sketch, the first draft will be submitted on the 26th. Urgent, beg well wishers, thank you!

Scene: Living room Sofa, table, chairs.

Characters: Lao Li (father), Xiao Li (son), Sasha (Xiao Li's wife), Lao Liu (Xiao Li's mother).

Lao Li held a bouquet of roses.

Lao Li: The Spring Festival is jubilant, and his son and daughter-in-law visit their homes; This year's Spring Festival is different, the combination of Chinese and Western is busy; Originally, the Spring Festival was lively enough, and this Valentine's Day also caught up, and the old man became a gray wolf! My wife, I always say that I am not romantic, this time I will also come to romantic, (holding a bouquet) roses buy one get one free, one bouquet for my wife, and the other bouquet for others.

Laughing) everyone will keep it a secret for me. Dearly!

Lao Liu. Lao Liu: Dead old man! are so old and called dear! If the son and daughter-in-law hear this, let the children think.

Lao Li: As long as young people can celebrate Valentine's Day, can't we celebrate it? Just in time for today's New Year Valentine's Day, may the relationship between the two of us be more harmonious, (kneeling on one leg) please accept!

Lao Liu: (laughing) Haven't you sent it all to this old man? What a scene?

Lao Li: (gets up) What is it, have you sent it?

Lao Liu: Ah, here it is. (pointing to the bouquet on the couch) Isn't that what you sent?

Lao Li: (Picking up the bouquet on the sofa and looking at the words on it) Dearly, I wish you a happy double festival! (Looking at Lao Liu) daughter-in-law, remember, this was not given by your husband.

I know he hasn't sent you flowers for years, so I'll give him this bouquet. (angry) How do you know that I don't send it! (to Lao Liu) hehe, I know the basic situation of our family, especially the details.

Lao Liu: Old man, listen to my explanation.

Lao Li: (Stopping) Don't explain, explanation is equivalent to covering up, and covering up is the beginning of the second mistake.

Xiao Li and Sasha carried gift boxes and suitcases).

Sasha walked forward angrily, Xiao Li was behind with a suitcase in one hand and a few gift boxes in the other).

Xiao Li: Honey, wait for me. (Comes forward to chase Sasha).

Sasha: (picks off Li) Don't touch me!

Xiao Li: (knocking on the door) Dad! Mother! We're back!

Lao Li: (pointing at Lao Liu) Let me tell you, my son and daughter-in-law are easy to come back for a while, and I am happy, as for the emotional entanglement between the two of us, we will talk about it in the next year! (to open the door).

Xiao Li was just about to enter the house when the door closed again. The small two eyes face each other).

Lao Liu: (closes the door) Wait! What's wrong with me? Waiting for you to still be wrong?

Sasha: What's wrong with Mom and Dad? Is something wrong?

Xiao Li: Something is wrong. (Leaning on the crack of the door and listening to the sound).

Lao Li: (pointing at Lao Liu) Old Lady Liu, what do you want to do? My son and daughter-in-law are still outside.

Lao Liu: You still know. Then you make it clear.

Lao Li: (rolls up his sleeves) You're still energetic, aren't you?

Xiao Li: Not good! (Take the key from your pocket and prepare to open the door).

Lao Li: (shouting) I'll get out of here!

Lao Liu: (laughs).

Lao Li: On the contrary, you kneel down for me!

1 All A: Yesterday there was a big incident in our school, do you know?

B: I don't know. Yesterday I happened to be sick and didn't go to school.

A: It's scary. I witnessed it with my own eyes, and I was so scared that I almost ran out of pees.

B: Ah! What is so scary? Tell me about it!

A: You have to listen to me start slowly.

B: Don't sell it.

A: It happened yesterday morning at 9:59:60 ......

B: You said 10 o'clock and it was over!

A: At that time, Mr. Wu was teaching our class. The students listened very attentively and carefully. The classroom was silent, so quiet that you could hear a needle falling on the ground, but unfortunately no one was carrying a needle at that time.

B: Ahem! A: At this moment, sitting by the window, I saw several teachers on campus, looking up at the sky with interest. After a while, several people were gathered. After a while, dozens more people were around. After a while, hundreds of ...... gathered around

B: Wait, how can we have so many teachers in our school?

A: Heh, it seems to be a preschool kid later.

B: Look at it clearly!

A: Mr. Wu is staring at me, can I see clearly?

B: Tell me, what's going on?

A: I also looked up, but there was a floor slab above my head, and there was nothing.

B: Nonsense. Say it! What's going on?

A: I saw the sky overcast, there was no sun, and I couldn't see ......the starsB: Why are you talking so much nonsense!

A: At this moment, the heavens, suddenly ......It doesn't seem to be thunder.

B: What? Is it an airplane**?

A: No. B: Was it a rocket crash in the United States?

A: No. B: Did the aliens hit the telephone pole?

A: Not really.

B: Oh, tell me, you're killing me!

A: Time passes by second. You said that Mr. Wu is too, he doesn't delay any class, but he just drags on this class. At that moment, ...... fell from the skyGuess what's dropping?

B: I guess?!

A: No. It's smaller than that.

A: Smaller.

B: A coal truck?

A: Small dots. B: Carriage?

A: No matter how small. B: Bicycles?

A: Not true. What do you think about eating?

B: Did you say it earlier? - Whooper swans?

A: No, moisture-containing ......

B: Big winter melon?

A: A little bit of a door, a little bit smaller.

B: Watermelon? A: Smaller.

B: Tomatoes?

A: Small dots. B: Oranges?

A: Small dots. B: Grapes?

A: Smaller.

B: Still young? I can't guess!

A: Stupid, it's ......

B: What exactly?

A: Snowflakes. B: It's snowing!