I can t stand the cross talk script, rush and rush and hurry

Cross talk - a "big" thing.

A: Yesterday there was a big incident in our school, do you know?

B: I don't know. Yesterday I happened to be sick and didn't go to school.

A: It's scary. I witnessed it with my own eyes, and I was so scared that I almost ran out of pees.

B: Ah! What is so scary? Tell me about it!

A: You have to listen to me start slowly.

B: Don't sell it.

A: It happened yesterday morning at 9:59:60 ......

B: You said 10 o'clock and it was over!

A: At that time, Mr. Wu was teaching our class. The students listened very attentively and carefully. The classroom was silent, so quiet that you could hear a needle falling on the ground, but unfortunately no one was carrying a needle at that time.

B: Ahem! A:

At this moment, sitting by the window, I saw several teachers on campus, looking up at the sky with interest. After a while, several people were gathered. After a while, dozens more people were around.

After a while, hundreds of ...... gathered around

B: Wait, how can we have so many teachers in our school?

A: Heh, it seems to be a preschool kid later.

B: Look at it clearly!

A: Mr. Wu is staring at me, can I see clearly?

B: Tell me, what's going on?

A: I also looked up, but there was a floor slab above my head, and there was nothing.

B: Nonsense. Say it! What's going on?

A: I saw the sky overcast, there was no sun, and I couldn't see ......the starsB: Why are you talking so much nonsense!

A: At this moment, the heavens, suddenly ......It doesn't seem to be thunder.

B: What? Is it an airplane**?

A: No. B: Was it a rocket crash in the United States?

A: No. B: Did the aliens hit the telephone pole?

A: Not really.

B: Oh, tell me, you're killing me!

A: Time passes by second. You said that Mr. Wu is too, he doesn't delay any class, but he just drags on this class. At that moment, ...... fell from the skyGuess what's dropping?

B: I guess?!

A: No. It's smaller than that.

A: Smaller.

B: A coal truck?

A: Small dots. B: Carriage?

A: No matter how small. B: Bicycles?

A: Not true. What do you think about eating?

B: Did you say it earlier? - Whooper swans?

A: No, moisture-containing ......

B: Big winter melon?

A: A little bit of a door, a little bit smaller.

B: Watermelon? A: Smaller.

B: Tomatoes?

A: Small dots. B: Oranges?

A: Small dots. B: Grapes?

A: Smaller.

B: Still young? I can't guess!

A: Stupid, it's ......

B: What exactly?

A: Snowflakes. B: It's snowing!

A: Our family is a family of braggarts!

B: Our family is still a professional braggadocio!

A: Our family brags that we don't pay taxes.

B: Our family brags and doesn't pay yet!

A: It's not blowing, I was born to go to the toilet.

B: Crawling?

A: Who is born to crawl?

B: So how do you get there?

A: The bed is like a toilet!

B: It's called bedwetting!

A: I'll be running in three months.

B: That must be a freak!

A: My mom went to work in three months, so I had to run from my grandmother's house to my grandmother's house.

B: Just run!

A: If you want to brag, I'm no one better than me.

B: I don't believe it, but you have the ability to compare with me?

A: Than bragging? No problem!

B: If you want to say that this is a lot of food, I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!

A: I can eat eight catties of dumplings in one meal!

B: Oops, I have a fever!

A: Oops, I have a fever too!

B: I covered a quilt when I went to bed at night, and when I saw it the next day, it burned a big hole!

A: When I went to bed at night, I had a handful of corn in my hand, and when I saw it the next day, it was all popcorn!

B: I'm taller than a tree!

A: I'm taller than a building!

B: I have my head up to the sky, my feet on the ground, and I can reach out to grab a big plane!

A: My upper lip is against the sky, and my lower lip is against the ground!

B: What about your face?

A: No!

B Wow!!

A: Come again.

B: What else do you want to brag?

A: I'm a very capable person!

B What are you capable of?

A: I am a man who can read with my ears.

B. You didn't ask me what I was capable of, did you?

A: What are you capable of?

B I eat a lot through my nose.

A: Then I can use my armpits to find minerals.

B: I can use my throat and eyes to generate electricity.

A: I can see people through the wall.

B I can see your money through your clothes.

A: I invited my classmates to dinner last night!

B: I also invited my classmates to dinner last night!

A: Why do you keep learning from me!

B: Come on! A: It's going bad when you're eating. I swallowed my chopsticks!

B: I'm eating and I'm going to be bad! I'm going to swallow the spoon!

A: I'm eating and eating and I'm going bad! I bit off a piece of the plate.

B: I'm eating and I'm going to be bad! I'll take a bite off the big bowl!

A: I'm eating and eating and I'm going bad! I've bitten the table off!

B: I'm eating and I'm going to be bad! I bite ......I'm biting my nose off!

A: Huh? Are you enough?

B I bite on my stilts! Can you handle it?

A cut, is it possible?

B I brag about an ancestral recipe.

A: I can blow the square into a circle.

B I can blow the short into the long.

A: I can make the ugly beautiful.

B I can blow the dead into the living.

A: You're too good, aren't you?

B: Keep blowing!

A: Let me tell you, our family is a braggart workshop.

B: Our home is a braggart factory.

A: Our family is blowing **.

B Our family is a braggart tolas.

A: Our home is the center of the world's bragging.

B We ......Oh! By the way, your center is still blown out by our family.

An unlucky man.

Everyone is unlucky again, but unlucky people have their own misfortunes. This time I'm going to talk about such an unlucky man. This is a story I heard on the radio in my hometown.

The protagonist of the story is a Californian who loves to ride motorcycles. One day, he was washing his motorcycle in the garden with diesel. Not to mention how happy I am.

After washing the car, he planned to drive the car from the garden to the garage. But he forgot that the car was still in gear. Some motorcycles are still in gear, and they just walk together.

He holds the handlebar in one hand and starts the car with the other. The car had started and immediately rushed forward with him, and it happened to hit the glass wall in front of him, and his body was full of glass ballast, and the injury was not light. When his wife heard the loud noise, she ran to the garden to take a look and immediately dialed 911.

After a while, two men from 911 came and carried him away. After several hours, he and his wife returned in an ambulance. When he was returned, he was mummified.

His wife cleaned up her things and poured diesel down the toilet bowl without flushing it. After a while, the mummy-like man wanted to smoke, and just wanted to make it easier again. He went to the toilet to take Zheng, and before he opened the pee, he threw the cigarette butt into the toilet first.

Hey, the last book said that his wife poured diesel into the toilet and didn't flush it yet. With a loud bang, he flew out, and behold, the mummy became African. His wife heard another loud noise, ran to the bathroom, and dialed 911 again.

I don't know why it's so inch, it's still those two people who come to 911. The two of them wondered at the time (making expressions): Huh?

Why is this place so familiar? And this person, why is he so familiar? One of them asked his wife, who made it clear what had happened.

911 The two laughed. Before that, they were carrying stretchers, and there were wounded on them. They laughed and threw the stretcher on the ground in one fell swoop, and the wounded man was too unlucky!!

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