Humorous graduation speech, humorous and funny graduation speech

I went to college. But I didn't go to college.

Humorous and funny, Bi Chunpi gave a speech.

When you graduate, don't come back to me!

1. Students, you go first, I still have something to do

2. Eat fatty meat every day and be a groom every night.

3. If you are a shooting star, I will wait for you; If you're a satellite, I'll install you; It's a pity that you're a gorilla, so I have to visit you in the zoo.

4. Love you until you get married!

5. The relationship with you can be described by the curve of the higher order equation ......

6. Be the boss in the future, be the boss if you can't be the boss, be the boss lady, and be the boss if you can't be the boss!

7. When you see a handsome guy, you have to think of me.

8. If you want to go, just tell me, how do you know I want to leave if you don't say it? Did you say I wouldn't let you go? There's no way I won't let you go, and I'll tell you: go all the way!

9. We are an occasional ...... on the rivers and lakesThen, forget about each other.

10. Even if you ——— you——— although ——— but ——— if you ——— we ——— ——— because of ———

Conceive for yourself) May the friendship last forever!

The humorous graduation message is as follows:

1. Recently, the weather has been cool, and it is foggy if it is not cool. Zhuge Chibi borrowed the east wind, and I took advantage of the cold wave to send blessings. When the cold wave comes, the blessing comes, and the blessing carries a cotton jacket inside. When it's cold, wear it to keep you warm, and I wish you good health forever!

2. I've had a crush on you for a long time, I love the color of your clothes, your flowing hair, your red lips, your voice, can you have a cup of coffee with me on the weekend. Sorry for the wrong text.

3. The future is long and resting; The heart is also heavy, let go; The affairs are many and complicated, slowly; There's a lot of fun, play; The Spring Festival is coming, gathering; There are many relatives and friends, take a walk; The mountains and rivers are more magnificent, turn around. Happy Holidays!

4. A dime can't buy mellow coffee, a dime can't buy delicate roses, and a dime can't buy sweet chocolate, but a dime can convey my thoughts and blessings to you! It's cold, pay attention to your body!

5. At night, in the face of the lonely lamp, I fell into indescribable thoughts, and when I couldn't get rid of it, I wandered on the beach and grass where we walked, facing the stars and the moon, calling to you!

1. Life is my big fat pig, and death is also my pork belly.

2. In all the scenery that makes people happy, there are you.

3. Girlfriends, we are together for the rest of our lives, and we will not be separated for the rest of our lives!

4. If you fall, I can help you up, but you have to make me laugh for a while.

6. Dislike each other all the way, but they don't give up together.

7. Make an appointment to meet, so that the days before and after the meeting can be stained with light and become a good day.

8. Girlfriends, they should laugh together, go crazy together, make trouble together, and tide together!

9. What is friendship? You have been mentally disabled for many years, but I will never give up.

10. Our relationship is that the groom is unknown, but the bridesmaids have been decided.

11. Friends walk together for a lifetime, and whoever has an object is a dog.

12, we are best friends, we don't know each other when we take off our makeup and walk on the road.

13. Single sisters walk together, whoever gets off the single first is the dog.

14. You have a bottle and I have a bottle, see who can't do it.

15. Plastic sister flowers, although fake, will never wither.

16. Time is not old, we will not disperse, the sky will not be blue, and I will not be absent.

17. They are busy and care about each other.