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Anonymous users2024-02-06Wrote a cross talk joke and sent it to you, if not, at your own discretion.
Crosstalk English lessons.
A (full-time class teacher): Everyone, be quiet! Everyone, be quiet! I announce a notice. Your English teacher is sick and I'm here for class today.
b.(Class Study Committee): Teacher, what lesson do you give us?
A: (Confidently) English class, of course!
B: (surprisingly) English!? Can you?
A: Don't underestimate me. (Pretentiously) open the window and say something, your English teacher is not as good as me. Don't believe it, yes.
Is it? My brother and I have been to the United States, but your English teacher hasn't! Americans all say about me.
OK. B: Oh? When did you go to the United States?
A: When I went to the U.S., I'm afraid you were still in the lower grades of elementary school.
B: Probably.
A: I'll tell you, the day after I went, my brother went to work, so I went to the highway. Alas, do you know "highway", how to say it in English?
B: I know, in English, "highway" means "highway".
A: Well, "high" means "high", and "road" can be said to be "way". I ask you, why don't you turn it into "high."
road", and turn into "highway"?
B: Our English teacher said that "high" here does not mean "high" in its ordinary word, but in a specific word, "public". For example, "highsea" is not translated as "high sea", but should be translated as "high sea".
A: Your English teacher is right. Let me tell you, I was on the highway that day, and I was happily chanting "Highway, Highway", when I suddenly saw a car speeding down from above, and at this time a car was driving up from below, and it was also driving very fast.
Both cars were driving at breakneck speed. Ahh After a while, the traffic police also arrived in the car.
They looked at the scene, saw me standing on the side of the road, and asked me what was going on. I was an eyewitness, and they asked me to tell me what I saw. I thought about it for a while, and I said to them in fluent English and beautiful body language
one car come, one car go, two car meet, one man die.The American traffic police understood, and said OK, OK. Do you think I'm doing it well?
Definitely, great.
B: I think about it, (slowly, sentence by sentence) One Car Come......one car go……two car meet…..one man die……Well, I'm afraid there are a lot of mistakes, right?!
A: Lots of mistakes? Okay, you change it, I'll see.
B&A: Let's change it! (Curtain call).
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling.
Scene: Classroom.
Youth League Secretary: Students, classmates, comrades, compatriots, same. 62616964757a686964616fe58685e5aeb931333332643236。
Same... Same as what! Listen to me!
Two: Say it.
League Secretary: Do you listen?
Two: Listen!
Youth League Secretary: Really listen?
Duo: Really!
Youth League Secretary: Sure?
Two: Sure.
Youth League Secretary: No repentance?
Two: No repentance.
Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?
Two: Do you want to talk about it?
League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?
The two fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!
The two sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The two fainted again.
League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!
Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!
Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
League secretary: You can't sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!
Youth League Secretary: What about studying?
Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!
League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?
Xiaoling: Yes!
League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?
Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!
League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?
Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!
League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!
Youth League Secretary: Students, classmates, comrades, same
Duo: Just say it!
League Secretary: Same as what!
The two fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!
Xiaoling: No matches!
Youth League Secretary: Work hard!
Xiao Ai: No strength!
League secretary: Come on, let's work together!
The two of them lay down: Alas!
Youth League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's ring the bell after class. )
League Secretary: Let's eat!
Two: Yay!
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