It s okay to ask a master to adapt Grateful Heart about lemons to be funny

Question: What can I do if the monitor keeps shaking slightly?

Provenance inquiry.

Excuse me: How to practice "inviolability against all poisons"?

A: Why don't you come to China to try food?! Seven steps of black belt guarantee for 10 years!

I ask you: Why do Chinese students study English so hard?

Answer: In order to learn Chinese desperately for foreigners in the future, it is difficult to kill him!

Excuse me: Chinese and foreigners blow on the train, and Americans smoke cigars, take a puff and throw them away. A Japanese devil beats Big Brother, and he knocks it out after the fight. The Chinese are not rich, how to blow it?

Answer: He threw another Chinese out of the car and said triumphantly: "There are many of us Chinese!" ”

Hold (I) make it up myself:

Q: Are you better than Zhang Ziyi?

Answer: Gripping (me) is dirtier than dirty (chapter) Ziyi (chapter)!

Don't cheat. Grasp (I) rate.

Q: What is the relationship between the mobile operating system and the operating platform? Here's an example!

A: What is the relationship between you and your brother's brother, what is the relationship between themQ: Will the external keypad be infected with the virus??

A: Probably not, did you bring it back from the hospital?

This is also hilarious??

There is no technical content at all.

It's almost the New Year, I want to do some New Year's goods, I have a pig and a donkey, do you say I kill the pig or the donkey first?

This one is okay, right?

Q: The head is so big.

A: It's huge, indeed.

Girls care about the happiness of the second half of their lives, and boys care about the happiness of the lower body...wei letter swish|Laughing and talking about the wind.

The new world of funny marches is king.

The day before Singles' Day, someone confessed to me...

First, the traditional way of drinking agave is very special and requires a lot of skill.

Start by sprinkling salt on the back of your hand, holding a small glass of pure tequila with your thumb and forefinger, and holding a slice of lemon between your ring and middle fingers. Quickly lick the salt from the tiger's mouth, then drink the wine, and then take a bite of the lemon slices, the whole process is in one go, both in terms of flavor and drinking technique, it is a must.

In addition, tequila is also suitable for drinking neat after the town, or with a large block. Its unique flavor makes it more suitable for making all kinds of cocktails.

Second, it is wrong to lick a little salt, lick the lemon and then take a small sip, the order is wrong, it should be licking the salt first, then drinking, and finally licking the lemon.

close I used to see Cubans drink it by pouring it into a glass and then putting a layer of salt on the rim of the glass.

First of all, please ** wonderful song and dance "Chinese Words"! Wow, this energetic song and dance has attracted a lot of admiration from the audience, so let's take a look at the dance "Grateful Heart". This song "Grateful Heart" really touches people's heartstrings, after thanksgiving, let's enjoy the famous "Nobody> dance.

After watching so many dances, let's change our tastes, so let's enjoy the "Double Reed" performance. Wow, this ** is really pleasant, okay, we feel the flavor of our country, and then let's experience the exotic style - "Indian Dance"! Oh, dance has a different charm, each dance can bring you a different feeling, let's feel the flavor of dance again, please watch the "Tik Tok" dance.

Okay, I'm here to go, oops, it's not easy to create this!