How do you translate this little story? Thank you

Roughly talking about a crowded supermarket.

It's the day of the **. Rumors about ** caused a long queue to form outside the supermarket at 8:30 a.m.

A small man was trying to squeeze to the front of the line, only to be squeezed back and caught in the middle of the noisy line. As the man tried to make a second effort, his jaw was bleeding and he was once again pushed to the back of the line. As he stood up, he said to the man at the back of the line.

You didn't finish the last sentence. Added: as he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line," that does it!

if they hit me one more time, i won't open the store!"

On the day of the sale, the news of the sale was mainly due to the spread of the discount (and some advertisements in the local newspaper), so by the time the opening time was 8:30, there was a long queue in front of the mall.

A small man squeezed to the front of the line, but unexpectedly squeezed back again, mixed with all kinds of loud scolding. The man tried a second time, and this time it was good, he was punched in the jaw, beaten many times, and finally thrown back to the back of the group. He got up and said to the man in the back of the line

I've had enough! If they want to move me again, I won't open the store! ”

It's the day of the big sale. Rumors of a fire sale (local ** advertisement) are the main reason for the formation of a long line at 8:30, when the store opens, in front of the store.

A small man squeezed to the front of the line, but was pushed back and cursed. On his second attempt, he was hit the chin, smacked, and thrown to the finish. He stood up and said to the last person.

In the forest, there was an old tiger. He doesn't like to look for food on his own. He gave him something to eat every day for the eof critters.

One morning, the tiger was hungry. He said to a monkey, "I'm hungry, get me something to eat." "I can't," said the monkey, "there's another tiger in this forest."

He is younger and stronger than you. He told me not to bring you anything. "What?

The tiger yelled, "Another tiger? I want to see him. I'll tell him.

Come with me," said the monkey, "look at him." "The monkey took the tiger to a big river. Look at the water and say:

Monkeys". There he is! See his head?

Look at his big teeth. Is he older than you? "Uh......!

So you tell the monkey not to give me anything! "Uh......! I'll kill you! After saying these words, the tiger jumped into the river, and he never came out again.

Hahaha. Goodbye," laughed monkey, and he was gone.

In the forest, there is a tiger that often goes in search of food on its own. He eats what the little animals bring him every day to eat.

One morning, the tiger was very hungry. The monkey said, "I'm hungry, and the monkey brings me something to eat." ”

I can't do it, there's a tiger, it's young, it's stronger than you, and he won't let me bring you food. "What? Tiger, another tiger "Tiger said: "Monkey", is there another tiger?

He said, "I want to see him." I'll talk to him. With me, the tiger, the monkey said, "You will see himself." “

The monkey led the tiger to a big river.

Look at the water", says the monkey. "He's there! His head is in the water: "Is he bigger than you?" ”

Ah! "Then why did you tell the monkey not to bring me food! Ah! I'll kill you! With these words, the tiger jumped into the river, and he did not come out again.

Hahaha. Goodbye, tiger," laughing monkey, stay away from him.