What should I do if the joke is too cold and everyone can t understand it?

Explain that your own laughter is particularly high, but you should not show how high your own spiritual level is in front of the public, you should still talk about something that everyone will laugh at and everyone thinks is funny.

In the future, remember to make sure that there is someone who can understand when telling cold jokes, otherwise the situation will become very embarrassing, if not, don't tell such obscure cold jokes, in addition to telling them, there is also a tone and demeanor are also very important, and it is still more difficult to tell a perfect cold joke. Otherwise, it will be embarrassing, and others will not react.

Maybe for my own real situation, I would choose to divert everyone's attention. Because I also know that if you tell a cold joke at this time, if you can't understand it, then the atmosphere may be particularly embarrassing, and it will also make you particularly unable to get off the stage. It may be better to find a topic in time to move everyone to another aspect, and it is also the most common method I use in my daily life.

After all, I think cold jokes are not a good choice for friends to get together, and everyone is very happy, and you suddenly tell a bad joke, which makes the whole scene very embarrassing, which will be a very strange thing in itself, so I would advise you to give up telling cold jokes.

1. Yesterday, I passed by the goldfish pond at the entrance of the unit's restaurant, and I happened to see a small goldfish jumping outside, and I was still opening my mouth, so I picked it up and threw it into the pool.

When I came home and chatted with my wife, I casually talked about it, and my wife complained, "I said that you are a heartless person, why don't you ask it for a villa!" ”

2. A female colleague of the company went out to eat at noon. The mobile phone fell into the company, and then her husband hit ** vigorously, and a buddy next to him was very disgusted after taking a nap, and after the nth time that ** sounded, the buddy picked up ** angrily and yelled: "We are sleeping, you are always fighting**, annoying." ,After a while, a man appeared at the door of the office.。。。

3. After graduating from college, I engaged in marketing for a year, worked hard to be admitted to the civil service, assigned to the marriage registration office of the Civil Affairs Bureau, went to work on the first day, came early in the morning to register the newcomer, the man was polite, gave a pack of cigarettes and a pack of sugar, the classmates were very excited, and they went through the formalities quickly, got up and shook hands to say goodbye, and said very politely: Welcome to come again next time.

Once, a cucumber felt that he had too many acne on his face, so he slice himself and applied it to his face.

One day, a man took his girlfriend to meet his future mother-in-law, and the mother-in-law liked it very much, so she asked them to talk alone. So the man took the woman to the bedroom and said quietly, "Honey, can I turn off the light in the living room?"

The woman nodded: "Hmm" The man is closed. And again:

Can I turn off the lights in my bedroom as well? The woman was shy: "Hmm" The man asked again

Can I turn off the lamp on my desk as well? The woman's head was lowered: "Hmm" So, when they had all lay down, the man excitedly shook his hand in front of the woman

My dear, look at my new glow-in-the-dark watch, is it worth 20,000 dollars? Female: "....

One day, the little white rabbit mm went out to play, got lost when he came home, and came to a three-way intersection, and a little gray rabbit happened to come. Sister White Rabbit asked, "Brother Gray Rabbit, my sister is lost, can you tell me how to go?"

When the gray rabbit saw that the white rabbit sister was single, he said with bad intentions: "Do you want to know?" The White Rabbit said

Of course you want to know, just tell me. The gray rabbit said: "If you want to know, let my brother be happy!"

So, the white rabbit made the gray rabbit happy, and when he was done, the gray rabbit pointed to the left, and the white rabbit walked forward. After a while, the white rabbit came to a three-way intersection again, what can I do, there happened to be a little black rabbit again, so the white rabbit sister asked

Brother Black Rabbit, my sister is lost, can you tell me how to go? Seeing that the white rabbit sister was single, the black rabbit said with bad intentions: "Do you want to know?"

The White Rabbit said, "Of course I want to know, you can tell me quickly." The Black Rabbit said

If you want to know, let my brother be happy! ”。So, the white rabbit made the black rabbit happy, and when he was done, the gray rabbit pointed to the left, and the white rabbit walked forward.

The white rabbit came home, and soon after, gave birth to a litter of baby rabbits, guess what, what color the little rabbit is? Guess I'm in for a treat.

Some people guess it's white, and you can't say it right.

Someone guesses that it's black, you say it's wrong, guess again, guess it's gray, you say it's not right, guess it's variegated again, you say it's not right.

Someone asked: Then what color do you say?

Do you want to know, you say? He said, "I want to know."

You say: Want to know? hehe

Let my brother be happy first.

Xiao Ming asked his father if I was a child.

Dad said stupid boy.

How could you be a stupid child?

A ghost fart.

and died.

Bad jokes (called rotten gag in Hong Kong, bad stalks in Taiwan) are a kind of failed jokes, which refers to the fact that the joke itself is due to problems such as the joke itself because of the phonetic words, or translation, or omitting the subject, or different logic, or assertion and special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in an originally funny joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. Nowadays, when they hear a bad joke, most people will smile and sometimes make a gesture of clenching their arms and say, "It's so cold!"

or speech and performance related to cold language, such as cold shocks, temperature, air conditioning, or hot weather, etc. Some cold jokes are only because of the problem of performance, after re-imagining the performance, you can discover a lot of subtleties, sometimes put forward that the cold joke is not funny is also another joke (at the same time simple and good to reverse the atmosphere), cold jokes are now widely popular on the Internet, BBS, TV programs (variety shows), books, magazines, etc., there is no shortage of cold jokes masters. Seek adoption.

A bad joke is not a joke that makes people laugh, but it doesn't have so much meaning or connotation compared to black humor. A real real-life (note in life) joke teller doesn't think he's telling a joke. The narrator doesn't mean to tell a joke, but just wants to liven up the atmosphere or express his feelings.

Moreover, bad jokes are not just hard work, they come from life and can only be counted as a little lighter than a greeting. Perhaps one word – dumb and laughing – is more appropriate to describe a bad joke. It is easy to dislike people who don't like bad jokes in life, such people will force a smile when they hear cold jokes to save face, and those who don't give face will probably sneer, or only sneer in their hearts

It's really good to show off, but now there are so many hot jokes in this bar, and everyone has a little mistake, that is, the sneer is not the power of the day, that is, now I watch it, and after about 1 hour, I want to understand what it is. Bad jokes often have a bit of an embarrassing flavor in reality, and this is up to everyone to feel for themselves.