Eager for some funny and humorous questions about the sharp turn of the brain??

1.Question: What is the pencil's last name?

2.Question: What line do orangutans hate the most?

Reason: Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

3. Question: What will become of the unicorn when it reaches the North Pole?

Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin).

4.Question: How do you calm a sparrow?

Reason: Silent (silent pressing).

5.Question: Who ran the fastest in history?

Reason: Said Cao Cao Cao arrived.

6.Question: Who is Mi's mother?

Answer: Flowers. Reason: Peanuts.

7. Question: What is the value of Xiaobai and Xiaobai?

Answer: Equal to the White Rabbit.

Reason: Little white two

8.Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Reason: Coaxing in.

9 Question: What should I do if I come out again?

Reason: Still coaxing.

What did a fat man fall from the thirteenth floor become.

Dead fatty.

What to do when rice is cooked? (Let's start eating...)

Chinese pigs go to the United States, what does it become when they walk? The answer is pig.

If you adopt, you'll be told all. Let's start with a few:

One mile plus one mile equals one kilometer.

2 What became of a pig in England?

Its English: one pig

If you adopt me, ask me for help, and I'll tell you again.

Add one: Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? (Answer: because he was afraid of biting his fingers).

1 The sun is pregnant and plays a song "It's all the moon's fault".

2 Sun and Moon Date Play a song "The Stars Shine".

3 A woman peeks at a man taking a bath and plays a song "What a Big Tree".

4 10 men peeking at 5 women taking a bath Playing an idiom Colorful 5 Are the dumplings male or female Male.

Brain-: Why do white sheep eat more than black sheep? [Answer: Because there are more white sheep than black sheep in the world].

42 brain-: Xiao Wang went to a meeting at noon, why didn't he see half a figure? [Answer: There is no half of a shadow.] 】

43 Brain-: Is there any way to make the eyebrows grow under the eyes? 【Answer:To Li】44 Brain-: Xiao Ming drew a big circle, do you know where to start when drawing a circle? [Answer: Start with the tip of the pen] 45

Two people went to play and unfortunately fell into the well, and the dead one is called a dead man, or what is it called? Answer: Call for help.

There was a puffer fish that was bored, so he swam and swam and later, he swam to the sea and became a dolphin.

Hahaha, it's so funny, it makes me laugh.