

The little monkey scratched his head and said, "Oops, fooled!" ”

Isn't the story of this little monkey interesting?

One day, Uncle Zhao Benshan invited Lady Gaga to go to the universe on a rocket together.

When they arrive in space, they are ready to take their lunch boxes to play outside the rocket. When she got outside, Lady Gaga opened the lunch box and spilled a bowl of tomato and egg soup on her hair, and then Lady Gaga smiled and said, "Haha, I don't have to go to the hair dye shop, I can dye it here."

At this time, Uncle Zhao Benshan opened the lunch box, only to see the two meatballs inside running to his head (this is really like a beautiful girl).

This story is purely fictitious.

Today, Lady Gaga invited Uncle Zhao Benshan to eat steak, Zhao Benshan agreed, They entered the Western restaurant, Zhao Benshan opened the black laptop, and said: "I see, you eat a lot of steak, you are infected with mad cow disease, and your brain is wormed, hehe." ”

Lady Gaga and Uncle Zhao Benshan eat.

It also takes a lot of creativity to turn it into a creative story.

1. A man riding a bicycle accidentally hit a woman. The man lifted the woman up and said, "Beauty, you are so lucky!"

The beauty was furious: "You bumped me into me, and you said I was lucky?!" The man explained

You know, today I'm on vacation to ride a bicycle, usually I drive a bulldozer! ”

2. [Sentence formation] 1Saddened. Students:

It's sad to have a ditch in front of my house. Teacher's comment: I'm even sadder.

2.Naive. Students:

It's so hot in the summer. Teacher: I'm sweating.

3.Wrinkles. Students:

Daddy's eggs have wrinkles. Teacher: Please put a face in front of the egg.

4.Moreover. Students:

A train passes by, and besides, and besides. Teacher: Crush me.

5.Thriving. Students:

Xinxin proposed to Rongrong. Teacher: Early love still wants to get married early!

Me: "Boss, is your stir-fried oil and wheat vegetable a meat dish or a vegetarian dish?"

Boss: "Of course it's a vegetarian dish."

Me: "So what's going on with this worm?"

Boss: "Uh......It's also here to eat. ”

Me: "Why should I pay for it?" I don't know it! ”

The boss cried and said, "It lost its life for this meal, can you still ask it to AA system?" ”

There was a thief who said to a child that my name is Tease You, and the thief stole his clothes. The child said to his mother, "Mom has stolen my clothes." Mom asked her what her name was?

Fun for you. Mom thought she was joking and said she was playing. The child was anxious and said to his mother seriously, someone stole my clothes, and he called you to play.

Mom went out to take a look, only to find out that the real clothes had been stolen.

Do you have a shoulder injury? Well? I'm wondering if it's a past life. Thousands of times of rubbing shoulders. In exchange for my encounter with you in this life.