Thanksgiving sketch script, a little shorter 5

Woman: Husband, husband, I'm back, I'm not at home, my husband is the director of a detention center, he is a person who is not at home, not good, and often not at home, working overtime, people are very ugly, especially in the past few years, she has always lied, when it comes to the salary, she is allowed to say that the money is lost, and she will lose 200, so what about the loss of the right, it has been lost for four or five years, you say, this may be true? I just don't care about him, you don't know, my husband is very affordable, he can't lie, today is the day of salary, I don't believe that the first thing he said when he came back was to say, wife, it's not good, the money is lost.

It's back. Male :: Wife, wife, no, the money is lost.

Woman: How much have you lost?

Male :: 200.

Female: Lose another 200.

Male :: Well, wife, I'm really, like a fart and broke my waist.

Woman: What?

Male: It's unlucky, it's too unlucky.

Sketch "Fighting Wisdom".

Location: School classrooms.

Characters: Teacher, Student 1, Student 2

Background: Classroom, conversation and Q&A between students and teachers during class.

Plot: The person who pretends to be a teacher: Today we are going to review the famous sayings and names in ancient poems, and I am going to start today's learning by asking questions from the teacher. I ask the students questions, I say the first sentence of the poem, and the students say the next sentence, is it okay?

The students said in unison: Yes!

Teacher: Since ancient times, no one has died.

Student: Since ancient times, who has no, and who has no paper for poop.

Teacher: (angry) It's that student, say such immoral things, stand up for me!

Student: (stands up) it's me).

Teacher: (very angry) You're making such a mess, you stand up for me in this class. We have to get this done, or we don't want to get through it. Never!

Teacher: Since ancient times, no one has died.

Student: Since ancient times, who has no, and who has no paper for poop. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your thumb.

At this time, the teacher looked out the window, thought about it, and remembered that it would snow in winter, so he asked a question).

Teacher: It snowed on the ground and didn't rain, but the snow turned into rain on the ground. When it rains, it's troublesome, why didn't it rain in the first place?

Xiao Ming stood up and said).

Xiao Ming: The teacher doesn't eat when he eats, and the rice turns into in the stomach. How troublesome it is when it becomes, why didn't you eat in the first place.

That's the teacher, I want to punish Xiao Ming on the spot! His hands were trembling, and his face was still pretending to be smiling, so he wanted to be ashamed of Xiao Ming).

Teacher: The river is flowing to **?

Xiao Ming: The river flows eastward!

Teacher: How many stars are there in the sky?

Xiao Ming: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou!

Teacher: Get out of here!

Xiao Ming: Let's go!

The teacher is helpless).

Teacher: Are you sick?

Xiao Ming: You have me, I have everything!

Teacher: Try singing again!

Student: The road is uneven and roars all your life!

Teacher: Do you believe that I want to flatten you?

Student: Shoot when it's time to shoot!

The teacher really couldn't bear it anymore and had nothing to say)

Teacher: I'll let you quit school!

Student: Storming Jiuzhou!

Haha the whole class was in a stir, and the teacher walked out of the classroom).