There is a joke in the issue of Seeing the World about science students and liberal arts students

It means that there are too many people who want to spit on this female star, and the director doesn't bother to go, and it also shows that the female star spends the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.

It's quite humorous. But what.

Aren't you asking yourself questions?

After the division of arts and sciences, liberal arts students and science students have their own knowledge that the other does not understand, and many science students do not understand the jokes and stalks of liberal arts students.

Like some laughsWords, never ask a Fujianese who was laissez-faire during the Great Depression in the United States, it is estimated that many people are confused, but if you think about the name of **, you can probably figure it out. There is also a saying that "the temperature difference between day and night is very large, and I must be very sweet." This sentence sounds a lot like a popular breakout love story some time agoActually, this is a sentence related to geography.

And science students may have to think for a while to understand.

In addition, everyone should have heard the song "Lonely Northern Hemisphere"., the song is ordinary and nothing special, but his lyrics do contain a lot of liberal arts knowledge, and the connotation is very rich. There is a lyric in it that reads, "Eat breakfast with you with my good night".Doesn't it sound very inexplicableI think the protagonist in the song is not crazy. However, the fact that the lyrics prove that the two men have different time zones and have a time difference of at least eight hours.

After each test, students will always answer each other and ask each other how the exam wentAt this time, there will be a mysterious dialogue between two or more liberal arts students, "How is it written?" "It's ok. "Is it all right?

It's all overwritten. "Half of a pen is used up in a test paper, which is probably a pain that science students can't understand.

In short, because the liberal arts and sciences are different, there are also quite a few differences between themSometimes liberal arts students and science students chat together, and you are talking about happiness, but the other party is confused, and the feeling is really not very good.

A stalk that science students don't understand.

1. Someone always likes to show off their professional ability in the group, and a group friend couldn't help but reply: Aren't you afraid that others will spray you with salt soda? The man put a few question marks in a row to show that he didn't understand, and those who understood laughed.

2. Several top scientists failed to study the T virus in the laboratory but no zombies escaped, because there was Mendel among these scientists.

3. In the chemistry laboratory class, a girl was about to put a large piece of potassium into a bucket of water to get some potassium and water solution, the teacher found that she was behaving abnormally, and after determining what she wanted to do, he told her: "Before putting potassium in, stir the water in the bucket for 5 minutes." The girl was puzzled and asked why, "So that everyone has time to escape." ”

The school's boys' and girls' toilets are connected. A girl forgot to bring toilet paper when she went to the toilet, and when she was embarrassed, toilet paper came from the men's bathroom next door, and the girl lost her face and asked loudly, "Who?" ”。The boy next door replied in a low and powerful voice: "Lei Feng." ”

They deliberately shouted, "You must have written a bug again!" The programmer's eyes widened and he said, "How can you smear people's innocence out of thin air...... like this?""What innocence? I saw a player complain the day before yesterday that the boss hung you and beat you.

The programmer blushed, the veins on his forehead protruded, and argued, "Program problems can't be considered bugs......bug！……Can a programmer's business be considered a bug? The words that are difficult to understand, what "does not affect the operation", what "characteristics", etc., caused everyone to laugh:

The inside and outside of the company are filled with a cheerful air.

I think I might be underestimating the science students.

It's not a joke, it's just that a science student who remembers what the English teacher told me about geography shouldn't think so much, haha

Ou Deyang sang "Lonely Northern Hemisphere", first of all, the default male protagonist is in China, and there are a few lines in the lyrics:

Eat breakfast with me with my good night" - indicating that the time difference between the two is at least 8 hours;

Do not be afraid that we are on opposite ends of the earth" – one in the southern hemisphere and one in the northern hemisphere;

You can see that the Doji has the company of the North Star" - Polaris is a bright star in the northern part of the sky, very close to the Earth's North Pole, almost facing the Earth's axis; The southern cross can only be seen south of the Tropic of Cancer (23°26'N), again indicating that one is in the southern hemisphere and one is in the northern hemisphere;

The tide of the Pacific Ocean rotates back and forth with the earth" - only South America is surrounded by the Pacific Ocean in the southern hemisphere, and on the west coast, then the heroine should be in one of the four countries of Chile, Peru, Ecuador, and Colombia.

In the comments, jet lag, temperature difference between day and night, stagflation, Roosevelt, have you only been in high school? These are all from my first year of high school, and science students have also studied four books on politics, and there should be a lot of stalks that I really don't understand, and liberal arts students who really learn in-depth should understand, and the comments are too self-righteous.

