I want Lu Su. I changed it once when I played other numbers in the past, and now I still want it, wh

If you want to jump off a building, if you want to turn into a meat sauce, please go to the tenth floor, if you want to have a good time, please go to the ninth floor, if you still want to catch your breath, please go to the eighth floor, if you still want to struggle, please go to the seventh floor, if you still want to leave a last word, please go to the sixth floor, if you just want to be disabled, please go to the fifth floor, if you just want to be hospitalized, please go to the fourth floor, if you just want to be scary, please go to the third floor, if you are just interested, please go to the second floor, if you want to be scolded for neuropathy, please go to the basement! ~~

Two drunks walked on the railroad tracks, and one complained, "Why is this staircase not finished!" The other snorted and said, "Its armrests are still so low."

The centipede was bitten by a snake and had to be amputated to prevent the spread of venom! The centipede thought: Fortunately, there are many legs!

The doctor comforted: Brother, if you want to open something, you will be an earthworm in the future!

A farmer kills chickens tomorrow and feeds them at night and says, "Eat it, it's your last meal!" On the second day, I saw that the chicken had fallen down and left a suicide note: Ye has eaten rat poison, don't want to eat Ye, Ye is not easy to with!

The roosters chased the hens and crowed, and the eyes of a rooster were red and silent, and the hens were moved. Newlywed, Hen: You're so cool, why didn't you bark at the time? Rooster: I drank too much ...... that dayFear of vomiting

Don't laugh at me for being skinny, I'm covered in muscles.

Meat; Don't look at my thin shoulders, what I have is strength, those ordinary little girls and little boys, even three or five combined, I don't pay attention to it.

Like me, a talented young man, known as the 'girl killer', even if he goes to the street to ask for food, he will watch the excitement with a beautiful woman, just catch one at random, how can he not find a wife?

If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a woman and marry a man like me.

Human life is like, sometimes you have tried so hard that all you can do is fart.

On Valentine's Day, a man bought a famous watch worth tens of thousands of yuan, and said while wearing it, don't envy others, Lao Tzu is worthy of you.

A and B slept on the same quilt, A sneezed and sprayed B's face, B said: If there is a situation, say it in advance, and after a while, A says prepare! B hurriedly got into the bed, only to hear a bang, A let out a fart.

During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you led the whole army, with a pot lid on your head, a sack on your body, a plastic bag around your waist, two cans in your hands, and two cabbages on your feet, and shouted in the raging war:"Collect the rags.

The crow and his wife were in the tree, and there was a sheep under the tree, and then a wolf came, and only heard a terrible scream, and the male crow opened his eyes and asked the female crow, "What is the matter down there, and the mother crow: The sheep down there is dead."

Ask grandpa for gifts.

John Jr. (praying aloud): "God, let them send me a big box of chocolates on my birthday!" ”

Mother: "What are you yelling, be quiet, God can hear you." ”

Little John: "I know, but my grandfather next door can't hear me." ”

Walnut. An old woman sat on a chair in the park, and a small child approached.

Mother-in-law, are your teeth okay? ”

It's no longer good, it's all gone. ”

So the child took out a pack of walnuts and said, "Please take one for me, and I'll go play." ”

Lie down and swim on your back. Mom saw Tom running out with his swimsuit as soon as he got home from school.

Mom: "It's good that you have a stomachache, don't go swimming today!" ”

Tom: "It's okay, I can swim on my back." ”

One day, Xiao Ming went to the park with his mother to walk around and saw a very"Fat"The person (pregnant woman) Xiao Ming was very strange and said:"Mom, why is this person so fat? "Mom said:

She is pregnant and has a small child in her belly. "Xiao Ming was very surprised:"How can she eat people! "

(1) 100 bad jokes.

1: Once upon a time, there was a man fishing and caught a squid.

1.An alcoholic cow fell on a piece of and asked for 4 words: the drunken cow in history (the best cow in history) 2

What is love? Answer: Love is lonely (Eskimo)3

A: Because of the tsunami (laughs).

5.Which song has 3 names in it? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (I, Bush, Huang Rong) 6Mom gave birth to a conjoined baby, my sister's name is Mary, what is that sister's name? Answer: It's called Monroe (Mary Lane. Monroe).

7.Who gave the water of forgetfulness? Answer: Aha. There is no song that sings: Aha, give me a glass of forgetfulness.

8.What do you do at 12 o'clock in the evening? Answer: To hold Buddha's feet (zero time Buddha's feet) 9Kitten, puppy and duckling, who will be called up first to endorse? Answer: Puppies, because Wangwangxian (first) back.

One day the red bean cake was in a car accident, and the last words he said before he died were: "Ah! It turns out that I made bean paste! ”

**Is there an angel to buy it? Answer: Taiwan, because Taiwan has a tobacco and alcohol (angel) public sale bureau (Xiao Jingteng once said) One day, a man asked outside the cave:

Yes). The next day, the newspaper reported that a certain cave had unfortunately died. (It's a cold to the North Pole joke).

An old peasant drove a donkey into the city, a donkey.

Running a red light will result in a fine of 10 yuan. The old farmer drank the donkey: "You think you are a military vehicle!" Dare to run a red light".

After walking a few steps, the donkey knocked over a fruit stall and lost 20 yuan, and the old farmer was even more angry: "Do you think you are a worker ** manager, and you can lift whomever you want."

The old farmer led the donkey home, passing by a green meadow, and the donkey gnawed the grass, and was fined 30 yuan.

The old peasant was very angry and scolded: "Do you think you are going to the countryside to inspect the group, and you can eat wherever you go."

After the old farmer scolded and led the donkey to the river to drink water, but the donkey was stubborn and raised his neck and refused to drink, and the old farmer became angry: "You think you are in heaven and earth, and you won't drink without a young lady." The donkey turned around and ran, a fishing net was dried on the shore, the donkey was broken, and the fisherman claimed 500 yuan, and the old farmer said with tears in his eyes

Do you think this is China Telecom, it costs so much money to surf the Internet", the donkey turned around and kicked the old farmer, and the old farmer couldn't help but scold: "Do you think you are the leader of the group, you can kick whoever you want." The donkey was so angry that he no longer paid attention to the old peasant, and became very silent, and the old peasant said:

yes, you think this is in a QQ group, you can stay silent all day." The old farmer nagged and accused the donkey all the way, and when he passed by a mountain cliff, the donkey couldn't stand the nagging and jumped down. The old farmer cried sadly

You think it's at Foxconn, you can jump if you want!

Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

The latest development of an intelligent intelligence measuring machine.

A sticks his head in, and the machine says, "Intelligence 80."

B sticks his head in, and the machine says, "Intelligence 90".

C sticks his head in, and the machine says, "The instrument is precious, don't put the stone in it."

Bad jokes ......

A man was scolded by others for looking like an onion, so he cried ......A man was scolded by others for brushing his hair like a kite, and he was so angry that he ran to tell the teacher, and he flew ...... as he ran

A couple slipped down the street, and the girl said, my legs are so sore, and the boy hurriedly said, Oh, did you step on a lemon ......Ultra-cold.

There are two crows chatting in the tree, a male and a female, and a sheep grazing under the tree. Suddenly the sheep died, and the she-crow said to the male, "The sheep down there is dead." The male crow slid down and pounced.