Ask for the classic funny lines of the urban comedy Shallow Love Muchuan .

Yes, I heard that after the sitcom "Shallow Love Muchuan" became popular, it debuted with the fantasy "Phantom Love" written later, and then there is a youth inspirational fantasy** "Lovers in Dreams" found that Nightingale likes to use the word "love" haha, but on the other hand, the first **Xianyuan series she wrote is not so popular, and the costume passes through the Xianxia drama "Xianyuan: The Floating World is Like a Dream", "Xianyuan: The Wilderness of the Dust" Modern fantasy drama "The Natural Strangeness of Xianyuan".

There are three very good books in Jinjiang Book City, in addition to "Shallow Love Muchuan" and "Phantom Love" and "Lovers in Dreams", and then read and listened to the Internet the most, I like that "Meet in Lixia".

12820 91134 kilometers from Langfang to Lianyungang.

Fan Wei's classic lines are summarized.

1.Why is the gap between people so big!

2.Big brother, if you want to smash me, smash me!

3.This is between patients and patients in the ** condition, what are you fooling with!

4.Big brother, I'm really pumping!

5.Abduct a year and sell a year, fate! Eat a trench and grow a wisdom, thank you! The horizontal batch is: self-taught!

6.Why don't you play according to the routine?

7.The sea is endless, and the shore is turned back.

8.I can't kill you!

9.I don't tell him about ordinary people.

10.Flicker, flicker, flicker!

11.O God! O earth! Which angel sister gave me this breath!

card, tell me the password!

13.and so on......I'll ...... laterI ......I'm going to rob you.

14.You ignore me, and I don't pay attention to dogs.

15.I didn't say anything, it was all in the wine.

16.Alas, ......As far as you think it's ......Interesting?

17.Abandon the spoon and teach.

18.Dai Gong was convicted.

19.This person stands at a different height, and the angle from which he looks at the problem is different!

20.Foolish, too foolish, you are so ignorant! You know?

21.IQ is something that gives ......Bring it to me!

22.Marriage is a person's second reincarnation, and your uncle and I didn't reincarnate well!

23.It is unscientific to look at a woman all your life, and it is easy to see that she is sick.

24.It's hard for a rich man to be a man without money!

25.This kid is too thoughtful to rush ......Hurry up and ride a donkey. How can this kid do this small business, people have to do big business!

26.Anyway, I'm a bespectacled person, how can I do this?

27.If you don't get the favor of lesbians, it's all hurt.

28.I eat carotene, this is always nutritious! Didn't I see the apple just now?

29.This is a very domineering job, huh?

30.On success or failure, life is heroic and ......Big deal......Start over again ......Let's ...... again

31.If you want to live a decent life, you are not afraid of carrying a little green on your body. Side-by-side: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! .Is your dad big or the city bigger?

33.Money is a bastard, and you can earn it when it's gone!

34.You respect me, I respect you, respect the personality of others, and establish an exemplary image!

35.A high position is not as good as a high salary, a high salary is not as good as a high life, and a high life is not as good as being happy.

36.Accompany the last meal, accompany the next meal, and finally accompany the ...... of the stomach sagging

37.Make your own way, let your ex-wife regret going!

38.What's up? I ......I am ......Kaiyuan City ......Victoria Entertainment ......The bodyguard of the general manager of the square!

39.The bright moonlight in front of the bed is hard work; Look up at the bright moon and go to the next level.

40.Happiness is: when I am hungry and sees someone else holding a meat bun in his hand, he is happier than me; When I was cold, and when I saw someone else wearing a thick cotton jacket, he was happier than me; I want to go to the thatched house, it's just a pit, and if you squat there, you will be happier than me.

Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job, my real identity is a research monk (student)! (Shaolin Football).

Actually, I'm an actor. (The King of Comedy).

I am the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry - Tang Bohu. (Tang Bohu points autumn incense).

I'm hundreds of thousands a second, I'm going to play football with you? (Shaolin Football).

Didn't you watch?? Q: What are the requirements?

You are not long and pleasing to the eye, you are underestimated with the word pleasing to the eye, you have to be beautiful and delicious, a glimpse in the crowd, marrying into the royal family is not lost to Diana, some are Xi Shi in the eyes of lovers, not too much to say, you are Xi Shi in the eyes of enemies.

Australia, this person who has watched "Shallow Love Muchuan" knows it.