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The zodiac once went to a meeting on a boat, and on the way there were storms and waves, and it was necessary to reduce the weight of the boat, that is, to throw two of them into the sea.

After deliberation, it was decided to solve this cruel problem in a light-hearted way: that is, to take turns telling jokes, and whoever told the joke would be thrown into the sea if one of the other listeners did not laugh. After the rules were made, they all chose to remain silent because they were not confident in their stories and were afraid of being thrown away.

Niu was the most honest, couldn't hold the stalemate and dullness of the atmosphere, and couldn't help but tell the first joke. Unexpectedly, the joke of the cow was really good, and the other members laughed except for the giraffe. The cow was innocent, and according to the rules, after all, there was a member who didn't laugh, so he was thrown into the sea.

The giraffe was decided to be the second to speak, because he thought the cow was not ridiculous. The giraffe stood in front of everyone, thought for a while, and suddenly laughed, and leaned forward and backwards while holding his stomach. Everyone was stunned and asked him what was going on, and he said:

Just now, just ,..Which story is told by the cow, haha, it's so funny.

This is one of the most classic jokes in my opinion!!

One day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest and met the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf didn't say a word and grabbed the little white rabbit and hit it, and the little white rabbit asked "Why did you hit me?" The big bad wolf said "I told you not to wear a hat, I told you not to wear a hat".

The next day, the little white rabbit wore a hat and walked in the forest, and met the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf didn't say a word and grabbed the little white rabbit and beat it, and the little white rabbit asked, "Why do you still beat me when I wear a hat?" The big bad wolf said "I told you to wear a hat, I told you to wear a hat".

After being beaten, the little white rabbit thought that it was not a way to go on like this, so he ran to the tiger king and complained, "The king, the king, the big bad wolf bullied me, he beat me when I wore a hat, and he beat me if I didn't wear a hat."

After listening to the cry of the little white rabbit, the tiger king said, "I know, I will talk to the big bad wolf".

After the little white rabbit left, the tiger king called the big bad wolf, "Why are you hitting the little white rabbit".

The big bad wolf "wants to hit him for no reason".

Tiger King: "If you want to beat him, you have to find a better excuse, for example, if you ask him to find you a girl, and he finds a beautiful one, you say you want to be ugly." He came looking for an ugly one, and you said you wanted to be pretty. It's never too late to fight like this."

Big Bad Wolf "......

Tiger King: "Or if you ask him to find you a beautiful woman, he finds a fat one and you say you want to be thin, and he finds a thin one and you say you want to be fat, isn't there a reason to beat him?" ”

The big bad wolf said yes again and again, but he didn't expect the conversation between the tiger king and the big bad wolf to be heard by the little white rabbit outside the door.

On the third day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest and met the big bad wolf.

Big bad wolf "Little White Rabbit, go find me a girl".

White Rabbit: "Do you want to be beautiful or ugly?" ”

The big bad wolf thought, "Hey, how does he know what I want to do," and then he says, "Forget it, you go find me a beautiful woman."

White Rabbit: "Do you want a fat or skinny one?" ”

The big bad wolf scratched his ears and cheeks and paced in place twice, grabbed the little white rabbit and hit "I told you not to wear a hat, I told you not to wear a hat...

1 It is said that two mentally ill people managed to escape from the mental hospital.

But you have to climb over 100 walls to get to the road.

They climbed 60 walls together, and one of them asked the other, "Dude, are you tired?" ”

He said, "It's not tiring, let's go on."

When they reached the 99th wall, one of them asked another, "Man, are you tired?" ”

So they flipped back again.

2 And one day they met God while they were shopping! They said to God that they had all died miserably, and they wanted to let them go to heaven! God reluctantly said that there were now too many occupants of heaven and it was full.

But now there is still a spot! Say, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven!

So, the first ghost began to say ......

I was a cleaner when I was alive. It's hard work! From morning to night!

One day, I was cleaning glass outside a building! It's the kind of high-altitude dangerous work that hangs outside!

On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell! I thought, it's over! I'm going to die!

But survival instincts keep me scratching unconsciously! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony, on the 13th floor. I thought, saved! So I wanted to climb up after I had recovered my strength!

Suddenly, someone grabbed my hand, and I fell down again! I thought, I'm really done now!

However, my life should not be decided, there is a tent under me to catch me, I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my previous life!

I want to wait for the strength to go down. Unbeknownst to me, a refrigerator fell from above and smashed me to death!

The second ghost said ......

I was a clerk when I was alive. Everything is fine, I have a wife and it's beautiful. Great figure!

But it's a bit watery. I have a slight heart condition. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and her clothes disheveled. There must be adulterers. So I searched all over the house, in the kitchen, in the toilet, but I couldn't find it.

When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing, and I thought: Adulterer! So he took his hand.

I thought, 13th floor! Look at the fall that doesn't kill you!

As a result, when I looked, I didn't die! Caught in the tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house, went into the kitchen, and found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw it down.

Finally stoned him to death! I was so happy! Laughing out loud.

Who knew that the heart muscle was so choked with laughter that he died laughing!

The third ghost said ......

I was a thug when I was alive, but I didn't do anything bad! One day I went to a female friend's house and hung out! Just finished running errands, her husband suddenly returned!

I've got to find a place to hide. So I searched for the kitchen and the toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator, and he actually threw the refrigerator down from the 13th floor!

I just fell to death with a refrigerator!