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Anonymous users2024-02-06Three little white rabbits pooped, and the first one was a long one. The second one is round, the third one is square, the first two little bunnies were very surprised, so they asked the third child: "How can you pull out that shape?" The third child said proudly: "I pinched it with my hands!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-05One day the hen flew up to the roof, and the master said angrily, "Come down, and if you don't come down again, I will slaughter all the roosters here, and you will be worse off than dead." The hen laughed and said, "Finally we can go to the ducks...
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Once upon a time there was a little bee, and his mother named him Little Bee.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Haha, you guessed, I guessed it and told you.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02"I Stepped on a Duck".
Three women were killed in a car accident and came to heaven. When they got there, the angel St. Peter said, "In heaven we have only one rule here - don't step on a duck."
After confirming that the 3 women understood, they entered heaven. Heaven was full of ducks, almost so numerous that it was impossible to step on them, and although they tried to avoid them, the first woman accidentally stepped on one. At this moment, the angel St. Peter immediately came to her with a man of great ugliness who the woman had never seen in her life, and told her:
Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to be chained to this ugly man forever.
The next day, another woman accidentally stepped on a duck as well. Then St. Peter came to her with another extremely disgusting man, just as the woman had done before. St. Peter chained the second woman to the ugly man he had brought.
The third had already found out the cruel result, and she didn't want to be chained to an ugly and disgusting man forever. So she was very, very careful with her steps, and she passed the months without stepping on any ducks. But one day, St. Peter came to her with a super handsome man he had never seen before.
This man is not only tall and strong, but also has beautiful long eyelashes. After St. Peter chained them together, he left without saying anything to the woman. The woman asked the man who was chained to her
I wondered, why could I be chained to you forever? The man said, "I don't know how you're doing, but I stepped on a duck." ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-01Didn't see it with your own eyes One day, Avanti gave a speech in the street. In his speech, he cited many facts and accused the county officials of committing numerous crimes. "Avanti, which county official are you talking about, can you please tell his name?
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Anonymous users2024-01-31A friend of mine once took a taxi home from the station and asked the driver, "How much does it cost to get to town?" Driver:
150。My friend asked, "100 or not?"
Unexpectedly, the driver's attitude was bad: "What kind of taxi do you take if you don't have money?" Get lost!
My friend walked away silently. A few days later, my friend saw the driver and many other drivers waiting at the station. My friend walked over and asked the other driver:
How much does it cost to get to town? The driver: "150."
My friend asked, "200 or not?" Driver:
Let's go, of course it's gone! My friend said, "But you're going to have to make me put my sock in your mouth halfway through."
Driver: "You're sick!" I let you do this in order to earn you an extra 50 dollars?
No way! My friend found another one next to him: "How much does it cost to get to town?"
Driver: "150." My friend asked
200 to go? Driver: "Let's go, of course I'm leaving!"
My friend said, "But you're going to have to make me put my sock in your mouth halfway through." Driver:
You're mistaken! I let you do this in order to earn you an extra 50 dollars? No way!
In this way, my friend asked all the other drivers in a while. Except for the driver who insulted him last time, everyone knew that my friend was willing to go out of town for 200, but had to shove his socks into the driver's mouth halfway through. Finally my friend came to the driver who had insulted him:
How much does it cost to get to town? The driver: "150."
My friend asked, "200 or not?" Driver:
Let's go, of course it's gone! My friend said, "But when you go out, you have to shout to everybody, 'I'm going to town at 200'."
Driver: "What's this?" Walk!
Then I heard the shouting: "I'm going to town for 200--- all the drivers: Oh my God, it's just for 50 dollars......."
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