Short Teacher s Day jokes, Teacher s Day jokes

1.When handing in homework to an art teacher, one student handed in only a blank piece of paper. The teacher asked

What about painting? The student replied, "Here?"

He said, pointing to the blank paper. Teacher: "What are you drawing?"

Student: "Cows eat grass." Teacher:

What about grass? Student: "The cow has run out."

Teacher: "What about the cow?" Student:

The grass has run out, and what are the cows still standing there for? ” 2.Mrs. Mary was sued in court for violating traffic laws by running a red light.

She felt uneasy, afraid of some punishment.

The judge stared at Mrs. Mary for a moment and asked

Are you Mrs. Mary?

Yes, sir.

Have you ever been a teacher at a primary school in the western part of the city?

Oh, yes. How do you know?

The judge smiled, I used to be your student before.

Mrs. Mary was overjoyed, and she was not afraid of any severe punishment.

The judge laughed again, then continued, ......

I've been waiting for this day for more than 20 years, and now I'm punishing you for copying it a hundred times." ”

Teacher: "Tell me what the word 'unparalleled' means." ”

Student: "'The world' means to be born, and 'Wushuang' means to have no parents. 'Unparalleled in the world, that is, once born, there are no parents".

Teacher: "Tai means supreme, like the Emperor, space, etc., do you understand?" ”

Student: "Understood, no wonder my dad calls my mom his wife!" ”

Mrs. Mary was sued in court for violating traffic laws by running a red light.

She felt uneasy, afraid of some punishment.

The judge stared at Mrs. Mary for a moment and asked

Are you Mrs. Mary?

Yes, sir.

Have you ever been a teacher at a primary school in the western part of the city?

Oh, yes. How do you know?

The judge smiled, I used to be your student before.

Mrs. Mary was overjoyed, and she was not afraid of any severe punishment.

The judge laughed again, then continued, ......

I've been waiting for this day for more than 20 years, and now I'm punishing you for copying it a hundred times." ”

Biology teacher. The biology teacher was enthusiastically describing the appearance of the African wild boar on stage, and occasionally glanced at the audience and found that most of the students were dozing off. Then he was very annoyed and cried out, "Look at me! Without looking at me, how do you know what an African wild boar looks like? ”

1.When handing in homework to an art teacher, one student handed in only a blank piece of paper. The teacher asked

What about painting? The student replied, "Here?"

He said, pointing to the blank paper. Teacher: "What are you drawing?"

Student: "Cows eat grass." Teacher:

What about grass? Student: "The cow has run out."

Teacher: "What about the cow?" Student:

The grass has run out, and what are the cows still standing there for? ”

A teacher was about to resign, and the principal asked why. The teacher said that when he arrived in class, the boy shouted for a beautiful woman. The principal said, "You shouldn't resign for this." The teacher said: The problem is that the boy said, "What do you see, but I didn't say anything about you." ”

Teacher's Day is here, and Mr. Brown has received many gifts from the children.

The first was a gift from the son of a candy store owner, and I saw him shake it with a gift box.

I guess it must be a box of candy. ”

Oh, how do you know, teacher? ”

The next gift to him was the daughter of a flower shop owner.

I guess it must be a beautiful box of flowers! ”

In the end, Mr. Brown received a heavy gift box from the son of a winery owner, and this time it seems.

There was also some liquid oozing out of the bottom of the box.

It's a fruit bar! The teacher quickly guessed it and drank a little.

No! "Oh, the taste is a little wrong. It must be a drink, right? ”

Neither is it! "What's that? The teacher asked.

Here is the text message::

On the occasion of Teacher's Day, I would like to send four words to my dear teacher: Happy Teacher's Day!!

If I were a poet, I would write thousands of poems with great enthusiasm in praise of my dear teacher. Am I a poet? No, so I can only use this text message to express my wishes: Happy Holidays!

There was once a sincere care in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, if God can give me another chance, I will say to you: Teacher, thank you!

Although so many years have passed, my admiration for you is still like a river, and it ...... endlessly

Teacher, it's getting dark, be obedient, go to bed early, good night! We like it when you smile, you smile so beautifully, really!

Teacher, today is Teacher's Day, are you sleeping? Let's be good, don't wake you up, you can sleep a little longer!

Teacher, do you know that your image on the podium is so great and charming, I hope you will always be young, radiant, and full of peach and plum!

Teacher: I want to treat you to dinner but don't have any money; I want to give you a gift but haven't bought it yet; I want to say that I love you, but I'm afraid that my wife will be angry......Then let's hurry up and get over today!

I said, teacher, you said that when we were admitted to college, it was when you were looking for a girlfriend, but now, you are still a single person, a hero, don't delay your life's events.

On the occasion of the Teacher's Day, students express their most sincere wishes through SMS messages on their mobile phones: May the teacher always be young and charming, and turn a blind eye to ...... during the exam

The day Chang'e ran to the moon! Tianpeng looked up to the sky and sighed: "After Chang'e left, the moon became round!" "Alice wishes you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!!

A new teacher called a classmate named "Yellow Belly" according to the name in the homework book, but no one answered. When the rest of the homework was finished, the teacher asked who had not received the homework book, and a boy stood up, and the teacher angrily asked, "Don't you even know your name?"

"Teacher, I really don't call Huang Belly, my name is Huang Yuepo......”

Teacher's Day is coming, I have been troubled for a long time, I want to thank the teacher but I don't know how to express it, so I worry about the gift every day, and finally there is no good idea, so I have to send a text message to bless, I wish you a happy holiday!

As the saying goes: there must be a teacher for a threesome. You have grown so big, not only with three people, but with n people, of course, including me, so I am also a teacher, and I wish me a happy Teacher's Day! Haha

Once upon a time, there was a remote mountain village elementary school, in which there was only one female teacher, and she had a singing and crying love story with her only male student, and their names have been handed down... Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu.

Teacher's Day proposal: All mobile phone users must send text messages in person, except for the illiterate; All text messages must have the words "Happy Teacher's Day", except for illiterate people. What are you smirking at, are you illiterate?