2011 Web Classic Language 5

Play I play a uti uio has a amount.

People are not called people, they are called - silver.

I don't call me, I call it—even.

Cockroaches are not called cockroaches, they are called - Xiaoqiang.

A handsome guy is not called a handsome guy, it is called - throwing a pot.

The wife is not called the wife, but the leader (LD).

A lover is not called a lover, it is called- 1

Comrades are not called comrades, they are called copper.

What is not called, it is called - shrimp.

It's not called like this, it's called sauce purple.

It's not called very, it's called - powder.

It's not called very, it's called gray.

Don't don't call don't, call - table.

Like or not, it's called porridge.

It's not good, it's called - strong.

Strong is not called strong, it is called - bow though.

Agree is not called consent, it is called - top.

Opposition is not called opposition, it is called - shooting.

Shame is not called shame, it is called Khan.

Surprise is not called surprise, it is called - cold.

*Not called*** called - Kao soap.

Deceiving people is not called deceiving people, it is called - deception.

Being bitten by countless mosquitoes is not called being bitten by countless mosquitoes, called - new mosquitoes even look at mm is not called to look at mm, called - identification.

It's not good-looking, it's called eye-catching.

Excitement is not called excitement, it is called high

Fainting is not called fainting, it is called - ft

Gathering to eat and drink is not called gathering to eat and drink, it is called - FB

A treat is not called a treat, it is called - anti-corruption.

Something is not called a thing, it is called a thing.

Disagree is not called disagree, called

During this time, cake cutting is very popular.

Dude, get aware, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

Lei Feng does good deeds without leaving a name, but he writes everything down in his diary Obama, do you remember Xia Yuhe on the shore of Daming Lake?

Behind every successful Ultraman is a little monster who is silently beaten, like a coffee table full of cups.

No matter how good Chopin is, he can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness.

Ask how sad you can be, just like a group of eunuchs going up to the Qinglou.

watched the advertisement so well, how did it suddenly pop up a TV series.

Brother Xinchun was admitted to the undergraduate program, and Brother Xinzeng was given eternal life.

Regardless of whether he is a black cat or a white cat, he is a good mouse if he is not caught.

Ximen Daguan and Jin Lian'er have a very sincere love.

Only one person is willing to wait, and the other is willing to show ......

Is anyone willing to marry me? Mortgage ...... is possible

Life is nothing more than laughing at others, and then making people laugh!

If you can't play with life, you'll be played by life!

In fact, the day is short, and the computer will pass as soon as it is turned on and off!

Sometimes it's hard work, but it turns out to be a fart!

I wanted to use alcohol to drive away loneliness, but I can't bear it, and the amount of alcohol it drinks is ...... than mineWhen I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up, and it turned out that the quilt was ...... horizontallyI tried to figure out why I had insomnia yesterday, and today I have insomnia again!