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Anonymous users2024-02-06Content from user: Universal Library.
Teacher's Day Thanksgiving sketch script.
Narrator: In the process of growing up, there are many people and things to be thankful for, and the parents who nurtured us are the people we should repay the most.
The teachers who teach us diligently are the people we should be most grateful for, but some students often mislead the teachers about their good intentions... The students of the second (3rd) class of the middle school of Buguang Middle School have welcomed another teacher after the semester, and this is their 15th teacher...
Leung: Ladies and gentlemen, big news, big news! The head teacher was angry with us again, and our class was replaced by a new class! I heard that the surname is Hou.
Old; This is good, just walked a "sheep" and a "monkey".
Zeng: What kind of monkey does he care? Even if Sun Wukong comes, he has to go back to Huaguo Mountain. Liang: Okay! gritting his teeth and not relaxing, he is in the chaos of work. Thousands of persuasions are right, and whoever comes is angry. Yes!
Teacher; :(Action) into the classroom: "Go to class!" ”
Zeng: Rise, stand up.
Teacher: Hello students, please be seated. First of all, I would like to introduce myself, I am your new class teacher. Today we are commenting on the results of your class in the monthly exam papers. Hey, hey (a little expression on his face).
Chen: Ah! It's time to stir-fry shredded pork on a bamboo board again tonight.
Zeng and Liang: What do you mean by that?
Chen: Do you know? Every time I return home after the exam, I score less than 80 points in women's singles, 70 points in men's singles, and 60 points in mixed doubles. I'm going to die this time.
Teacher: Don't talk about it, and carefully analyze the reasons why you didn't do well in the exam. Write me a written reflection, and the feeling must be profound.
I haven't complained yet, but you have complained about the sketch script: 2015 Thanksgiving Teacher Sketch Script, Teacher's Day Sketch Script. Ay!
There are no students like you.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly
Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad?
Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly
And what about me at night? The students shouted in unison, "Teacher, it's okay at night!"
The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" The students shouted in unison
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, teacher! The teacher said, "Sit down!"
Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. Teacher;
The weather is good today. Student: "It's bad weather today.
Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. Student:
There were clouds everywhere. Teacher: "The road is crowded with people.
Student: "The road is empty. Teacher;
Young. Student: "Old."
Teacher: "Stand." Student:
Lying down" Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. Student:
There was an old man lying on the road. Teacher: "I picked up one dollar."
Student: "I lost a dollar." Teacher;
I picked up a dollar and handed it to the teacher. Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher."
Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" Student:
That's right, it should be said that! Teacher: "Wrong."
Student: "Correct. Teacher;
It's not okay, it's illegal! Student: "That's okay, it's legal!"
Teacher: "I said it wrong. Student:
We are right. Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher says is correct!"
Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" Teacher;
You are stupid. Student: "We're smart.
Teacher: "Stop! Student:
Go on! Teacher: "Stop now!"
Stop it! Student: "Let's move on now!"
And more! Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!"
Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" Teacher;
Listen to the teacher! Student: "Teacher listens to us!"
Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" Student:
Teachers have to listen to their students! Teacher: "Now stop practicing!"
Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" Teacher;
Are you all endless? Student: "We have a beginning and an end!"
Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig!
Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented!
From knowing netizens: tangjia123324 View the original question Sketch between teachers and students.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04It's funny, but it also reflects the theme, you won't look it up on the Internet?
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Can you add to the scare. I didn't get it! Do you want to write a screenwriting sketch?
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