As for the stalks of ancient texts and poems, it will be difficult for science students to understand.

The first very literary joke is the translation of an ancient Chinese sentence, which was originally "I heard that Han bought my first daughter, and I was a Ruode".

The real meaning is "I heard that the king of Han bought my head with a thousand gold and rewarded the fiefdom of ten thousand households, and I will make a merit for you", but some people translated him as "I heard that the king wanted to buy my first daughter", which really makes people laugh and cry.

The second is a very romantic emotional stalk, which is a romantic sentence related to the weather, "The departure of the leaves is the pursuit of the wind or the non-retention of the tree".

It's really good to use this sentence to express broken love, which not only shows your literature but also expresses your sadness, and it is also a word often used by many people who like to pretend to be stylish.

Generally, the archaeology major is Nankai, Nanda University, Wuhan University, Peking University, and other comprehensive schools, which belong to both arts and sciences. 2.Only science students are recruited, and the University of Science and Technology of China has high requirements for the foundation of science, because the University of Science and Technology is the direction of science and technology archaeology.

3.Basically, Zhengzhou University, Wuhan University, Xiamen University, and Sun Yat-sen University all have archaeology departments looking for science students, but the archaeology departments of these universities are located under the history department, and science students are at a loss

What are some jokes that only science students can understand: Top scientists live in a village, and a group of zombies attack that village when they hear that the scientist's brain is delicious, but they don't expect Mendel to be in the village. (Mendel was the one who studied peas) Vernier calipers are not lonely, because they do not read.

This meme was very useful when I couldn't tell which instruments to estimate in high school physics. Sin ran over to Cos and said, "Are we tan tonight, or are we cot?."

What are some jokes that liberal arts students understand at first glance but science students can't understand? : Shi's Lion Eating History" [original text] Shi's poet Shi, lover of lions, swears to eat ten lions.

Shi's always looks at the lion in the market. Ten o'clock, suitable for ten lions suitable for the city. It's the right time, the right city.

The clan regarded it as ten lions, and the ten lions died. The clan is the corpse of ten lions, suitable for the stone room. The stone room is wet, and the envoy wipes the stone room.

The stone chamber swab, the first taste of the food is ten lions. When eating, the first knowledge is ten lions, and the real ten stone lion corpses. Trial release is a thing.

Translation] "The Story of Shi's Eating Lions" In the stone room lived a poet surnamed Shi, who loved to eat lions and was determined to eat ten lions. He used to go to the market to see the lions. At ten o'clock, exactly ten lions arrived at the market.

At that time, it happened that Shishi also arrived in the market. When he saw the ten lions, he fired his arrows and killed them. He picked up the carcasses of the ten lions and took them to the stone chamber.

The stone chamber was wet, and Shi asked the attendants to wipe the stone chamber dry. The stone chamber was wiped dry, and he tried to eat the ten lions. When he ate it, he found that the ten lions turned out to be the carcasses of ten stone lions.

If a girl tells a science boy that she is unhappy, the science student will not understand what it means. Because most of the science students are straight men.

1 "When I was poor and had no house, your father and I lived on this ship......"So sensational, why did my first thought be the ship's earthquake ......I wiped ,,, big mess and returned my ...... festival

Generally, when the teacher is taking the roll call, the students will answer "Yes!" "But one day.

Teacher: Cai Xiaoming.

Classmate: yes!!

The teacher thought it was strange, why is this student different from everyone else?

So he called his name again.

Teacher: Cai Xiaoming.

Classmate: yes!!

The teacher was angry, so he called the classmate up and asked him why he was different from everyone else.

Teacher: ...

The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine during the battle? The company grew up annoyed: Damn, what can I do? If you step on it, you will be compensated according to the price.

Qian Mou, one day in the wine field was overwhelmed with alcohol, in a daze into the women's toilet, vomiting in the cubicle, at this time a lady went to the toilet to relieve a little, Qian heard the sound of her urine and mistakenly thought that someone was pouring beer, and said angrily: "I have long said that I will not drink, who is pouring it?" The lady was startled when she heard this, so she held back her urine, wanting to solve it after the money was gone, but she never thought that she would hold back a fart.

Qian Wenzhi was furious, slapped the partition heavily with his hand, and accused loudly: "I said that I won't drink it, I won't drink it, who opened a bottle again?" Whoever starts who drinks!

Forehead. It doesn't matter how this monk knows Ms. Chen. Anyway, this joke probably can't kowtow here. Maybe Ms. Chen has been to the temple before.